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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude.

@lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social
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No DMs. If you do send a DM, I will block you. I will not follow back if you don't have any posts. Steve Schmidt on Louie Gohmert: "When I say he's America's craziest and dumbest Congressman, I'm serious about that." July 29, 2020. Parody account.

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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 8h
The biggest "Welfare Queens" in the US are corporations.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 8h
When 2029 comes I can only think of a line from a Bachman–Turner Overdrive song: "B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet"
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 9h
What knucklehead covered up a floor like that? At worst, use area rugs, not wall-to-wall.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 16h
Did anybody else notice no mention of Nazis. I wonder why?
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, but Trump never wore a tan suit.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's estimated that 80% of the $300 million from crypto and online betting has gone to Republicans. Remember that these people made their money by caring only for themselves. And there is no telling how much the nerd reich has given to Republicans.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine if a politician said, "Let 'em take out Mar-a-Lago.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dr. Oz mistook it for crudité.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alex, I'll take things so obvious they don't need to be studied for $100.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, but we have the most billionaires in the world. We don't need no stinking infrastructure.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You forgot to add privileged.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet that Trump has been in a lot of French whorehouses.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who's sleepy now bitch.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's too busy squeezing his stress ball.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I so love a twofer.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI is just messing with Trump because he wants to rename it.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently, the beatings will continue until morale improves.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've never used the airbags in my car, but I'm glad they're there in case I ever do need them. These people have to be trying to be dicks.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We had a cat that dragged a full-size turkey off a counter. He had high hopes of eating like a king.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems like a legit concern… if you're fucking nuts.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These people didn't get uber rich by keeping promises. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Trump Says Top Tech Firms Have Signed Accord To 'Self-Police' AI Development
Trump says he and AI company leaders signed a voluntary accord at a White House meeting that includes internal and external reviews of the technology.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dead men sitting.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing I heard today was the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee claiming the rioters on Jan. 6 were "exercising their 1st Amendment rights." I have read the 1st Amendment many times, and nowhere did I read that you have the right to smear feces on the inside walls of the Capitol.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love the smell of MAGA tears in the morning.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's actually 30 at the time I am writing this. www.cato.org/blog/governm...
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Government Ownership Stakes in Companies Becoming Routine Under Trump
Republicans warning that communists are taking over the Democratic Party might first ask why their own administration is so eager to have the government acquire pieces of private companies.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sounds like the start of a David Letterman monologue. Great job, Mrs. Betty.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The metrics every Republican should use to judge whether what Trump is doing is ethical: apply them to Obama doing it.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This could be one of the few times Gym is right.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Democrats need to erase Trump's name from everything he blighted with his name.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flush that POS down the toilet.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And this should surprise anybody because . . .
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We'll fill it next week. DJT
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SCOTUS decided today to disenfranchise 10,000s of legal voters to possibly stop a handful of illegal voters. We'll see that DHS data is garbage.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The rich ride an elevator. The poor have to use the stairs.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every day, Trump makes me sick, and every day, Mamdani makes me smile.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you notice that Hegseth never mentions Nazis? I wonder why. BTW, that's a rhetorical question.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As old as Chuck is, you would think he would understand a free market economy.
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This will help bring tourists to D.C., said nobody ever.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Their Definitely Weird 🙄
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So damn wrong on so many levels 😡
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am glad to know that Republicans are good with gender affirming care, because that is what this is.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left".
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If several guys sit around drinking, a fight will break out. If the same guys are smoking weed, a band may break out.
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cartoonist: Daniel Medina
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Indeed, We The People Should Be Getting The Same Healthcare And Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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The Debt Collector with a touch of schadenfreude. @lgohmertbailiff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, three times, four times, five times, six times, and I must be MAGA.
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