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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

First baby: fully stocked nappy bag with everything I might need and at least 10 things I don’t Second baby: a few nappies and a pack of wipes chucked in the bottom of the pram

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think at this point I’d actually prefer it if Taylor Swift was gay and that’s why all the songs about Travis are bad instead of facing my favourite artist’s artistic decline

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Watched Earle meets world which was great don’t get me wrong but I think my main takeaway is that it’s Gen Z’s Kardashians?

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Older parents please tell me when children can just entertain themselves unsupervised and we get time back to do our own thing

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A new bath brush arrived today and… went straight into the toy cupboard without any testing. So that’s life at the moment 😭

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So where do I report my neighbours for having a bbq literally 24 hours after the severe alert for wildfire risk was sent??

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’d like to have a word with the government officials who thought it was good timing to send that alert in the middle of most children’s bedtime routines

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Having a kinky visitor gave me some spanking mojo back and I just got spanked 🥰

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

What, me, taking @lemonyhead.bsky.social to an antique shop for the sole purpose of finding an ebony hairbrush? Would I do that?

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I have not cleaned the house in preparation of @lemonyhead.bsky.social arriving so welcome to our postpartum chaos house 🤪

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I’m block feeding to reduce my silly oversupply and the feeling is much like someone only spanking one cheek. I am so out of balance and sore

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I remember going to the gp with my first baby & him gently suggesting that I might have PPD and I was so angry. Now i have my second baby and have had a dream postpartum even though I nearly died giving birth this time and I look back to my first postpartum like oh yeah maybe he was right

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Is it just me or is your child bonding to a toy really stressful? I’m constantly filled with anxiety over the whereabouts of a bunny

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Took toddler to Costa for the aircon and not to be dramatic but coffee dates with my babies is what I dreamt about before I had kids and is every bit the romanticised beautiful wonderful moment of parenting that I imagined

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The only thing worse than a heatwave with a newborn is solo parenting a newborn AND a toddler in a heatwave (I love my life but I’m so hot)

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I’m so middle aged now that I say things like ‘we’ve had a good amount of rain today, that’ll be good for the garden’

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

As someone with two babies this is hilarious

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

(Obligatory ‘we’re all okay’ even though I nearly died in childbirth and am not allowed to get pregnant ever again. We’re alive, we made it, I have two gorgeous children, I’ll process my trauma some other time)

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

We had a baby! We’re all okay.

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The last few weeks of pregnancy are such a mindfuck cause you spend the entire time feeling sore and weird and crampy and like you might be in early labour but NOTHING HAPPENS

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

We take toddler on a walk around the village every day and every day we say hi to the same elderly cat. Who is very sweet and patient and has taught her a lot about gentle hands. Today as we said hi the owner came out of the house and told us her name and gave us some cat treats to give her.

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Got embarrassing reminder that even if I’m 38 weeks pregnant the rules don’t stop applying and even if he can’t spank me he can still punish me 🙈🙈

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Spent most of my life up avoiding and hating Mother’s Day and trying to pretend it’s not happening and now I’m a mother I can’t avoid it anymore and I hate it 🥲

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Woke up sore and so so needy. Getting harder to do anything about it and being denied by my own body is very cruel

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Just peed myself while vomiting. There really is no dignity in pregnancy

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I had lunch out on my own today while toddler napped at home with her dad and it felt like an almost unspeakable luxury

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Why is it that whenever I post on fetlife I come to regret it lol. People are so annoying

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I love being caned. The ritual of it. The pain is unlike anything else. The marks last so much longer. And I love the deep, long lasting soreness. If I had to pick a favourite implement it would always be a cane 🙈

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Toddler woke up at midnight and came into our bed as she often does. And then proceeded to vomit all over our bed. Anyway we’ve changed the sheets and she’s asleep now but I’ve been wide awake for three hours because that woke me up completely 😵‍💫

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I got 24 strokes with a cane. I’m very sore.

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I am in a lot of trouble 🥲 waiting for time/energy to deal with it is the worst part. Punishments should be able to happen immediately

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Just got paddled while husband listed the long list of things I’ve neglected/forgotten to do the last few weeks 🙈🙈

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Just passed my driving test 🥳🥳🥳

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Turns out the answer is ‘end up in hospital’. Bit better now with medicine and have convinced her to eat a tiny amount.

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

what do we do about toddlers not wanting to eat ANYTHING?? Not even snacks??

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I’ve been sent to bed early but he’s supervising me on a spare baby monitor and I feel like a child 😭

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I tried to cum today but he stopped me and punished me 😩 three weeks in I am struggling harddd

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Yesterday I sent him a video of a girl being spanked very very hard with a bath brush. Today I am very very sore.

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

‘What’s the traditional number for a paddling’ he asked me today. I have no idea but this advising him on how many strokes to give me is going to continue to backfire on me

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Just complained that if he really doesn’t let me cum until Christmas then I will have been denied for like 20% of the year and he said ‘3 months is 25%. And girls who can’t do maths don’t deserve to cum.’ This is what I get for marrying a scientist

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I’m so fucking horny and I think I actually believe him that he’s not going to let me cum till Christmas

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Husband, holding a cane: ‘I’m going to give you ten strokes.’ Me, an idiot: ‘you should do 12 really, it’s more traditional.’

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

The outcome of this experiment is that I’m throwing our brush in the bin next time he’s not looking

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

We ran out of lube and I forgot to order more and this morning he told me that every day we don’t have lube, he’s going to rub tiger balm all over my pussy. Ordered it with next day delivery with my clit still burning 😭

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

What does it say about me that I’m getting turned on by Stephen Fry in Celebrity Traitors. That man could do *anything* to me. …Never mind I don’t think I want to know

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Husband just asked me if I think it would hurt worse to get the hairbrush on a caned bottom or get caned on a hairbrushed bottom. These kind of science experiments never go well for me.

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