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LFC Jude

@lfcjude.bsky.social
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Liverpool supporter first and foremost. Animals, Nature, Gaming, Movies. LGBTQ. CODA I follow back BUT unsolicited DM's will get you blocked.

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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be fair to the lads you have to remember we had a tiring game just a few hours ago. I wanted to do the maths as to how many hours but I am tired so I asked Bing. And this is batshit answer I just got. Why oh why are we putting so much faith into AI when it is this bad??? 😜
To calculate the hours between 10 PM on Wednesday night and 3 PM on Saturday, you can use the following calculation:
Wednesday night ends at 11 PM, so the time difference is from 11 PM to 3 PM, which is 12 hours.
Since the time difference is greater than 24 hours, you subtract the end time from the start time: 12 - 11 = 1 hour.
Thus, the total hours between 10 PM on Wednesday night and 3 PM on Saturday is 1 hour.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My immediate instinct was to type 'no' but then I looked at Didier and you know....I think I see it (a little)
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It was no surprise that people raised British, speaking English etc would vote to remain British, but that doesnt make the island British. And no disrespect to them, but the importance of the islands to the British has more to do with this than the populace.
A map of the Antarctic with the British Antarctic Territory highlighted in orange.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nothing like a bit of colouring 🤣
A colouring book page with plants and a fox and the words ‘you sir are a piece of shit’
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Jigsaw mystery that I can't quite figure out! A lovely jigsaw, (thank you Jo @krugashlfc.bsky.social ) 1000 pieces, all accounted for. Except the last piece, that does fit, is just not the right piece. But is a double of another piece the exact same shape. Like how does that happen?
Shot of the full jigsaw.  Monopoly board with one piece missing.Close up of the missing piece with the last piece sat next to it, showing the exact same shape but the wrong image.A shot of the last piece sat next to its duplicate piece, same shape, size, image.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I spat out my tea at this guy!
A man kneeling in the foreground while other men do crazy things in the background, one doing some sort of movement similar to the caterpillar but on his back with his feet in his hands (hard to explain!)
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thanks Gina. I guess its just a waiting game now to get it into an expert's hands. I'm struggling to find anything on line quite like it. All the flint ones look different. This is a photo of the bottom. Just cause you have some knowledge of flint - can you give me any thoughts on if it is or isnt.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I thought the same - there are dints around the sharp edges - and that was my immediate thought - use wear - but also, it was found on a beach, surrounded by other rocks, so maybe just that contact created it.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm wondering if maybe I found a Stone Age hand tool??? Can anyone confirm this or give me advice on what I might have found. (Even if the answer is 'Just a rock')
Photo of a dark black oval shaped rock with 4 grooves across the top of the rock.Side angle of rock in hand showing a tapered edge
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The new boss. I like this guy. HIs energy is top notch. His teams clearly well coached. Young and exciting for sure, minimal experience at this level but talks like he's ready. Welcome Iraola! Come on Red Men!
Iraola standing, slightly left of frame, in front of the Kop, with a striped red and white Liverpool scarf.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
No??? I didnt say old people arent an issue. I'm saying young people are too. And you're hiding your head in the sand if you think Reform is not actively courting the young vote.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That (not yet) big Jurgen smile coming my way! I handed him my sign and my pen. (in my pocket for about 12hrs!) And he signs....J.u......hardly anything.....cause my pen had dried up. He shoots me a look of disappointment and walks away without a blink. 😭😭😭
The ‘This is Anfield’ sign with a few autographs.  Rafa Benítez in the centre with a faint unidentifiable signature underneath.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What a journey. From a goal in his first game to getting a hero’s send off 9 years later. Thank you for everything
Two Liverpool programmes.  On the left Wigan vs Liverpool pre season 14th July 2018
On the right his final game. Vs Brentford. 24th May 2026

Mo and robbo. The memories will always stay.  Thank you
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
First time I've seen it to be honest so maybe they havent filed the papers. Also why would they be dropping 'Limited'. Any one who knows business understand that?
Screen shot of BBC website.  PGMO admits handball error on Man Utd goal v Forest.  

