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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need some Sunday night must see tv. White Lotus like.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn. With the price of tickets, I’m going to study for this concert so not a second is wasted.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hookem
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As someone who did not care at all about Theranos but loves Nathan Fielder, you best expect I’ve been doing my homework awaiting the doc.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In a cabin in the middle of Northern NM at a camp fire listening to acceptable country music. Follow Your Arrow by Kacey Musgraves and Goodbye Earl by The Chicks. What else?
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My new favorite video content is people trolling AI. I hope this won’t literally be the death of me when they take over.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok. Go Norway!
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Our Dear Leader needs to get out there and take out some knees.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thank you, Dear Leader Trump. Ugh. I didn’t type this in time.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
To think I thought this match was boring 20 minutes in.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I only saw two Trump flags at Port Aransas this 4th weekend. A few years ago it was absolutely littered with that nonsense.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In honor of the 250th year of the United States and my 18th year of living in Austin, I hear by officially declare myself I guess a Texan?
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Help, I can’t stop watching a badly acted ad by AARP with coworkers discussing workplace relationships and culture from the perspective of Millennials and Gen X on LinkedIn. I’m not watching it because it’s good but because that sentence weirdly encapsulates the weird state of capitalism.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Being an expert from adjacent Virginia, singing a song about West Virginia to honor a team mostly comprised of immigrants is unnerving.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can we talk about how that’s a bullshit red card again?
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Go Mexico!!
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
lol the whole shoot out I had the teams confused. The oldest crying kid corrected me.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh shit!
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Holy moly!
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me yelling to my family updates on the PKs while my children cry because everything results in tears.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If the World Cup can agree to stop calling it Turkey and start calling it Türkiye, you can call your transgender coworker the right name.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sleeping in a bottom bunk tonight after reading a Movable Feast by Hemingway. Ask me anything.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Promo for tv show Men in Trees with Anne Heche (RIP).
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Byrds of Paradise tv show
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When your daughter goes to school with the kids of the founders of Tiff’s Treats she hears “Everybody’s going to the bar to get Tiff’s Treats” instead of “get tipsy”.
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 05/06/2026
“You're American, I'm Iranian. But the difference between you & your government is much bigger than the difference between you & me." RIP Iranian Marjane Satrapi - who chronicled her childhood after Iran’s 1979 Islamic Revolution in her acclaimed graphic novel: Persepolis. 🤍 tinyurl.com/marjanes
IF I HAVE ONE MESSAGE TO GIVE TO THE SECULAR AMERICAN PEOPLE, IT'S THAT THE WORLD IS NOT DIVIDED INTO COUNTRIES.

YOU ARE AMERICAN, I AM IRANIAN.

BUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU & YOUR GOVERNMENT IS MUCH BIGGER THAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU & ME.

AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME & MY GOVERNMENT IS MUCH BIGGER THAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME & YOU.

OUR GOVERNMENTS ARE VERY MUCH THE SAME. - quote by MARJANE SATRAPI
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As a likely ADHD person, I just created an effective tool. (It’s currently working day 1 of 1). As your mind races through different things (mornings in particular for me) call it what it is and give yourself a mental checkmark that you completed thinking about it.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Did you know you can keep your eyes open for a long time if you blink with your mind’s eye? Now you can go win any staring contest.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Maybe we will be just right for the dance world.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I was worried about being an unfit dance mom. Instead, I’m discovering they’re all unhinged and I’m totally fascinated.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I hope to never find out anyone I know voted for Paxton.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s been a rough week but I got to not only watch A League of Their Own but I got to introduce it to my daughters. And I’m happy to report they’re feminists af.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Me waking up from a morning nap telling my husband I just had a dream about him. My story telling gets increasingly detailed and boring. “Hold on I’m going to throw up” and then he throws up. Only acceptable response hearing someone’s dream. In fairness we’ve all been recovering from a stomach bug
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Stories from the household. Me convincing my 7 year old she doesn’t actually want any broken limbs. Me: “Who is the prettiest person in the car?” My daughters “me” My husband “me” My son “Mommy!”
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I guess this is the porn we deserve.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What being a parent is like. Celeste: “Look at the doggie over there!” Wyatt: “Where?” Me to myself, how cute they’re having a little conversation with themselves. C: “Right there.” W: “it’s not fair Celeste can see the doggie.” C: “It is fair!” Me: sigh
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My husband got me a cake that said Happy 34th Mommy! And I said to him it’s not 4, it’s 3. He said yeah, I transposed it! And it took me a moment to realize, oh fuck, I’m not in my 30s.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I think Texas is the only state with an X in the name.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My 7 year old is dancing to God Blessed Texas in her recital and keeps calling pills “peels”. Austin is definitely still in Texas.
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The President is threatening genocide and possible use of nuclear weapons against Iran. It’s clear the President has continued to decline and is not fit to lead. The members of his Cabinet must invoke the 25th Amendment immediately.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president? *taps 🎤* *stares into the abyss*
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My 7 yo daughter said to be “BYEEEE SIIIKEE” An hour later I used sike to her, correctly may I add as it’s important to model correct grammar. Her response? “😕 Where did you learn that?” 6,7 little lady!!
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
In a hotel hearing the person above is awaken and frantically run to their phone to turn off the alert on their phone. Oddly comforting shared experience.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
One of the grimmest things I’ve read in this hellscape.
Excerpt from CNN that reads 

“In an effort to boost spirits as people wait multiple hours to get through security check points, Southwest employees are playing music on a large speaker inside the terminal building. The “Macarena” and “Who Let the Dogs Out” had a handful of people grooving.”
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My 5 year old wants to put money in the eggs for the Easter egg hunt for his preschool. His opening bid was $10 per egg. We are continuing to negotiate.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What is the plural possessive of Lowe’s? Lowes’s?
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Conversation with my 5 yr old “Why world are we going to?” What? “When we got on the airplane, which world?” Oh, you mean state. We’re going to Virginia. “Oh, cool. Is that the one with the rings around it?”
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I lived 3 lives this morning at the airport, all before 6 a.m.
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Le*e @lharp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The best part about three kids is there’s always one snitching.
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