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Laura: Recovering Goblin

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Queer, Cat mom, transplanted Nova Scotian, Union worker, Trombonist.

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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 17h
Oh Zillobeast, my beloved. They did you so dirty.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 12/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know I am in an exceptionally bad mood today, but what do you MEAN you parked in front of the accessibility ramp and then ARGUED with me when I told you that was not a good place to be????
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Getting called out for a bullshit "theory", telling me I got it wrong, refusing to elaborate. Um yeah, I'm gonna go with "I was right and you just didn't like getting called out" for $100 Alex.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was just surprised to see it come up again, and I am genuinely confused as to what you meant as I seem to have got it wrong.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To be clear *I* did not cause the rift! The rift was caused by peiple suggesting Ed cancelled himself on purpose and other pushing back against that.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What on earth does "its all on purpose" mean, then?
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And I should probably just shut up because the last time it came up, it cause a multi-day rift in the Gaylor universe on here. But I just think its too important not to point out that the genocide in Gaza should NOT part so some secret celebrity scheme and if it is, its super gross.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would be, and I hope we all would be, rightfully disgusted with her if it was all some kind of manipulation for the "bigger story" she's trying to tell. Like, if we believe that, it means she's fucking evil, frankly. 3 years of children being violently murdered is not "part of the story."
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ehhhh we kind of talk about this when the Ed/Macklemore thing first happened. Standing up against genocide is too important to diminish into some kind of performance art swcret master plan. Like, these a children's lives we're talking about.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Excellent taste!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're a true hero 🙏
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol, its just moose for singular or plural. But I think many of is un moose country do the mooses/meese bit 🤣
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel like I say this almost weekly, but THIS is the funniest thing she's ever done.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haven't seen that one yet, but I look forward to it!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its literally not, though. I'm doing a rewatch now of every single Star Wars property and new or old, it's all enjoyable. There's so much fun and creativity. Go binge a season of LEGO something or other and stop being such a sad sack.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Visions is SO GOOD! I haven't seen them all yet but wow what fun and interesting little vignettes that show the power of imagination to make stories in that universe!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I believe they were too fixated on Wood lolol
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Its my fave on the album and it does NOT get enough love so thank you for this!!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just watched TPM the other day and the Jedi said soooo many mean things about that kid, right in front of him! Kinda became self-fulfilling prophecy at that point.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please tell your therapist thank you from me because I needed ti hear that so bad.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She scares me so much
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, now I'm somewhat terrified hahaha
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, it was pretty interesting and presented its findings pretty neutrally. I'd love to get my hands on more data from their database. I want charts and graphs!!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legit! The gold-star stuff is really insufferable. Good luck out there! ❤️🌈🙏
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(As a bisexual married to a non-binary butch who hates the word sapphic so we call ourselves lesbians because that's how we appear to the world) (except to dumb straight people who always think we are cousins) (we look nothing alike hahaha)
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, the internet lesbians are VERY MEAN and have incredibly rigid definitions for sexualities. I do not vibe with it.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw an article that claims Anakin was the first to wear a Padawan braid (in AOTC) and TPM era Obi-Wan would like a word! 😤
A young Obi-Was Kenobi (approx. 33 BBY) sporting Jedi robes, a purple light saber and a long Padawan braid.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The song is actually very camp and fun. I dont think we have to disparage the intelligence of people who like a fun song. (Its me, I like the fun campy song.)
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have this thought every 3-5 business months and have to actively suppress it because its too embarrassing hahahaha.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big time uni-boob happening there wtf hahahaha
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mother Nature said FREE PALESTINE
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
👀👀👀👀
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤣
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll have two left by EOD because I unapologetically love that song hahahaha
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ART!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She put all the narcotics into that one for sure!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Exactly!!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep my wife heard the office immediately lolol.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh nooooo! Im not sure how much harder she could have beaten them on the head with the camp in that song and they still dont get it.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Could never have predicted that "Cleveland!" would be me favourite of these tracks but omfg what a camp fucking masterpiece.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I honestly got bagpipes too
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please ensure you have high socks pulled all the way up, too. 🤣
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to fist fight this person
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yesterday and today were big days for them - vet for shots yesterday and today I locked them in the bathroom so I could thoroughly clean their guest suite. So no Uncle time as they are already overstimulated. But tomorrow!
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They also did meet Uncle Victor and it went really well! He was of course a perfect gentleman. The kitties were variois degrees of puffy, but i think they eventually realized he isn't a threat to them, despite being very LORGE.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're still a little bitey, and sometimes a little wigged by HANDS, but they are definitely getting there. Weights are right on track. We've got them for a couple more weeks, so plenty of time to make them even better at being a pet.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because we've been able to spend more time with them and man-handle them a lot more, they definitely are people oriented now. They come running when they see us and purr their little heads off.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The kittens have been doing REALLY well without her. Gained a lot more confidence and also seem to be having more rambunctious fun. I think mom was a bit of a buzz kill.
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Laura: Recovering Goblin @lf279.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We asked about her this week and they said she's still a bit nervous about being at the shelter, but she's doing ok. I assume she's been freed of the chains of motherhood by now.
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