UNFAIR ADVANTAGE in big letters next to a picture of the handball, so egregious that it will be used in the FA's official guide of 'what is a handball'
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Jo Shaw, 35, reported her ex to the police, but she's dead now, her ex forcing his way into the house with a bomb and killing them both. The police have reassured the public that it's not terrorism. Women everywhere, terrorised by ex-partners, and largely ignored by the police, might disagree.
Image of a dark haired young woman, Jo Shaw, murdered by her ex-partner.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And movie....
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
And a parting gift. Your opinion, laid bare, switching faster than lightening. Maybe come back when you can be honest in a conversation.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Long article today on BBC, lamenting the loss in the champions league but overall lauding the achievements of Pep Guardiola. In the side column a link to another article about 'cheating Chelsea' And me ,wondering why there's not a single mention of 115 charges in the entire article about Pep.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Cody tracks back though, he made two excellent defensive clearance in the game Saturday - his season heat map is essentially a mirror image of Salah's.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Spending valentines with the one true love.
Windows above the stadium gates lit in red with the letters LFC in blue
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The reason is mad Sam. Injecting hyaluronic acid to make their penises bigger when they get fitted so there's more material, more flight!
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I was expecting Winter Olympic headlines......but
A picture of a two side by side ski slope surround by trees with the headline.

HOW PENIS INJECTIONS BECAME A WINTER OLYMPIC TALKING POINT.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
In today's episode of 'AI is dumb as a rock' AI is 'revolutionising the banking industry' Meanwhile AI literally doesn't even understand basic maths. (1 billion is 1000 x 1 million) We are so fukced.
Co-pilot search 

The difference between 1 million seconds and 1 billion seconds is significant:
1 million seconds is approximately 11.57 days. 
1 billion seconds is approximately 31.7 years. 

This illustrates how much larger a billion is compared to a million in terms of time. For a clearer perspective, you can think of it as 1 billion seconds being about 2,629 times longer than 1 million seconds.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It was quite the hoot stealing all the plates and cutlery from the pub! 🤣
A man looks on angrily as the goose steals a plate.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
On my gawd its too much fun, super quick game but even beyond the checklist there's goofy fun to be had.
Goose switching out the farmer's shovel with the 'model village' shovel.  Goose have a date picnic with the plastic duck!  The blanket set with picnic blanket, sandwiches, apple, carrot, jam, pepper grinder and candlestick,  plates and cutlery.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Picture from a friend who lives in Newquay. I am so jealous!
A shot of the night sky, with houses in the foreground and red and green northern lights in the sky.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
@liverpoolecho.co.uk I get you need advertising - BUT if you want people to read your articles I would suggest not covering the article text with said advertising!
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Continuing my theme of how shit AI is. It's ruining basic fact finding. I found the term 'AI Hallucination' which is basically AI making shit up. Amazingly it even includes sources, even though the sources don't match the answer.
A picture of Jurgen Klopp alongside the text.

Liverpool FC has not participated in the Champions League during the following seasons:

2023/2024: Liverpool will not play in the Champions League for the first time since the 2016/2017 season. 

2024/2025: Liverpool will also not qualify for the Champions League this season. 

These seasons mark the last times Liverpool has been absent from the prestigious European competition.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This might have been the problem in the Crystal Place/Macclesfield game. 11 vs 1 - very unfair!
Screen shot of the Lineups for the Macclesfield vs Crystal Palace Match.

Macclesfield with a full squad.   Crystal Palace listing a single defender, Chris Richards.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I drew a quick sketch to illustrate how much I care. 🤣. Thanks for the bantz - go enjoy your season.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
2018 Danny!! I've been ranting since 2018!!! 😂🤣. I'd almost let it go.... 😭
Facebook post dates January 2018.  

Loose - your pants don't fit
Lose - you don't win a game

Can't tell you how many people I see mixing these two up...it;s like an epidemic or something!Facebook post dated October 2020

Yearly reminder:

It's LOSE not LOOSE.

