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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Beautiful anthem today.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The bad people are supposed to die, not national treasures.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I recently discovered a corner of the Internet where Ru Paul teaches me stuff about cars (like parallel parking and changing a tire!) and if anyone needs me, that's where I'll be for the foreseeable future.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Watching the Odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended: on the back wall in Plato’s Cave

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hot dog summer, then? Unless there's a recall with those I don't know about.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Executive dysfunction hummus

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I dunno, I think it's cool that we can fly to the moon and stuff, but I'd sort of rather spend the money on cancer or climate research. I guess it's better than using the money to bomb people, though.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Now here's a headline: A professional cornhole player who's also a quadruple amputee is facing murder charges after a deadly shooting in Charles County, Maryland, over the weekend.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

La Sagrada Familia is finished! I feel like they should demolish it now and then put it back together again.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

When I watch Olympic team sports I always wonder if the US has a disadvantage because so much of the world can understand English and most US citizens don't understand other languages.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I only miss my ex-wife on days I have to shovel snow. She was good for that.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I'm too old to be lusting after active soccer players, but... it's okay if they're over 30, right?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Okay DC lesbians, who will I see at the PWHL game tomorrow? 🏒

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

For Christmas I got Washington Spirit shockwave hoodie, black sweatpants, black long-sleeved shirt, and socks, plus a Rodman USA jersey. Not a bad haul!

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

RE: recent news about certain people wanting to design vehicles.

Homer Simpson inside the monstrous car he designed for his brother's company.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Which PWHL team should I be a fan of?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Tickets to PWHL tour in DC: purchased. Maybe if I go to as many gay-friendly events as possible next year, I'll find a girlfriend.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Guillermo del Toro's Eat, Pray, Love

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Why no replay in stadium for Sofia's goal, @washingtonspirit.com ?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Gonna start saying this when my son calls my name for the fifteenth time in a day.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Watching the Trin goal on repeat, and that was a sick assist from Croix. So thrilled to have both of them back. #gospirit

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Can we talk about how bad that "hay comida en la casa" Doordash ad is?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Someone tell me I don't need more v-neck tees.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

So it's only now becoming law in Virginia that adults have to wear seatbelts in the back seat of a car? Better late than never, I suppose...

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

As an online dater, I'm stuck in these micro-relationships, opening myself up just enough to show the other person I might be worth liking until we discover we like different things or live too far away from one another or can't be bothered. But I gave those bits of me that I don't seem to get back.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Why don't we have a "bless you" equivalent for hiccups? Is it because they keep going and no one wants to keep acknowledging them?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Planning to celebrate the first day of Pride month by playing golf and making out with a woman. It might be a high bar to set for the month...

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Two weeks, two months... what's the difference?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Anyone placing bets on the thunderstorm delay for the Spirit game?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I'm not usually a pedantic editor on bluesky, but a king REIGNS and an insane person who wants to be king should be REINED in. One can potentially reign by taking the reins, as well.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

So we're bidetsky tonight, eh?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I just prepped my coffee maker to brew tomorrow morning. Who even am I?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Is the failure of the live-action Snow White more about the Uncanny Valley or Gal Gadot?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Carley and Krueger should switch sides. I think Orlando is avoiding their right because Krueger is there.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Is it just me, or are they wearing their jerseys looser this year? #challengecup

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I wanna get tipsy and make out with someone. Is that not possible in this economy?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I don't always mind being single, but this morning I really would have appreciated someone bringing me Advil in bed and spooning with me until I felt better.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Should I get Casey's number put on my jersey today?

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I admit that the Spirit's yellow jersey is an improvement on the white tee shirt look of two years ago, but it's just not a color many people look good in. I went boring and got the black one.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I randomly watched The Birdcage yesterday while I was home sick and I wondered how Gene Hackman was doing. Coincidences are strange.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

There was a D'Arcy Carden lookalike in my training course this week, y'all. The height, the hair, most of the same facial features. Like if D'Arcy were a regular person instead of an actor.

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Lara @lhubzzz.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I have a dozen eggs in my fridge. Should I put them on eBay?

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