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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You can use Tottenham’s decisions around Archie Gray to diagnose their problems, or at least track where on the pitch where they think they have a problem. The pictured example is on the obvious side, but it serves to illustrate the sheer spursyness of the moment as a concise tragedy.

Archie Gray substituted on in the 19th minute of the match for an injured Pedro Porro

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Because I’m too young to really remember Paisley

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

First league fixture of the season, and it puts everything in perspective. We don’t need any more signings for today. Today it’s about the 11 on the pitch and the singing across the globe. #LFC #YNWA

Today’s starting lineup for LFC: Alisson, Van Dijk, Jacquet, Kerkez, Wirtz, Szoboszlai, Isak, Gakpo, Frimpong, Gravenberch, Ngumoha

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Shhh… accept the AI slop because it’s on your side of the political aisle. Don’t worry about the children with too many arms.

An ai rendering that accidentally shows a child with three arms

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

God that website is unusable. It’s constantly reloading until eventually it just breaks. I tried to read the whole article, but the buggy loading problem got me in the end.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Based on her bio, you could take that as a compliment?

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The Haitian and Moroccan supporters are celebrating together 90 minutes after the match has ended!

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

As much as I don’t think the World Cup should be here in the U.S., I couldn’t turn down the opportunity to attend my first ever World Cup match when my brother scored tickets to see Morocco v Haiti, especially since we grew up together in Morocco. 🇲🇦 #AtlasLions

Morocco on Hali display and view of field at the Atlanta Stadium before the World Cup match vs Haiti begins.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

A Spaniard at the helm again!

Photo of Andoni Iraola as the new LFC manager

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

No, that was not what I was implying at all. Someone linked to some pretty helpful examples like these, that show the problem in a way that clarified the isssue for me. My point was mostly misguided in terms of the direction of the conversation.

A trans person being depicted as closer to their gender assigned at birth rather than their actual appearance, which looks much more like their actual gender.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Don reinventing “tilting at windmills” for the internet age… literally angry at windmills

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

“Europe is desperate for Energy, and yet the United Kingdom refuses to open North Sea Oil, one of the greatest fields in the World. Tragic!!! Aberdeen should be booming. Norway sells its North Sea Oil to the U.K. At double the price. They are making a fortune. U.K., which is better situated on the North Sea for purposes of energy than Norway, should, DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! It is absolutely crazy that they don’t… AND, NO MORE WINDMILLS!
President DJT”

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

This guy blocked me for pointing out that he was spreading misinformation. Can anyone tell me if he still has the post up from an hour ago (that incorrectly reports the chairman of the joint chiefs was fired for refusing orders from Trump to begin a land invasion of Iran)?

Real Blue Patriot
@realbluepatriot.bsky.social

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

This starting 11 is basically perfect for today’s match, so let’s see them give it their all! #COYR #LFC #YNWA 🍻

Mama, Gomez, Van Dijk, Konaté, Kerkez, Wirtz, Szobo, Salah, Jones, Ekitike, Grav

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

So anyway, yesterday was NOT the first attack on a U.S. company. www.networkworld.com/article/4151...

In a highly unusual move, Amazon has confirmed that it is waiving an entire month’s usage charges for customers using two Middle Eastern datacenters disrupted by Iranian drone attacks earlier this month.

The attacks on March 1 damaged two Amazon datacenters in the region, ME-CENTRAL-1 (United Arab Emirates) and ME-SOUTH-1 (Bahrain), something the company acknowledged the following day.

“These strikes have caused structural damage, disrupted power delivery to our infrastructure, and in some cases required fire suppression activities that resulted in additional water damage,” Amazon advised on its service health page.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Do shipping companies pay extra taxes?

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

If you get them to impeach, I’ll vote for you. Also, your dad is was my favorite professor.

The Independent: “The US President seems to have just woken up to the fact that he’s been lured into a forever war”

Finally, Donald Trump has realised he’s been played by Israel

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Post a tree you photographed.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

and if we look at the final four league fixtures, we see that Brentford are just below us in the table but directly below us in the table

Current premier league table from 3rd to 7th, in order: Aston Villa, Man United, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Brentford.

LFC’s final 4 fixtures of the premier league season: Man United, Chelsea, Aston Villa, and Brentford

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Also the oven doesn’t go below 350 but the recipe called for 325, so I took some time off

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I love looking at the City result and remembering that the red card came after all the goals.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

“Article continues behind advertisement”

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I don’t think there’s been nearly enough attention on the assassination of Melissa Hortman Trump is still spreading lies about Tim Walz having been behind it despite the assassin having a list of 45 democrat targets

NPR (June 16, 2025) The suspect in the shooting of 2 Minnesota lawmakers had a ‘hit list’ of 45 officials

Minneapolis — Authorities in Minnesota said Monday that the man arrested in a Saturday attack that killed one state lawmaker and left another wounded had a “hit lis” of 45 elected officials — all Democrats.

