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@lieutmilo.bsky.social
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Eminent physicist, polyglot classicist, prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist, talented pianist, good dentist, too. …Lousy poet.

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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goth! At the Denton Cracker Barrel
Me, wearing a red pinafore and fishnets in a Cracker Barrel bathroom
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never mind that the only impetus I had for unpacking my suitcase from following Mountain Goats tour 5 months ago was starting to prep for yet another Mountain Goats tour. But, please mind the trinkets!!!! (Crochet possum fabrication for Fillmore will begin shortly.) @themountaingoats.bsky.social
A whole buncha mountain goats trinkets. Bracelets that read “yes sir, that’s me, I’m him, “see America right” “firearms, flash drives” and “two on point, two on sentry,” a possum sticker that says “safe in the spots where the light can’t reach,” two buttons that read respectively “blessed are the tapers” and “almost always something happening in Ohio.” And a wristband from Bell’s in Kalamazoo.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Housesitting and need a pastime? Watch 6 hours of Beatles films. 6 hours of Beatles films is an acceptable pastime. Don’t even do a lil craft while you watch them even though you’ve seen them all 200 times. Rewind multiple times. You will certainly not regret watching 6 hours of Beatles films.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Came here to hoot, wound up hollerin’.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finally get to be twinsies with bestie again. Only took me 15 years to get my hands on one of these since mine ~went missing~ in 2011.
A John Lennon Epiphone J160E that I bought on Facebook Marketplace after selling a Gretsch Jim Dandy parlor guitar that I loved but probably was outgrowing
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t have the means to follow tour this time around, but I *do* have the best friends in the whole entire world @thegemthecolor.bsky.social @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
IT’S COMING TOGETHER
A diamond painting of Van Gogh’s Wheat Fields
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I finished the Great Microplastic Wave
A diamond painting of The Great Wave
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is a silly craft but unfortunately I’ve become obsessed with gluing little beads to canvas. They are sparkly and make a nice lil “pop” when you put ‘em down. I don’t think anyone was yearning for me to make The Great Wave glitzy, in fact I’m behind on other gifts. Alas, I crave the glimmer
A mostly-finished diamond art piece of The Great Wave off Kanagawa
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social postcard from the ranch, Levon & The Shallow Grave Squad
Levon the donkey and a whole buncha goats
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Sinead and Mr. T (goats) and a chorus of cicadas (unnamed) enjoying Shallow Grave summer!
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hi diddle dee dee God damn It’s bed time for me
Me and my friend dressed as pirates at a themed party, I have cool tattoos-
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Central Texas Gothic,” photograph, 2026 (Keeping up the stock tank pool that wound up next to my tiny house has brought me immense and consistent joy—I usually really don’t get on with the heat)
Me in a blue, pink, and green floral bathing suit holding a pool skimmer, imitating the guy with the pitchfork in American Gothic.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Want a horse 🐴, I want a sheep 🐑 I wanna get me a good night’s sleep 💤 Living in a home in the heart of the country 🌾
Me with Levon, a brown and white donkeyHook the black and white goat, in his tub. Tubgoat.Five goats of varying shades of brown, white, and black. They are eating copious amounts of hay, as they shouldA table spread of cherry tomatoes, cheese, oranges, bread, a matchbox, a Lego typewriter, terrariums, and a mason jar of crocheted possums
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Addendum: This leg also went near my hometown, and I rang the bell on the replica of Casey Jones’ Cannonball locomotive, like I used to do as a kid. My dad played banjo for the guy who recorded this 45. My mom wouldn’t let him come in the house bc he put out cigarettes on the carpet. Home sweet home
A 45 of the folk (not Dead) song “Casey Jones” by James P. (Bull) Durham
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Folks I know I’ve been posting a lot about following tMG on tour, but I just got home after a 14 hour drive and am finally looking at photos. This was so bananas important to me. I’ve been doing this for nearly 2 years now but each time I am knocked over by how kind and tight-knit this community is.
My friend Cate and I, watching the Mountain Goats play in Athens, GA. Cate is resting her head on her arms against the stage, and I am smiling and looking off into the distance. (Presumably watching the concert, but potentially dissociating. It’s always unclear.)
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Louisiana, thank you for being a great place in which to eat my feelings
An armload of Cajun snacks, Cajun pop bananas foster bites, a custard pie, banana planks, and Zydeco chop chop
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I have twelve more hours to go before i get back home 🙃🥲
An altered image of a popular meme that reads “average person goes to a couple tMG shows a year” fa round actualy just statistical error. Average person attends 0 shows per year. tMG Roadtrip Georg, who lives on a ranch & attends over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Big day tomorrow
A meta AI screenshot that reads “the mountain goats, a renowned indie rock band, have FBI interrogation footage surfacing tomorrow”
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🚂
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Fact check: true ✅
A hand with three bracelets that say “yes sir, that’s me, I’m him.” The arm is tattooed with a switchblade knife and purple flowers
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My nervous system when it’s 72 degrees outside, sunny, and all my basic needs are met
An earthquake exhibit panel that reads “do you understand the magnitude of the situation”
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Photos of Levon (Helm), my donkey, and the goat yoga program retirees as tax for trying to offer you a secondary possum during Possum by Night, alas if there is a bit I struggle not to commit. All possum arms and possum legs will remain in the carabiner until the evening comes to a complete stop-
A white and brown donkey named Levon.A photo of me with several goat yoga retirees
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social rallied the possum army, craft supplies locked and loaded, stoked to hit the road next week 🫡
A cardboard box full of crochet possums
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
BREAKING: Local museum professional revealed to be silly goose 🪿
Me, alongside a news reporter and a colleague, on a news set with several pieces of Pun-Off ephemera.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Do you think a depressed person could make this?!
