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Impatiently awaiting the next mass dragoning event.

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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social Drink! That very popular young man was one of Michael's werewolves.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social Drink! The construction dude who just got impaled by all that rebar when the palette of cinderblocks fell on him? That's Gadreel.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol--There's that too, yep.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But sometimes very funny! And still horrid.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I also read through this one. At work, because it's too darn heavy to carry home. It's so pretty!
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooh, that sounds lovely! Hold placed.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something Very Bad is Going to Happen So, you know...what it says on the tin.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is! And this show is scary as shit, and he's all happy-old-man and then suddenly turns so angry that they think he's going to poison their custard. It's so unsettling.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social Drink! Death is working the CUSTARD, NOT ICE CREAM stand!
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social The very gracious card I'm sending to my brother
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And then he walks away. I think for a minute that maybe he's just gathering his stuff. A lot of people here carry ALL of their possessions with them because of the lack of homes, so that happens. But it's been like 5 minutes.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social So I'm puttering around the office, doing the daily maintenance stuff, listening to my books, office door open in case someone needs me. And this dude pokes his head in and asks if he can ask me some questions. I say, sure, come on over. He asks if he can come in. I say yes.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you already have SamandDean Funko Pops?
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn't it lovely when there are adult-approved picture books?
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whaaaaaaaat?
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welp. Welp.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@Drink! I've been trying to figure out where I know that person from, and it's Jess!
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooh, you tease! Okay, it's going on the list.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nice!
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social www.goodreads.com/en/book/show... This was just recommended on my book podcast. Apparently you can get bonus scenes if you solve puzzles and email in the answers. This sounds awesome.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would write fic about THAT wolfpack.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Coworker says I should emphasize that this man is probably in his 40s or 50s.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the second time he's done this, apparently.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social Today's Adventures in Librarianship: Dude brought his TV to the library today. Like, I fair-size flat screen TV, just barely small enough to be carried under one arm. Hooked up his game console, got frustrated with his game, and threw a screaming tantrum over it.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social Takedown is genius! That's definitely a keepr.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Brilliant! I love her so much.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welp. That's definitely on the list.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I haven't been keeping up. Is The Librarians historical too?
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ooh, excellent!
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do I know Sherry Thomas? Is she the Charlotte Holmes one?
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That would be so marvelous! I haven't read the book, though. Are you enjoying it?
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lol--It's fine, I've got some blank cards. But, like, is this not a sentiment that anyone ever has to express?
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sometimes you lose and have to pay tribute to your asshole brother. How's Hallmark going to let us down like this?
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social Know what doesn't seem to exist? Greeting cards that say You Win/I Surrender/Hail the Conquering Hero. I don't understand this.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
True! No flashing noses to remind me.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh, goodness, I haven't thought about that book in a hundred years.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
F is devious. I think I'll just go ahead and play alog.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
F knows we've done this. And when the director came to her and said we should do it, she didn't volunteer that information. F is over there running a scam, Duck. She's going to sit on this for a couple of months and then announce a successful implementation. I bet that's what's happening.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've been sitting here wondering if I should ruin his big excited presentation by telling him this, but then he says that F, my former manager, is looking at this and trying to figure out how we could implement it. And. F was the one who put me on this project, so...
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social So. So. My boss went to this conference and came back with a BRILLIANT IDEA. He's doing a presentation now on this idea. Duck. We've already done this idea. I was actually the first one to take on the major paperwork side of it. It was, in fact, a brilliant idea.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also, just FYI, you're literally the only person I can talk to about this basket because Greg just made a great big ass of himself and then quit the family chat, and then Mom yelled at everyone for being mean to him, and now everybody's mad at him.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So. Please contribute any music you can think of about conquering or dominating (please not sexy--this is my brother). I'll pick over it later and make maybe a top-ten list to give to him. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anyway. Last month he passed up my total count. So I've decided to make like a tribute basket to the conquering lord. I'm going to put some "royal" and "regal" treat brands, a silly crown, a Tears of My Enemies mug, and some fun knickknacks. And also, I want to include a QR code to a playlist.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And, like, that's pretty easy to track because we've been using spreadsheets. Duck. I've never seen anyone weaponize a spreadsheet like this man has. He keeps posting new graphs comparing his reading to my reading. I'm DYING. It's so effing funny.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We've been recording our book counts for, like 15 years. And for the most part, I beat him. But then he kicked it into gear and decided he was going to win. So he's been beating my annual numbers for a couple of years, but then he decided he was going to pass up my overall book count.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@nixhaw.bsky.social Playlist project! Mmkay, so my brother has won. He has THOROUGHLY kicked my ass. There's no denying it. He reads more than me.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't know enough of India/Pakistan history to have ever understood the metaphors. I needed the help. I think this is the guide I used. www.litcharts.com/lit/midnight...
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Midnight’s Children Study Guide | Literature Guide | LitCharts
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I...appreciated it. And I read it with Cliff notes, because Rushdie scares me.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes. It's a challenge. I'm glad I've read it.
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Librarienne @librarienne25.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That is, indeed, a thing.
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