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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER)

@libbycudmore.bsky.social
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Eminent Hipster. Stiletto-Wearing Preacher. Detective Novelist (Wade & Jacks series, THE BIG REWIND.) Beligerent Co-Host, @ostparty.bsky.social. Swing revival scholar & your Crime Fiction Bimbo. www.libbycudmore.com

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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 2h
You were watching it, then you died, but then you came back to keep watching
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 9h
You have to switch between them NIGHT TRAP style or the vampires kill them all
A screenshot from the SEGA-CD game NIGHT TRAP, with me in ICE-esq unifors attack a blonde girl in a pink satin nightie
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 10h
OKC-AREA FRIENDS: We have another litter of backyard kittens. Trying to get Mama & older babies neutered while I'm in town this week, but if we can place these Certified Little Guys, it would be a HUGE help. Spread the word!!!!
Mama Birdseed, a cat with her three tortie babiesBaby Cornbread, an orange & white kitten
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ACAB includes On-Duty Cutie, Sgt Busta & Officer Dick Udown
Sexy Cop costume (ladies) ftom Spirt HalloweenSexy Cop Costume (ladies with big hooters) from Spirit HalloweenHot Cop Costume (Man to avoid at the party) from Spirit Halloween
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Men will use their family's entire fortune to create a 19th century village complete with cryptid folklore before going to therapy.
Those Who We Do Not Speak Their Name, in a red cloak & terrible spines, terrify a pure-hearted Bryce Dallas Howard as she hides behind a tree
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me on the set of TIME CHASERS
A cute brunette in a striped shurt, black skirt & space buns standing in front of the airport from TIME CHASERS
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does this mean Vic Mackey is a Disney Prince?
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Why would we deceive you?"
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you take a baby's nose, do they feel pain? Recet studies suggest wah wah wah
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm hearing from my people that it's actually Critter?
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have literally said "The higher the heels, the closer to Heaven" on more than one occasion.
A pair of really, really, REALLY tall heels. So tall, in fact, that Crow is out of frame while wearing them. From the MST3K episode SQUIRM.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Biscuit has THE best little round kitten face.
A soft round brown tabby. He has a black nose & his little striped feets are folded in front of him. His name is Cheddar Bay Biscuit & you are obsessed with him.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Isaiah LaBorde (cowboy hat) is CARRYING this whole movie. Just absolutely leaning into the insanity. Bless him.
Georgio, Tommy Wiseau (Tommy Wiseau) & Isaiah LaBorde (Tim) are like WHOA THAT'S A BIG SHARK in BIG SHARK.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just saw RESIDENT EVIL and I loved it, but just be warned, the zombies they put on that screen are fucking TERRIFYING
Dead Eyed Jeremy Strong playing deader-eyed Mark Zuckerberg in THE SOCIAL RECKONING
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's still time to sign up for my WHERE DO I BEGIN class (perfect for fiction and memoir alike!) and my infamous SHORT STORIES & FLASH FICTION workshops! Join us, won't you?
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just saw an ad with the Budweiser Clydesdales and, given the date, this is all I could think about.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is Eddie invited?
Crow and Servo flank Eddie, Mike Nelson's older shitty brother. He looks like Mike Nelson except he has a beanie, a mustache, a cigarette and a can of beer.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TIRED: Little Free Blockbuster WIRED: Little Free Back Room
A blue & yellow box labled LITTLE FREE BLOCKBUSTER, filled with delightful DVDs. Fun for the whole family!The ADULT section of a video store, complete with dark red curtains and, more than likely, your elementary school gym teacher. You will pretend not to know him while you examine POKAHOTASS like you're the Criterion Closet. He will scurry out with a copy of DANCES WITH BUTTS: THE BUTT-TAMER under his arm. You make a note that the film does not have any indiginous actors, mutter a silent land acknowledgement for this establishment under your breath and put it back in exchange for the more thoughtful medical drama DOCTOR REAR.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't mean to be harsh...after all, he DID inspire the story "The Artist Will Not Be Present" which is in my, what, 3rd book? 4th? I've lost track, honestly!