Four miniature crochet possums on a yellow legal pad
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Hosting a movie night at the community pavilion we have where I live, the Peter Balkan bonfire video is our pre-movie entertainment. I’ve been sitting here with Birdie the ranch dog knitting a sweater on a very rainy Texas day and it’s an impeccable experience.
A pavilion on a Texas ranch with a movie night set up including projector and pallets on the floor. A black and white border heeler stands in the foreground
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Nary a soul has been as important to my awakening to rock ‘n’ roll, to music and the mountains it moves, than Benmont Tench. It was so, so good to see him again. Many worlds I’ve come since I first left home.
Me and Benmont Tench, in front of his piano.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Complimented an elementary school kid on her MCR hoodie at the career fair I did for work today, on my way out the door she handed this to me. I feel like I can quit my job now. That’s it. I’ve fulfilled my purpose.
A card with “thank you for being here, coraline” with a smiley face and a self portrait drawing in red marker.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social I’ve been thinking about an observation made here that you’ve written about flowers on multiple continents + your response about how good it feels to do things that a younger self would be excited about. And I thought my flaming boat was missing something. So. Flowers.
A forearm tattoo of a boat on fire surrounded by blue flowers
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This monstrosity has two names, we haven’t decided: the possum king (à la rat king) or the possum chatelaine, since I wear it on my belt, usually. So many little guys. I’ve been loving receiving pictures of them when they all go to their forever homes after the show. Like a possum foster mom.
A carabiner full of tiny lil crochet possum fellas
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
On Wednesday morning Wen clothes I lack I go do laundry eat big cheese snack
A photo taken in front of an industrial washing machine of a Kraft Colby and Monterey Jack “Big Cheese Snack”
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Tattoo after a year aboard the good ship Mountain Goats. I’ve wanted to follow this band since I was a teenager, life had other plans, til now. The crew that sails these seas are dear friends now, a huge joy. May we have many years of telling big stories in small rooms @themountaingoats.bsky.social
A red and black forearm tattoo of a ship on fire.A marquee at the Teragram Ballroom in LA that reads “the mountain goats, 3 nights.”
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Ready to be the coolest and goodest smelling person at the concert I’m going to tonight no further questions please
A photograph of me looking particularly crusty punky in a hotel room
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I was at a coffee shop the other day wearing this sweater and after I placed my order the barista said “hey, uh, your house is on fire”
A light blue sweatshirt with a mock cross-stitched burning house that says “don’t panic”
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I’m ready for my set on Saturday
A guitar with all the strings taken off at the headstock, they’re goin all sorts of directions
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
“Me and Peter Balkan and you, friend,”
The “me?” meme guy. A young guy in a white t shirt pointing to himself, flabbergasted
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Spent the evening reworking the pattern for the possum keychains I like to give to folks in line before @themountaingoats.bsky.social shows, prepping for another run next month. I have to say I’m pretty smitten with the little guys 🥹
A crochet possum keychain with a cassette charm atop a copy of This Year by John Darnielle.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This is me if u even care
Orange cat asleep on wooden bench, he’s napping so hard his face is kinda smooshed
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
There aren’t many things recently that have made me glad to be around *right now* in the year of our Lord 2025, but having the resources to pick up what @themountaingoats.bsky.social are putting down lately is something I consider to be a great blessing.
The cover of John Darnielle’s book This Year, a black background with a decorative white font. My black and white dog and a large green field are in the background.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I’m not gonna do it girl, I’m just thinking about doing it. …I did it.
A crocheted vulva
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I am gonna crochet pubes with this yarn and no one can stop me
A handful of brown eyelash yarn
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Corrupting the youth
Two guitars and a ukulele surrounded by chord sheets on an outside patio
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Tonight at the theater where I read, the marquee was promoting a play they’re running. And it doubled as the omnipotent narrator for the evening.
A photo of me standing in front of a blue theater with a red door. The marquee above the door reads “APPREHENSION”
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Freddie, having attained enlightenment
A brown tabby cat sunbathing in front of several buddhas and succulents lined up along the front of a ranch house
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hashtag trough time (It is chlorinated and has a filter and everything, big fan of trough time)
Me, sitting in a trough converted into a small swimming poolA Texas landscape from the vantage point of my trough
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I had a really terrible day yesterday but I did make these buttons for Museum Day! A Wednesday win, I guess.
A pile of blue pinback buttons (with one yellow one) that say “support local museums” in black text with a square black border.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Carol photographing Erin on her 58th birthday, Erin lounging before the Tiny T Buddhas.
One woman photographing another, who is lying on her side in front of a line of Buddha statues in front of a ranch house.
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Kerfuffle @lieutmilo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
When the album title first dropped I started looking for historic breadcrumbs not knowing it was a dream-sent title/premise. I found this newspaper excerpt, which, now that I know is unrelated, is somehow cooler. (Peter Christ Balkan, 1890-1936)
A newspaper excerpt from the Sept. 14, 1936 edition of Rhinelander Daily news that is titled “Two, Fishing, Drown.” The body text says “MAHNOMEN, Minn. Sept. 14 - WM Backstrom, Traill county, North Dakota State’s attorney, and Peter E. Balkan, deputy sheriff of the same county, were drowned in Twin Lakes near here Sunday when their fishing boat capsized.”
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