“The man charged with killing Melissa and Mark Hartman, shooting John and Yvette Hoffman, and targeting dozens more Minnesota Democrats, was known to traffic in exactly the kind of conspiracy theory Donald Trump just endorsed,” Murphy said in a written statement. “Lying about the assassinations of the Hortmans outs people in danger and fans the flames of political violence.”

President Trump pushes false conspiracy on the Hortman killings, implicating Walz involvement
By Kilat Fitzgerald, January 4, 2026, FOX 9

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I’m interested in Mercy conceptually, but I’m not sure I can stomach watching Chris Pratt as the hero. Rebecca Ferguson makes a much more compelling hero, so maybe switch their roles and make Pratt pretend to be a heartless AI, which is less of a stretch.

Promotional poster for Mercy, a 2026 film featuring Chris Pratt as the protagonist and Rebecca Ferguson as an AI and presumed villain

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

No matter how many times someone tries to convince you that chance creation is one of our biggest problems this season, don’t believe them.

Liverpool have created 196 chances in the 25/26 premier league season, more than any other club thus far.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

All those extra minutes that helped us early in the season… 🤞

Premier League -Leeds 2 -Liverpool 3

90:31 +9

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I didn’t look at any stats, except now I have…

LFC dominant in chances despite only 39% possession in a 1-0 win over European rivals, Real Madrid

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

If the "cartel" clubs really wanted to separate themselves from the rest of the English pyramid, maybe all they'd have to do is ban gambling sponsors, which would be much easier than forming a super league.

Diagram of premier league kit sponsors by club for 25/26, highlighting that 11 of 20 clubs have gambling sponsors.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Conor Bradley picked against Chelsea when a win puts us back on top of the table. Maybe the biggest moment of his career? 🍻⚽ #LFC

Picture of Gakpo on official lineup release image (just for reference re: it being Conor's biggest career moment.)
LFC starters vs Chelsea in the PL:
Mamardashvili, Van Dijk, Konaté, Kerkez, Szoboszlai, Isak, Mac Allister, Salah, Bradley, Gakpo, Gravenberch
Subs:
Woodman, Go.ez, Endo, Wirtz, Chiesa, Jones Ekitike, Robertson, Frimpong

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I've taken up golfing again in the last year (after not stepping on a course for over a decade) because I live near my father-in-law, and he plays every Saturday Just wanted you all to know that he knows I'm not coming if Liverpool are playing

Reminder: we tee off in 24 hours. [redacted] Garrett is out but I'm in. Last week, [redacted] and [redacted] said they're in. We still have one opening to complete our foursome.

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I don't understand squad size anymore. Newly promoted Sunderland with 37 players is nonsense when we have at least 8 extra fixtures in the Champions League and 10 fewer players in our squad.

English premier league clubs listed by number of players in the 25/26 squad. Sunderland and Burnley are at the top with 37 and 33 players in their squads, respectively. Liverpool, Man City, and Man United are in the middle with 27 players. The smallest squad is Aston Villa with 23

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

For anyone wondering, Anfield Edition have not taken down their post mocking the premier league champions, and they wrote a non-apology that I would describe as braindead. #LFC

Anfield Edition post on X:
Whilst we acknowledge Mo Salah, it wasn't the intention to disrespect, more to highlight the incredible transfers this summer. But we're sorry, @MoSalah.
In our opinion, more right than wrong.

(Pictured: Mo Salah from his new contract photo shoot, sitting on a throne at Anfield with the caption, "More in than out.")

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Apparently this record-breaking athlete went to the same school as me. Well done, Morgan!

Morgan Lake set a British Record in Women's High Jump with a 2.00m jump

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Big sigh of relief or a yell of excitement? I've been almost numb to the hype, just waiting for all the yelling to be over, but I've admired Isak since some early international appearances for Sweden, and now he's a red! Looks like the perfect time for his arrival? Let's go for #7🏆 #UCL #LFC

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Add Isak to the league standings like we have a game in hand #LFC

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Garrett @lfcgarrett.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Cody Gakpo signs a new contract. It's not the biggest news of the summer, but an excellent show of continuity for the highest performing players. His commitment and everything he brings physically and technically will help us for years to come.

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