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Libra Monkee

@libramonkee.bsky.social

241 followers 134 following 3.5K posts

Glue sommelier, spoony bard, postwhore, heavy drinker, mostly housebroken.

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm conflicted. I trust Trachtenberg but I don't trust Disney.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The guy phishing him: "You want this dog?"

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I recently watched The Queen's Gambit and it's got me using cocktail onions to make Gibsons.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think one of those is the guy who famously, and deservedly, got his jaw rocked.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So the movie is essentially Resident Evil Outbreak?

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A lot of y'all never played Resident Evil Outbreak and it shows.

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Arrr, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, savvy? Do ye recall when Facebook be a merry place, full o' plunder and laughter? Shiver me timbers, that were a long time ago, matey. Back when the seas o' social media be free and wild, not the bilge ridden waters we sail now! Yo ho ho!

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Can you at least put it in the meow pose?

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't toast that"

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your team is good! I just mentioned this and it's fixed!

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I saw Ludacris is at Splunk .conf and was like "How?! Why?! You know what, get paid."

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sometimes a new problem requires an old solution.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Justice 4 Renly Cr: @adamtots.bsky.social

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Stenchler

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They should've used this one.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"We've come up with new recipes!"

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He got the Frank Reynolds motor oil dye job

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I almost felt bad until I read this part. Now it's hilarious.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My East Coast is showing 😶

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It would be cool if he could make it a Deadpool cameo.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm finally playing Final Fantasy XIII

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

But the shorts are a requirement for a stool contortionist.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I long for the day were defunct data centers become ginormous Spirit Halloweens.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Maybe the new definition is a compound of "pun" and "dit". 🤔

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Bathroom Buddy from Gremlins gets an even more complicated update.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yoshi and Fat Chocobo just smokin it out

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or have an awful September.

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Never thought I'd be going back to MapQuest

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"YOU SMUG FUCK!"

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Does it have a sequel called Arabian Days

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I started following his weight lifting videos and thirst traps years ago. And now we're here. Funny how time works.

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Why does the Usain Bolt comparison give the air of Jesse Owens having to race against horses for money? 🤨

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Nicholas Hoult was like

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One can only hope that his demise was slow and painful.

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I think I've seen this show. 🤔

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

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Libra Monkee @libramonkee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026