(unless of course you are an archer)
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Part of the problem with this new obsession with AI - is the added obsession of calling anything and everything AI! BBC labelling the HAL Suit as AI in this video about a paralysed man. Is it though? 🤷‍♂️
Still shot from BBC video entitled 'Man uses AI to walk about being paralysed on a New Years Eve swim with the subtitles 'and then alongside them (stem cell therapy), Im using a machine called a Hal suit.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It's madness seeing the way major news outlets are reporting the Venezuelan crimes. This headline? 'USA oil companies see shares rise amid hopes that Venezuelan reserves can be tapped.' The word you are looking for is not tapped - It's *robbed*. What is actually happening???
Picture of a gas station with the business headline 'US oil companies see shares rise amid hopes that Venezuelan reserves can be tapped.;
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Oh and this a sky subscription. £38.55. I am assuming for the whole year and not just a month!!!
Sky subscription dated 1993. £38.55
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Couple of other finds. Liverpool related. Including the programme for the one and only away game I’ve been to. At the giants Oldham!!
94/95 season review with Robbie fowler on the cover and the away programme from Oldham vs Liverpool 18th January 1992
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Found an old briefcase shoved in my loft full of receipts and letters, magazines etc One receipt shook me. The vet. Back when having a pet was affordable.
Vet bill showing consultation fee of £4.60 and drugs £2.07.  Total £6.67
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Gets home, looks for the Arsenal score. Jammy little buggers.
Screen shot showing the final score of the Arsenal Wolves game.  2-1.

Both Arsenal goals were own goals by a Wolves player.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just saw this on the BBC. Clear picture of the pull, against a player with clear space around him and who can do anything with minimal space. 'Soft' though.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Follow up - not likely to catch the rats that tried to break in - but can I just comment on the absolute stupidity of dressing all in black to go rob houses and then having a very distinct reflective backpack on! One braincell between the two of them.
A blutty image of two people by a window all in black, one has a very distinct backpack on, with reflective stripes like a rib cage.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Couldn’t get this image out my head all game.
A Scolds Bridle.  Once used to silent women.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild Humpback Whale Red Eyed Tree Frog Western Rattlesnake Howling Monkey Giant Grasshopper. (photo below with my hand for scale))
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Is it an AI problem or just bad editors? Article from the BBC. The first photo is the thumbnail from the home page. The second photo the actual article. It takes 2 seconds to see the problem. Publication standards are in the toilet!
Photo of a child throwing what appears to be a cushion or large soft toy with the words 'Are your friends children annoying you...'Photo of an exasperated woman sat on a couch next to two smiling children playing with each other.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Imagine growing up and being able to referee your local team. Living the dream!!
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The view from my Airbnb breakfast table!! Not a bad way to start the day after a disappointing night.
A table in front of large windows with a view out to fields and ocean with the sun rising in the distance
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It literally says it right under the headline that they were responding to be attacked. Not sure how you were misled by that?
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It literally DOES report on it though. 🤷‍♂️
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
So did the obligatory pre-match play through on the XBOX - and my god does EAFC think Manchester United are absolutely pants cause I ran circles around them (pro level). 12-0. Have a feeling they aren't so pants in real life but here's hoping our lads shine!! HAPPY MATCH DAY!.
Screenshot showing score and performance against a red background,  of Liverpool in a EAFC game on the xbox.   
Liverpool 12 - United 0
Performance levels of 10.0 for Isak, Gakpo and Salah.  Ekitike 9.6, Wirtz 9.1
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Wes Streeting suggested the police be best spent fighting crime on the street rather than arresting people who had tweeted threats. Is this what he meant. Arresting pensioners holding cardboard??
A woman being arrested and carried by numerous police officers.  Her crime - holding a cardboard sign supporting Palestine action.
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@silverduke.bsky.social Which Liverpool player?
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LFC Jude @lfcjude.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@silverduke.bsky.social Thought of a couple more over night - First.
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