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Life in the Florida of the Midwest. Alcohol fueled misunderstandings, crime, the occasional couch humper/deer sexer.

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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 11h
Hmm...on the axes of Stupid/Evil for the award-winning* "Is Ron Johnson Being Stupid or Evil" Game, this feels like about 65% stupid, 35% evil. *It won an award. I gave it to myself. Still counts in Trump's America.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 12h
An election to settle once for all - to which party did Yosemite Sam belong.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 12h
Eating Raoul for Tax Purposes
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 13h
This is illegal. This is against the law. This can not be allowed.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The racist villifying of the Somali community in Minnesota for the sake of trying to win an election is making me pretty upset. Admittedly, I am not the target of such ads. But I hope that they backfire massively. "C-" is pretty generous from KSTP.
kstp.com
TRUTH TEST: Anti-Klobuchar TV ad gets C -
A 15-second television ad attacking DFL gubernatorial candidate Amy Klobuchar makes the argument she worked to enable Somali Minnesotans to send fraud money back to Somalia.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CLAIM: The sky is blue. FACT: A blue whale's penis can be as long as three meters.
A tweet from Homeland Security that reads: 

CLAIM: The ICE agents wore construction vests and masks that concealed their faces. There was no reasonable way to identify them as ICE agents. 

FACT: This illegal alien was the subject of a targeted enforcement action. What makes someone a target for immigration enforcement is whether or not they are illegally in the U.S.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A case that will fall apart faster than the one against the guy who threw a sandwich.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OK, this is too difficult to be fun. But I did it. (Those two sentences actually sum up my general approach to life, as it happens.)
The Pick 9 Albums Challenge: Pixies, "Doolittle"; De La Soul, "3 Feet High and Rising"; The Pogues, "If I Should Fall From the Grace of God"; The Geraldine Fibbers, "Butch"; The Wedding Present, "Seamonsters"; Imperial Teen, "Seasick"; Dave Godin's Deep Soul Treasures, "Volume 1"; Dangerdoom, "The Mouse and the Mask"; The Black Crowes "The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion"
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Local kitty angle!
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This isn't rocket surgery, folks. His team is putting him in places where he won't affect the results one way or another. Because he's a drag on the ticket. Why is he in New York? Why was he in Oklahoma? Alabama? They won't even send him to Ohio.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Homer Simpson saying, "Hey! That's not the wallet inspector."
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ralph Wiggum saying, "Me, fail English? That's unpossible."
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just a touch concerning. How long until AI starts swatting people?
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 09/10/2026
Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.
The marquee at Cedar Culture Center with the message "We love our Somali neighbors" written out.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey, we've reached "Government broadcasts execution for entertainment purposes" levels of dystopia. That's fucking NEAT.
axios.com
Pete Hegseth says the public can watch Fort Hood shooter's execution
Hegseth said Nidal Hasan is "gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be."
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This series has been bonkers.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really don't need updates on the Polymarket trading as if it were a stat worth reporting on the baseball coverage. Update everyone - the chuds gambling online area leaning towards the team that is leading the game in the late innings.
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Asif Siddiqi @historyasif.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP Margaret Hamilton, the brilliant computer scientist whose contributions to software for the Apollo Guidance Computer were absolutely crucial to the Apollo Moon landings. She also helped shape the discipline of computer engineering while at MIT's Instrumentation Lab: news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1. Wisconsin! 2. Living the goddamn dream.
metro.co.uk
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm rooting for the Yankees! (To set the record for most errors in a game.)
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the reasons I enjoy a good Reginald Hill mystery novel is that it is all straightforward fun, and then he drops a word that has you running for the online dictionary. "Paronomasiac" - word play/punning. WHAT?
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Rebecca Thompson 🦋 @rebalynn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buddy Holly and Waylon Jennings in a New York City photo booth at Grand Central Station. 1959 #MusicSky
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking over my options on an injury ravaged fantasy football squad: "Is it funny if I refer to Doubs and Wicks as 'The Shakespearean Clowns Option'? Or just sad?"
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It barely counts as a sketch, because it is about 30 seconds long, but Dave Foley's delivery in the making small talk at the golf club kills me every single time. Also, Citizen Kane.
youtube.com
Kids in the Hall - Golf.mpg
YouTube video by Tony Eidher
