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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 25m
ohhh… that feels good! time is delicious!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 1h
etho… look, if you're gonna be an absent father, could you be at least absent?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 2h
the red king dies tonight, fellas!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 3h
you don't just climb into a coffin with another man and not be bros for life, d’you know what I mean?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 4h
fail! fail! fail! fail! fail! fail! FAIL!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 5h
“it's home?” “home.”
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 6h
etho… look, if you're gonna be an absent father, could you be at least absent?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 7h
I'm not the boogeyman! I mean, I'm the- I'm the boogie man.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 8h
“welcome aboard! as we tour the server, please keep your hands and arms inside of the camel at all times-” “inside the camel?”
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 9h
quick question, I'm looking for joel? I dug up his wife's body and I wanna trade her spine to him.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 10h
call the dogs of war!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 11h
no, don't tell me I'm gonna have to team up with my crazy ex.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 12h
quick question, I'm looking for joel? I dug up his wife's body and I wanna trade her spine to him.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 13h
something wicked this way comes… something wicked this way comes… something wicked this way comes…
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 14h
y'know what, I'm all for science and discovery and I feel like this is science and discovery, the minecraft style. we are the science bros! sciiience and discovery—!!?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 15h
Welcome to 3rd Life, an experimental Minecraft hardcore mini-series... with a twist.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 16h
“y’know, mumbo, there’s a- there’s a way we can still be friends.” “yeah?” “.. yeah. you could join me.”
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 17h
nah, I don't wanna play this silly game. I wanna do it this way. I wanna do it exactly this way! it doesn't matter if you're a mean gil or a bad boy or a neighbour or a clocker. you're all going down! none of these niceties, this is a death match for a reason!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 18h
I'm not the boogeyman! I mean, I'm the- I'm the boogie man.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 19h
I'm not the boogeyman! I mean, I'm the- I'm the boogie man.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 20h
“I love you.” “uhh… okay, etho, I know you're obsessed with me. I saw you made me the thumbnail of your first episode. but come on, etho, calm down.”
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 21h
really? how did that happen? how'd the guy with no friends win?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 22h
pearl, you deserve this more.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 23h
“I love you.” “uhh… okay, etho, I know you're obsessed with me. I saw you made me the thumbnail of your first episode. but come on, etho, calm down.”
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nah, I don't wanna play this silly game. I wanna do it this way. I wanna do it exactly this way! it doesn't matter if you're a mean gil or a bad boy or a neighbour or a clocker. you're all going down! none of these niceties, this is a death match for a reason!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ladies and gentlemen! pvp is not my specialty!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
welcome back to another episode of chaos in a box.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nah, I don't wanna play this silly game. I wanna do it this way. I wanna do it exactly this way! it doesn't matter if you're a mean gil or a bad boy or a neighbour or a clocker. you're all going down! none of these niceties, this is a death match for a reason!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
etho… look, if you're gonna be an absent father, could you be at least absent?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the ships burns, everything burns!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need some water, I am dehydrated with drama.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the ships burns, everything burns!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and so I left this world just as I had entered it: confused.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here Lies Scar. “It was just a prank.”
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you don't just climb into a coffin with another man and not be bros for life, d’you know what I mean?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
quick question, I'm looking for joel? I dug up his wife's body and I wanna trade her spine to him.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
put your clothes back on! how many times do I have to say this?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
call the dogs of war!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nah, I don't wanna play this silly game. I wanna do it this way. I wanna do it exactly this way! it doesn't matter if you're a mean gil or a bad boy or a neighbour or a clocker. you're all going down! none of these niceties, this is a death match for a reason!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ladies and gentlemen! pvp is not my specialty!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and so I left this world just as I had entered it: confused.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
etho… look, if you're gonna be an absent father, could you be at least absent?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the red king dies tonight, fellas!
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
skizzle… you're a stand up guy, I appreciate you, I love everything about you. I just wish you were better at this game.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pearl, you deserve this more.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pearl, you deserve this more.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
y'know what, I'm all for science and discovery and I feel like this is science and discovery, the minecraft style. we are the science bros! sciiience and discovery—!!?
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do me a favour? die for me.
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“welcome aboard! as we tour the server, please keep your hands and arms inside of the camel at all times-” “inside the camel?”
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🚦❤️💛💚🚦 @lifeseriesquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“welcome aboard! as we tour the server, please keep your hands and arms inside of the camel at all times-” “inside the camel?”
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