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Lidazea

@lidazea.bsky.social
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Impersonating a well-adjusted human. Distracted by social anxiety. Often misunderstood. Sometimes I write weirdness and take pics.

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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’m surprised the Republicans don’t just rename the Affordable Care Act to TrumpCare, and tell Sleepy D that it’s their new Big, Beautiful plan. He will never know. Also, make sure it’s presented to him in Times New Roman font.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Nothing says it’s the holidays like a Hans Gruber Nakatomi Plaza advent calendar.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
“Hello, your Favorite President, Donald “JumbleHead” Trump here. I want to wish everyone, including the “Woke” Liberals and left-LUNATICS in the Fake and Failing media a Merry GRIFTmas. That’s right, I’m putting the GRIFT back in Christmas. Thank You for paying NO attention to this matter.”
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Piggy Don got his fragile feelings hurt because he wasn’t invited to Cheney’s funeral; that, and he’s panic-stricken like a true felon over the Epstein files release. Poor little traitor!
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It’s official: There will be NO MORE AMERICA. The democratic republic has been “canceled.”
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Quiet, Piggy Don! This resurrected image I took from a 2017 Roger Waters concert seems appropriate right now.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
MAGA is headed at top speed down the road to perdition with Trump at the wheel.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Instead of Trump giving $40 billion to Argentina and building a gaudy, gilded ballroom for his little balls, how about bailing out the food banks? But no, it’s the wrong kind of bank for King Con.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
For 150 years “they” wanted a ballroom? Who are “they”? He sure makes a point of reminding everyone that he is paying for it, which translates to we the people are paying for it. We pay every single fucking day for it!
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Hey Trump, don’t give $40 billion to Argentina when your administration has the government shut down. America First, and open the government. It’s not that complicated…for sane and rational people, but we understand it’s complicated for the poorly educated MAGA like you and your cult. 😊
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
America is only great without the tyrannical dicktator in the White House. MAKE AMERICA TRUMP FREE AGAIN!
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I took a Bluesky break for a bit, but if The White Nationalists TACO House @whitehouse-47.bsky.social is up and lame trolling, I might need to come back. Can’t wait to spend more quality time together.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s entertaining when your Dark MAGA bribe goes wrong and betrays you.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
American-ing is exasperating under TACO’s eye! For the people being attacked, it is downright frightening.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Did you know you can review The White House official page on Facebook? It has a 34% Recommend out of more than 4,500 reviews. We can get that percentage lower. Come on everyone; go add your review!
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Remember when some ridiculous, lunatic cult of personality forced a name change of an international body of water? Yeah, that was an affront too.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Sneak preview of Melania’s White House Easter egg hunt.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The sharpie line has been drawn in the sand, yet again, by Trump. And, just like the hurricane sharpie idiocy, this will not go away, will intensify, and tragically destroy lives.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Patriot is a dirty word now, misappropriated by MAGA to classify a treasonous group of bigoted mouthpieces.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Caption this…
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The April Fool-in-Chief seen here arguing with a truck about upcoming tariffs.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Well, dammit! I had some wine, and my typing deteriorated quickly. Fuckwits it is! I wish there was an edit option on Bluesky.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Fickwits! Yes! I will now use this word going forward.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Let us all focus on the death and destruction that occurred, not on the dumbfuckery of our shifty military leaders.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
“I did not have textual relations with that app, Signal!” — Everyone in the Trump Administration.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Don’t let this horrific news distract you from yesterday’s shocking news or tomorrow’s yet even more appalling news, brought to you by The Trumped-Up White House.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I think her strip of gray hairs has multiplied under the stress. She looks pretty…incompetent!
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Honestly, this shit mess lives up to my expectations of a Trump Admin war strategy chat. Imagine the level of incompetence that happens behind the scenes that we never see or hear about.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It’s been a gloriously trying day for President for Dummies and his sidekick The Ketamine Kid.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This will definitely make President for Dummies angry.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It’s about time someone who has power weigh in on Trump’s lunatic tirade.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I’m waiting for his most devoted supporters to realize his policies are hurting them. No one should hold their breath for that.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This isn’t aging well, and neither is the man who said it!
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
That was Trump’s nickname for her many years ago; now the MAG-A-Lago pool boy calls her that.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
If measles was a person, it’d be MTG; she spreads her ignorance disease like a measles epidemic.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I feel like he’ll use this as a means to institute martial law, then he’ll say armed citizens are a threat. He’s coming for the guns. Will a 2nd amendment violation be when MAGAs finally draw a line and speak out against him?
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
“Illegal” meaning you do not agree with Trump. What country will he be sending American Citizens back to?
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
American Greed: The Dark MAGA Years
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Take away Trump’s suit and all that is left is an exposed traitor to the United States of America!
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Of course, the MAGA collective is praising Trump while the rest of the world sees that ambush for what it is; unAmerican and a disgrace!
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Unauthorized? It’s all by design. Unauthorized is the face the Trump admin put on it when they got caught.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’m waiting for the scene in this Trump 0047 movie, Goldligarchy, in which the villain gets covered in melted Fort Knox gold.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
We are definitely in the “Golden Age” of America; the Golden Age of shame, of corruption, of lies that become truths.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It reads like an insecure, immature child trying to prove he has a “best friend,” and everyone better leave him alone or else.
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I wake up every morning and the first thing I think is, “What fresh hell is he inflicting today!?” Then I say, “Fuck ‘em! We can overcome!”
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Lidazea @lidazea.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Do we need a MAGA Carta?
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