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LightHawk14

@lighthawk14.bsky.social
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Sports broadcasting, game show hosting, audio producing, dice rolling son-of-a gun.

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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ain't no loophole for a left hook. 🇵🇸
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
People think about you far less than you think they do.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Check the frame let the top down. 🤯🔫
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This will likely ruin WR negotiations for the next decade.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
More people have been arrested for touching the reflecting pool, then for the Epstein files.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My main diet lately has been schadenfreude.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It ain't going anywhere. It's staying right were it's at.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Time of the day to wade through social media for any unreported news stories that have been missed last cycle. Oh look, a conservative with an apparent humiliation kink is getting dragged in comments of a post they made. So nothing new to report, then.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Every single athletic program at Texas Tech deserves the death penalty for no less than a decade.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Raw milk is the actual boogy man they tried to make gmo's out to be.
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is the President of the United States who can’t handle the truth without throwing a fit and storming off. He reeks of weakness.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Scott Pelley deserves this week’s Joseph Welch Award for truth-telling in the face of tyranny Watch this important speech he gave just a year ago.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I've had it on the books for a while that I'll be doing a bunch of audio work with the Miss "My State" contestants. If one more person makes a gross comment about being around pretty young women all day I'm going to call everyone until someone agrees to search their hard drive.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My office for the summer. There's no place like home.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The unprompted loudly shitting on something someone brings it up in polite conversation is a bottom feeding scumbag move to make you, and Mean Girls like you, feel superior. Its free to let people enjoy what they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, it's also free to shut the fuck up.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
FMagnus = CL · ½ρv² · A It's so beautiful.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If no one's coming to save you, that also means no one is coming to stop you. Go forth and wreak havoc Little chaos criminal.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Can we all agree that in the original text Johnathan Harker was a little bitch. Mina deserved much better.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/05/2026
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses
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‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses
LOS ANGELES—In a desperate effort to get production of the animated film sequel back on schedule, Garfield Movie 2 director Mark Dindal reportedly begged lead voice actor Chris Pratt to stop ad-libbin...
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sometimes it pays off to be passionate.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Walking bay a strip mall, I looked into a window and saw a small boy walk from the back and refill his drink. I instantly turned around got sushi there for lunch
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I took part in a college softball practice today. My muscles may have not been ready for it, but they sure as shit remembered what to do.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You really want to help nurture the next generation of the resistance? Donate to PBS.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hubris is the name, but you may also know me as Diego Pavia.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Chiquita is about due to help overthrow a democraticly elected government, which would be so very on brand for 2026.
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Flag on the play, threatening to use genocide to pressure Iran into a ceasefire. "25" yard penalty, repeat third down.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The NFL Draft is coming up soon, so when we talk about biggest bust is about Football and not Mr Noem.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
You can pry these oxford commas and em dashes from my cold dead hands. They are — and have always been — the proper way to type, write, and print the English language.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My next day off will be sometime in early-ish May. My last day off was March 7th. I hope to still remember what you all look like.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Super Mario Galaxy: Donald Glover: busted his ass to give complexity and nuance to a talking cartoon dinosaur that can only say 1 word. Chris Pratt: Reads lines. Jack Black: Was Jack Black.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I don't want an $800 pair of headphones. I don't need an $800 pair of headphones. I don't want an $800 pair of headphones. I don't need an $800 pair of headphones.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If Mother nature gives me a little bit of a helping hand, I may have four whole days off of work in April! That would be as many as I had in February and March combined! However there is also a very real possibility that she could decide not to help me out, and that number go down to zero.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
No, you're getting emotional before work watching videos of guys gettong their big league call-ups.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My office for the day
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Basketball season ended on Tuesday, baseball/softball seasons begins tomorrow. If you happen to see a withered husk blowing in the breeze, be sure to wave at me as I go by.
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Roll20 @roll20.net · 25/03/2026
🧛 Curse of Strahd just got ReVamped on Roll20! Already own it? This update is FREE. What's new? 🗺️ Map Pins – Reveal room details instantly 🌫️ Foreground Layers – Add depth to maps 📄 New Sheet Support 📖 Digital Reader - Search & read anywhere Play: buff.ly/Bu4DY1O
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L Ramalho 🍉 @ramalho.org · 23/03/2026
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Robes should have a slit in the back that goes just past the belt. Currently, emergency trips to the bathroom while I've been sick have been on a difficulty setting I don't appreciate.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Instead of Happy St. Patty's day, an acceptable alternative is Free Palestine.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
When you come around, ladies favorite drinks become Angel shots.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
On more week of basketball I guess... At the National Championship Tournament!!!!!
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I accidently impressed a college women's basketball team by doing something unbelievably cool. Little do they know that the situation just reactivated my hackey sack skills that I hadn't used since high school.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Statue
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Bean.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You mean I've been doing all this work just to find out that Soros checks aren't real?
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm not opposed to a sad hand job every now and then, but the frowny face and clown make-up are a bit much.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My office this week.
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LightHawk14 @lighthawk14.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I've been an absent friend lately. With work (Sports and Midterm coverage) along with personal stuff have had me pull back a bunch lately. I'm sorry I haven't been around, I'm just trying to get through it the best I can. I promise everything is good. I miss you all. -M
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