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I BEG TO DIFFER
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
THAT SAID, a few things to consider as we grieve. Dolly & Tim were 80 and Honorary Muppets. You know who else is 80 & was a Muppet?
A three-tile set of images; the first depicts a disgusting pile of fake fur and garbage labled "Grump," the second, a tower of garbage cans with a banner that reads GRUMP TOWER and the third, Grump with an equally ugly orange-haired Muppet.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't like this reboot of LAST OF THE WILD HORSES.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So I promised you some big news and here it is! I'm writing a book about swing revival for @barrelhouse.bsky.social; thanks to @mikeingram.bsky.social for making my dream of lecturing people about the Cherry Poppin' Daddies a reality.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I want to know your pet's lore. Our cat Biscuit, for example, runs a nightclub called Big Cheese.
Biscuit, a brown & black tabby, examines a pair of leopard-print shorts the dancing ladies will wear at his nightclub, Big Cheese.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
FINE I'll put RIFIFI in my tote bag, but ONLY because they don't have ROAD HOUSE
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You're just jealous that Mitch was final strong enough to go to America!
A still from PARTS: THE CLONUS HORROR
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
TIRED: For Sale. Baby Shoes. Never Worn. WIRED: Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar.
The iconic NYC flyer with Dan Smith, a nice looking young fella, holding an electric guitar in his lap. The text reads DAN SMITH WILL TEACH YOU GUITAR.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheddar Bay Biscuit says Juice Box can come over & play anytime.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There's no law that says you can't arrive at for your new license photo in red lipstick, an updo with a flower clip, enormous cherry earrings & your new Horrorpops t-shirt.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No show has changed my life more than WILD RECORD COLLECTION. Exhibit A: this photo I sent to my cool older sister Shaun.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Actual record that I purchased with money & free will.
PAULY SHORE & THE CRUSTIES on vinyl.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
No tribute more fitting:
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Look, I saw G.I. JOE: RETALIATION for, like, five minutes of Walton Goggins and let's be real, I'll do it again if Danny McBride decides to bring him back.
Walton Goggins rocks a pink shirt and smirks in G.I. JOE: RETALIATION.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I believe you meant to say a pre-NIGHT TRAP Dana Plato
Dana Plato, a blondish woman in a sports bra & acid washed jeans, gestures angrily towards a group of black-clad vampires in a stairwell
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🎵What a glorious time to be free🎵
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July from President Max @skunkapegames.com @samandmaxuk.bsky.social
Max, a white lagamorph, is wearing boxing gloves & cheering
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Recipe for the Beef Fizz.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You can't fool me. That's Jack the Ripper!
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"We have Ice-T at Home" ICE-T AT HOME:
Rapper Sticky Fingaz as Kern Little on THE SHIELD.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
To be fair, I only remember, let's say, a few episodes. (SEE ALSO: GANG RELATED)
Jay Karnes looking fine as hell
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This wasn't enough. They made AN EVIL MUPPET. I would rather you piss on my grave.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If anyone ever made an Evil Muppet of me, I'd step in front of a train.
A brown grouch-Muppet with a shitty orange hairpiece
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Homer Simpson, covered in algae, with text that reads "Chlorine, eh?"
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Guess what I just found at a garage sale for $3?
A print of a brown hen wearing an apron, scolding her five baby chicks with the text I'M THE MOMMY, THAT'S WHY!
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I made a SEVERE miscalculation & showed @theptessadactyl.bsky.social SANTA & THE ICE CREAM BUNNY too early in our friendship. I was genuinely surprised she ever wanted to hang out with me again after that.
The Ice Cream Bunny, a mishaped behemoth hell-god, pats the head of a small blonde child.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I get that the costuming for Dutch is supposed to be awkward & unnatractive but they really did Jay Karnes dirty. I promise you that man can wear the absolute hell out of a suit.
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Libby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How does this match up with the Shrimp Christ in illegality?
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