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Just gotta wear a thick coat and lace it with your loved one's loose ashes, then let the loops and steep hills of the roller coasters do the heavy lifting. Bonus points: listening to the Charlie Brown theme song while the ash cloud whips around you like Pigpen.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also, if they're really thinking forward, they'll have strategically planted shape-charges around the mine in case SkyNet starts acting all uppity.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If Theo Von is associated with this Project Meridian, I'm sure it will be funny for all the wrong reasons.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Here's to hoping this is his last rodeo.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I try doing this with my coworkers every day. Maybe that's why I've survived a half dozen rounds of layoffs these last couple of years.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And the sock. And the brick stuffed inside that sock.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

GOP mensa is when a republican "does their own research" and declares themselves smarter than the 99% who listen to experts and at least attempt to think critically.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The average Republican President is stupid. Now imagine just how stupid Trump must be.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Usually occurs because you're too cheap to spring for probiotics and rely on amateurbiotics instead.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For those whose role model is Lizzy Borden.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That's just his Quato being rude and pointing at people.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

She just had unfinished business: she made a vow to choke that smaller dog out. Just wait until she grows those opposable thumbs she's been wishing for. You'll see.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I thought it got chewed off in an intense pickup game of one-on-one with Mike Tyson.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"People are always saying how surprised they are when I tell them that." 🫲 🤡 🫱 🫲🤡🫱 🫲 🤡 🫱 🫲🤡🫱 "They say, Mr. President, they say, I'm surprised how so much little corruption there is now compared to when JOE BIDEN was president, can you believe that?"

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Less intelligible than a Bob Dylan song. More intelligible than a Trump presser.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Like him or hate him, he is a master of semantics. Henry Rollins said it best about him...they threw a thousand spears a minute at him, and he dodged them all.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Better hope none of them ask what the definition of "is" is, though.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Coulda been wurst. Coulda been a tube steak.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can picture a couple police detectives stalking thru a dark, abandoned warehouse with these sound effects playing in the background. They round a corner with their pistols drawn to find Ghostface (from Scary Movie) and his ghostface children playing this instrument like a music lesson or recital.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ICE employees being Epstein Islanded by their bosses.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hope these scenarios include pointing and laughing at their tiny peckers.

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librlman.bsky.social @librlman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

An everlasting gobstopper...on a shteeeck!

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