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Lizzie Borden

@libbyzorden.bsky.social
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Old screaming liberal fighting lies, hypocrisy, and the MAGA idiocracy. Prescriptivist (Thanks, Chris!) Pardon my French

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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 4h
I know I don't have any proof, but Occam's razor is screaming into the firmament that only kompromat, most likely in the form of Epstein-related blackmail material, videos or photos or such, can explain Trump's 100% submissive behavior towards Putin. It's been 10 years and he has never broken trend.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 4h
I know I don't have any proof, but Occam's razor is screaming into the firmament that only kompromat, most likely in the form of Epstein-related blackmail material, videos or photos or such, can explain Trump's 100% submissive behavior towards Putin. It's been 10 years and he has never broken trend.
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EuphoricFuzion🕯️ @euphoricfuzion.bsky.social · 11h
Amazing!!!
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 9h
Just a fucking kicker... PISS ON THAT! You go, boy.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 10h
Bueno
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 10h
Projection confession projection confession projection confession projection confession projection confession projection confession Y'ALL NEED A NEW TRICK.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 10h
And they don't even teach multiplication tables anymore..
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 10h
Motherfucking cunt. Motherfucking dildo.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 11h
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/o...
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 10h
Yup
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
As far as I know, he has still never actually given the boot to anyone face to face. Come on, you pansy!
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Donald Trump is explicitly a war profiteer. A mortal sin.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Fuck that
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Thanks for keeping it real, Boss. Limited bandwidth- excessive worthy targets- it's necessary to prioritize, and this doesn't make the cut. There is no chance that any spurious charges they gin up will go anywhere. She will have the best pro bono representation, and a stout legal defense fund.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Ha!
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Now, fuck off!
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Six – seven
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Nos-ferret-tu
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Sad but true. And Americans are such pathetic followers. Witness tattoos and beards. I rest my case. Checkmate. PS. Some tattoos are higher than some are quirky and fun. I love those. Same for the beards..
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Sad but true. And Americans are such pathetic followers. Witness tattoos and beards. I rest my case. Checkmate.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 11h
Is that effing pablum supposed to give the bastards plausible deniability? Piss off..
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 12h
My God, you're beautiful.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 12h
I remember back about 1969 when my dad gifted my siblings and I his old hi-fi and we started to buy our own records. My sister's first album was Tapestry. Mine was Band of Gypsies.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 12h
Trump loves allowing s*** like this to happen when he can plausibly deniably claim that he had no choice..
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 12h
Hillary was right!
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 12h
Of course. Our nation's ability to attract the best and brightest from around the world to add to our own has been our superpower. Trump is squandering it. American exceptionalism, per se, is a myth.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 12h
Douchebag
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 13h
Good luck, motherfuck.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 13h
Reserve the jus and reduce by 3/4, yielding a concentrated fascist demi–glace...
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 13h
Reserve the jus and reduce by 3/4, yielding a concentrated fascist demi–glace...
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 13h
Weasel
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 13h
At this point, it's clear to me that the worldwide economic disruption from Trump's war will be worse, in the end, than Putin's war on Ukraine. That took 2 years to sort out, economically. Better focus on touting the restoration of morality, cuz it'll be a while before any prices drop meaningfully.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 13h
Elie's post below is the end of a quirky and wonderful thread. Read it, and my comment below might make sense. Human nature can be entertaining. This is all way too deep for a Friday, or any for that matter, morning. On this playing field, where Paradox rules, the own goal is a feature not a bug
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 13h
This is all way too deep for a Friday, or any for that matter, morning. On this playing field, where Paradox rules, the own goal is a feature not a bug.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 14h
BINGO. Sad that I missed all this yesterday when it was going down.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 14h
Okay, what's all this about? Time to tap out and climb back up this thread..
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 14h
That's some long–winded shit.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 14h
REMINDER: Today by 12 pm ET, Todd Blanche shall submit, in REDACTED form, to the Court for in camera review the FBI interview notes for the South Carolina woman who alleges she was 13 years old when she was sexually and physically abused by Donald Trump. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Uuhh — define ineffective?
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Uuhh — define ineffective?
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Well played.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Elie – That may be the single best deployment of the ubiquitous "Yeah, no" that l have ever encountered.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Okay...
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Whoop, there it is...
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Beautiful
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ha! Love it. Love your handle even more.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Merit v DEI? What fucking ever. If Belichick knew there were two Brians in the running, at least he acquitted himself by making the correct assumption.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And the ICE Thug who assaulted the woman that Alex Petty was attempting to assist when he was murdered. Same mode of assault for the cop that assaulted Darializa Avila Chevalier. Those were both class A felonies with serious prison terms attached. Atonement is due.
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Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Scott Jennings is everything I detest about Skip Bayless and Steven A Smith, and so very much more.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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