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Spooky Mold/Her

@lightbluefabric.bsky.social
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Currently in a prince and the pauper type situation with a kind of ugly b ✌️

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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 3h
Cinephiles only ever think with their Dick (1999, Andrew Fleming) not their Head (1968, Bob Rafelson) or Belly (1998, Hype Williams) third option joke complete
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 3h
Spike Lee’s
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ok, so my understanding of the Lucas museum is that it’s 50% stuff that would be in a booth at a comic-con, 7% an exhibit at the Academy Museum, and 43% a history of realist art in America from the 1930s-50s because narrative just means when people are drawn normal and/or commercial illustration??
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m a Sam Kinaesthetic learner
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ernie Gihrl
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
trying to take a piss in the backrooms with one of those old hanging cisterns
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“At noon tomorrow the coward Garfield will be hung until death for the crimes so committed in our fair state [lasagne theft, general rudeness, animal abuse comma mean to Odie]
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“oh hullo John, I didn’t know you’d be back so soon. I just slipped into something a little more… comfortable… do you like what you see?” John Lennon: (filling up like a thermometer) “oh blimey. Me todgers up like a flag, Paul…”
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[annoying clones]: “I’m not you, buddy” “I’m not you buddy either pal”
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh yeah, i’m doing an alternate day SLOW
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gus Van Sant’s Death Stranding. Matt Damon in full bridges uniform cresting a hill. Slipping on his heel as he tries to get down dropping the 40 packages he’s carrying. “Jesus” and then on camera picking them back up
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[buying a gun]: “what flavours you got this in?”
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Snake returning Raiden’s equipment, who is naked & partially cut-off
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If one of the online people I follow because I like how they look turned up one day as a Phantom of the Opera, having had gone through a Phantom of the Opera like accident, that would be a real change that I don’t know I would appreciated
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
making a wish to become a millionaire and waking up as a small business owner in Taho. Wife hates me. Kid drowned in the pool. I’ve got 17 cadillacs I can’t get off of books and an ass like an oil barrel
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Depending on their mentals a millionaire could be just like me. Depending on if the spell works a millionaire could be just me and I could be the millionaire
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The upside is she was murdered by the Q.F.K (Quick Friendly Killer), the downside is, obviously, that she’s dead
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me and the phone have a deal, I delete countless personal items and it works for another month or so. It’s zen in a, sort of, torture garden sense
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
George Clooney could have a great third or fourth act if he just turned up looking like Revolver Ocelot as his new look. Long white hair, moustache, the high tech sports sunglasses, etc. the whole package
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just really, desperately don’t want to part of a lost generation, feels like it would be a real bummer
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
hey man, do you want to go to this Xiu Xiu show with me? Yeah, they’re cool. They recently replaced their lead singer with Liquid Snake, from the MGS games, which is weird, but otherwise they’re great.
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
(fludd from Super Mario Sunshine, sadly): air hose broke :(
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I contain monotudes
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wilco Star: (to the tune of Octopus Garden) 🎶 “Jesus don’t cry, you can rely, on me honey you can do anything you want”
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
maybe less
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have lived one life tops
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
[guy with bad accent]: “John Vick, yuve defeeted mii, but yule knot sew easssilly deatheat Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants”
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Abbott & Costello Meet Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
could easily be a Julian Schnabel plate painting from like the early 80s
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ll be the gieg of that butti, thank you very much
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
my lovely: lady lumps, never worn
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
(Bob Dylan): Well this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, after all, so who will it be?
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gen Z Robert Pollard: She runs a popular social media account!
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Danny McBride: A Life in Four Chapters
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Dennis Rodman: A Life in Four Chapters
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
(me, waking through some fog, waving my hands): “Git! Git along now! Shoo boy, shoo!”
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Dancing Baby is sort of like the ‘Bob’ (Twin Peaks) of Ally McBeal
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
(guy wearing a black & white Letterman jacket, the letters printed backwards): I valleyed in college and never really recovered
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
(Cute John Lee Hooker): Boom Boom Boom 👉👈🥺
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
(the mystical horny toad): “wooooork… wooooork…wooooork yuh buuuuhdy…”
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
so many people dream of hosting SNL, it’s hard to believe my career counsellor didn’t bring it up once
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
thinking of starting a blog where I post 3 articles a week for a year, to seed the start of a professional career in criticism, the first letter of each article spelling out a long suicide note blaming the person reading this specifically by name
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What, Me Sun Ra?
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bumper Sticker idea: Jay & Silent Bob Hatchback
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
conscious rap christmas song: I wish my dad was still here, by which I mean father christmas
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So Pat from It’s Pat and Dave Foley’s character from It’s Pat walk into a bar. The barman says, ‘what can I get ya, Pat?’, and Pat says, ‘I’ll have a beer, thank you’ in an annoying voice. Dave Foley’s character from It’s Pat says, ‘Me too, thanks’ and the two of them share a beer together.
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
(Mark Greene appearing like the Sorrow in the ER basement): tNod Tel tHe leSaeW deEcCus, gErg…. eSaeLp… esAelP…
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
it’s cool that Ed Harris made a Pollock movie in 2000, ‘cause Pollock 2000 is the exact name of a bad cyberpunk novel that everyone would tell you to read
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
(Frederic Law Olmsted designing Central Park): “Ok, so this is where we’ll put lots of hidey-holes for the gay guys”
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Spooky Mold/Her @lightbluefabric.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Robert Wilson & the CIVIL warS restoration maybe the only moment the poison of a film not being shown near me enters my heart
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