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Citrine 💎

@lifesadream.bsky.social
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I like to say what comes to mind. 💎 Professional Procrastinator 💎 Believer of All Things 💎 Skeptical of Everything 💎 Heart of Gold 💎 Empowered by Humor

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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’ve become so healed and secure within myself, that I cackle every time I see someone trying to spin the block. No sir, move around. 🛑💁🏽‍♀️
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I miss the $23.99 oil change days😩
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’ve got to find me a coffee alternative. I don’t like my dependence on it every morning.
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
These spring time daddy long legs in the house gotta go 🙅🏽‍♀️ I’m disgusted 🤢
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I know my neighbors are mad because I be feeding these deers and they keep coming back🤭
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
🤣
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Screamo. Because you don’t got to do allat
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I swear I listen to Ella Mai’s EP at least twice daily 😭
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I see what Kai is trying to do but, idk how that line up in the house is going to go…
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Life after death, celebrity gossip, motherhood
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Just one time I’d like to open Temu and not have 52 pop ups that I can’t escape from
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Kmart for sure. That 70% jewelry discount always hit
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My friend missed my bday and so everyday he wakes up, he’s sure to tell me happy birthday with a new GIF & I just respond with gratitude and excitement as if it really is. This has been going on for 5 days & I just love that.
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Tee Grizz is hillarious #couldabeenlove
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
In other news, I got my treadmill delivered 4 days ago & it’s still sitting in its box 😩
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Finally got a chance to listen to Tory’s album and ‼️‼️ it’s getting me through my work day.
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ordering a sirloin from Chili’s and expecting it to be good was my first mistake
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Dr. Smith ⌛️ @darkchokola.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Normalize comforting people without mentioning God
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
So much that I forgot what my first name was…
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I hate that I cry so much for others, but can’t shed a tear for myself.
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I can’t lie, inmate Robert S Kelly kinda did his thing on the Residuals challenge
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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a man wearing an orange hat with the words boi aint no way boi
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I think I drank too much 😭
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Got some Stella rose brandy and it’s a no for me.
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a man with glasses and a ring on his finger says " yeah that 's gonna be a no from me dawg "
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I second this!!!
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ctfu
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It was very hilarious and chaotic. Crazy thing is it’s still going..
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This VA email thread is the highlight of my day
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I won’t eat Mac and cheese unless I’ve got some Texas Pete to go along with it
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
‼️
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It’s too early for all’at. The girls can send you cleavage on the skyline after 10pm EST🙅🏽‍♀️
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
You ever buy your child a toy but hold off on giving it to them because you don’t feel like setting it up? I put it right in the closet before he could see it.
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Please don’t tell me what I should or shouldn’t watch…or do, or say for that matter. I march to the beat of my own drum in EVERY aspect of my life. Thank you🫶🏽😊
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Aaron Pierre 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Their quads are going to look great in the morning 🤣
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Right I know they are tired of standing and sitting. I hope their old knees hurt in the morning
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Lmao I’m here for the disruptions and boos!
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This door dasher has a shirt that says “no tip, no trip” and I know that’s right sir! 🤣
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I can listen to Fridayy ‘s voice all day
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Oop. The conversation no one wants to have..
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Okaaay! Because I be saying this same thing. Back when I was getting $700 every 2 weeks, I was outside living it up!! Now I’m getting way more and be looking for coupons and free events🤣
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
You might be on to something there…
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Don’t send anymore work across my desk 😑
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My job never ceases to find a way to piss me off within the first 10 minutes.
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
🫶🏽
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I be side eyeing the active parents of the deadbeat dad. Because how you just let him get away with it, while you’re picking up his slack. 🤨
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Lmao okay👏🏽, teach me your ways sis
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Citrine 💎 @lifesadream.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I need to get to sleep. Gotta wake up early for work, to delete that stupid email again this week. Stop asking me what I did last week🙅🏽‍♀️
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