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Minnesota feels like a weird time warp in this regard - very few ads about trans kids here. Most GOP ads are too busy tying Democrats to "Somali fraudsters" and "possible suspected terrorists". Yes, we're still litigating COVID-era fraud, apparently.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not sure widespread use of cocaine on the set of "Caddyshack" counts as a "bombshell." It is functionally the opposite of that.
yahoo.com
‘Caddyshack’ Star Drops Bombshell Cocaine Claim About Iconic Movie
Caddyshack star Michael O’Keefe is looking back at the wild drug culture that surrounded the 1980 comedy. The actor claims cocaine use became so common on the movie set that it was effectively built i...
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell, yeah. I bet the ice cream novelties are fucking SICK.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time for everyone's favorite game - is Ron Johnson stupid or evil?
politico.com
Ron Johnson blocks vote to stop Trump’s funding cancellations
Democrats tried to pass a bill to revive $810 million Trump unilaterally canceled and prevent similar clawbacks.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's been a real piece of shit for a long time.
wpr.org
Cooke campaign sends cease-and-desist to Congressman Van Orden over AI deepfakes
Democrat Rebecca Cooke is challenging Republican U.S. Rep. Derrick Van Orden in a closely-watched race for Wisconsin's 3rd Congressional District.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Local Angle in Cubs vs Padres - Nick Punto is a bench coach for the Padres. No doubt, teaching everyone the importance of sliding into first base.
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explore.org @explore.org · 30/09/2026
Introducing your ultimate fighter and champion: Bear 89 Backpack 👑 Thanks for joining us for the biggest Fat Bear Week to date.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I suspect I will watch this more than once.
youtube.com
Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, everyone's favorite game - "Dumb or Evil?"
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing says "Trump wrote this by himself" like the use of the word "heretofore". Also, "Pete Boot-EDGE-EDGE" is a mark of Trump's decline. That's so weak compared to "Little Rubio" or "Meatball Ron". Sad to see, really.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I try to not judge other people's choices that do not affect me. However, I am full of rage that "Kitty" is apparently the 5th most popular cat name in America. What are you people doing? Do you name your children "Baby"? When did you decide to abandon joy? Miserable, detestable behavior.
wbay.com
These are the most popular cat names in the United States
A new ranking lists the 100 most popular cat names in the United States.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Understated quality to the headline is the use of the word "Another". Almost as it if there is a horde of kangaroos in Wisconsin. There is one loose kangaroo (that we know of).
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For fuck's sake.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Santana Banner is a great name for a collegiate defensive back.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Minnesota GOP candidates are airing ads that suggest they live in a world in which no one has been punished for the Feeding Our Future fraud case. Dozens of people have been! They are also getting a little too comfortable using the phrase "Somali fraudsters".
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw Donald Trump's weird campaign ad on actual TV! It features the song "Love Me" by JMSN (pretty on the nose) and messages about America never being a Communist Country (OK, sure) funded using taxpayer dollars. abcnews.com/Politics/tru...
abcnews.com
Administration's pro-Trump TV ad is taxpayer-funded
The Trump administration is running a pro-Trump ad on cable news featuring Trump boasting about his record and vowing the US "will never be a communist country."
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Powerful, and brutal for Roger Marshall who 100% deserves it.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wisconsin firming up their reputation as the Soy Sauce Capital of the Midwest.
wkow.com
Kikkoman opens new $560M Jefferson facility, bringing 80+ jobs to Wisconsin
JEFFERSON (WKOW) -- Kikkoman Foods, Inc. hosted a grand opening ceremony Friday for its new Jefferson production facility.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've watched the first two episodes of HBO's "A Killer Story" and my main takeaway thus far is that I'm incredibly jealous of reporter's Joe Sexton head of hair. It is nothing short of magnificent.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who wants a thoroughly dispiriting article on the ways that AI has already fucked us? No one? Tough shit.
futurism.com
How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This video was filmed in Palestine. My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some real race-baiting anti-Klobuchar ads on the air tonight.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AW SHIT, Y'ALL. The Bears are BACK! And FAT!
popsci.com
Fat Bear Week kicks off September 22
May your favorite chunky brown bear reign supreme.
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Life In Wisconsin @lifeinwisconsin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having guns out responding to a call everyone assumes is fake is nuts. (How did they know it was fake? It was the fourth fake call OF THE DAY.)
tmj4.com
‘People have died this way’: Milwaukee couple swatted 55 times calls for policy change after $575K settlement
Patrick Tomlinson and Niki Robinson say they endured relentless false emergency calls from 2022 to 2023 that repeatedly sent armed Milwaukee Police Department officers to their front door.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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