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@lexistenti.al
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borzoi and chatt and kyrgyzstan street view enjoyer former #12 moving geoguessrer in the US they/them (sie/ihr) art @art.lexistenti.al

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lex @lexistenti.al · 28/09/2026
me when the elusive cider has finally materialized
a man in a military uniform standing behind an old cannon. the caption says "The elusive cider has finally materialized."
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lex @lexistenti.al · 18/09/2026
stock image of a fisherman guy in a goofy outfit doing a goofy pose with a fishing rod with a big speech bubble at the bottom
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lex @lexistenti.al · 18/09/2026
spent like 9 hours on this today finally got all of them
quiz for the 342 devanagari-using districts in india, in devanagari, showing all 342 green
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lex @lexistenti.al · 16/09/2026
every time i think they couldnt possibly get faster they keep getting faster
record progression for mens speed climbing. in 2021 the record was 5.20 by veddriq leonardo of indonesia, then pretty continuously improved by himself and american samuel watson down to a 4.64 in 2025, before zhao yicheng brought it down to 4.54 in 2026.
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lex @lexistenti.al · 15/09/2026
not what you want to see if youre discord inc.
downdetector graph for discord showing basically no outage reports except a huge spike with 12000 reports in the last couple of minutes
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lex @lexistenti.al · 13/09/2026
fire station ass house
rectangular metal house but like half of the front is just two garage doors. probably a quarter of the full area of the house is just the garage. and yet theres still a car and a golf cart outside
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lex @lexistenti.al · 13/09/2026
hes so long
matter stretched out on a blanket that viktoria is under. he's as long as her leg
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lex @lexistenti.al · 10/09/2026
holy shit umbara coverage dropped
picture of the road to the capital in umbara in clone wars season 4 episode 7. its dark with glowing blue road lines and some bollards with purple lights on them
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lex @lexistenti.al · 05/09/2026
yooo the best geoguessr player from luxembourg and also malfie
famous erik, malfunctionn, and ecal in the crowd on the geoguessr world championship stream
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lex @lexistenti.al · 04/09/2026
they didnt really get me at all lol im from alabama
the dialect quiz map thing. the heatmap shows as being similar to my accent on the east coast around north carolina, virginia, and maryland as well as on the west coast from northern california down to around el paso. it has a very strong dissimilar spot in the dakotas which is fair tbh
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lex @lexistenti.al · 03/09/2026
theyre calling it the best rngeodle ever
my rngeodle (turkey, bahamas, papua new guinea, south africa, USA) which scored 301,050 points, for first place on the leaderboard ahead of second place with 155,250 points down to fifth with 25,550
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lex @lexistenti.al · 03/09/2026
theyre calling it the worst rngdle ever
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common - bottom 8%
2922 EP

my lifetime EP is 69167
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lex @lexistenti.al · 02/09/2026
#gaming
view of the geoguessr world championship group stage game with radu 2-0ing kratsoo. it's outside from an upper balcony, so you can see buildings and trees in the background and a food truck
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lex @lexistenti.al · 26/08/2026
stack of em
sox and matter the grey cats both lying down in a horizontally divided kallax section. matter is on top and facing the camera. sox is underneath facing the other way from the other side, now sox is on the bottom and facing the camera. matter is on top and his tail is hanging off in front of sox
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lex @lexistenti.al · 24/08/2026
tbf
my username, lexistenti.al. i famously do not live in albania
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lex @lexistenti.al · 24/08/2026
this is a great idea, its like a regional domain name but with none of the benefits of a regional domain name
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lex @lexistenti.al · 18/08/2026
totally unbiased #lexlocks for the geo wc 2026
group a:
1. blinky
2. moo
3. lingding
4. lennli
5. the gymtimidator
6. manuelson

group b:
1. ecal
2. consus
3. noksi
4. clement
5. shiina
6. strefan

group c:
1. kfl
2. debre
3. radu c
4. finbarr
5. kirania
6. kratsooo

group d:
1. mk
2. malfunctionn 
3. bulgariaenjoyer
4. trabota
5. jamabi
6. kaptenround of 16:
blinky 3 - 0 trabota
consus 1 - 3 radu c
kfl 3 - 0 clement
malfunctionn 3 - 2 lingding
ecal 3 - 2 finbarr
moo 3 - 1 bulgariaenjoyer
mk 3 - 1 lennli
debre 3 - 0 noksi

quarterfinals:
blinky 3 - 2 radu c
kfl 3 - 1 malfunctionn
ecal 1 - 3 moo
mk 3 - 2 debre

semis:
blinky 3 - 2 kfl
moo 2 - 3 mk

third place:
kfl 3 - 1 moo

grand finale:
blinky 3 - 2 mk
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lex @lexistenti.al · 17/08/2026
pobnellion post directly above this one saying "i want to eat all the bodies"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 17/08/2026
free meppen 5k
geoguessr game with the final location in meppen, opponents went middle of germany and belgium
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lex @lexistenti.al · 16/08/2026
bollard lamp
german 160cm road edge delineator with a blue wildlife reflector set up on a 3d printed base with 3 lights pointed at it. its unplugged though so theyre off. but its a bollard as hell
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lex @lexistenti.al · 10/08/2026
well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
two business cars (a kia and a smart car) next to each other with german license plates "FAG9700" and "FAG2200"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 07/08/2026
normal conversations with viktoria
texts that say: 67 france, bsb, wn, v, usi, di, swa, son, w
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lex @lexistenti.al · 02/08/2026
yurp
a game of geohunter. the current country is vatican city and my score is only 44 with four countries done, but the only options left to select for vatican are "population", "football", "basketball", and "cuisine"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 02/08/2026
also been guessing some geos
12000 geoguessr games
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lex @lexistenti.al · 02/08/2026
been listening to yeule
500 yeule scrobbles in the last 6 days

softscars 183, serotonin II 104, glitch princess 94, evangelic girl is a gun 85, and the rest are singles
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lex @lexistenti.al · 28/07/2026
this is an insane image
chinese Long March 3B rocket getting struck by lightning mid-flight. it was fine
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lex @lexistenti.al · 27/07/2026
Hagen
red toyota with an HA (hagen) license plate
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lex @lexistenti.al · 24/07/2026
the smosh bystander character as played by shayne topp. hes in a leather duster, brown sunglasses, and is holding a small paper coffee cup with a mischievous grin
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lex @lexistenti.al · 23/07/2026
hm yeah that'll do it
bbc headline saying "police station opens at hitler's birthplace in bid to rid size of nazi link"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 22/07/2026
so true josh
josh scherer of mythical chef fame wearing a hat that says "people who get diarrhea from taco bell are weak and their bloodline is weak and history will forget them"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 19/07/2026
foreshadowing is a literary device
trekk and blinky at their PCs in the hoplan geo final. the trophy is in the foreground
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lex @lexistenti.al · 19/07/2026
hans island mentioned
a two-panel artwork of a very tiny island in a foggy lake. the island has a tiny barbed wire fence across it
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lex @lexistenti.al · 19/07/2026
love geo guessing in a language i dont understand even remotely
picture from the seats at hoplan looking at the geoguessr stage with 4 teams of 2 set up on stage. there's a stream of their games on the projector above them
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lex @lexistenti.al · 17/07/2026
verified 5 star review by e that says:

e
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lex @lexistenti.al · 14/07/2026
a jackal class frigate from warhammer 40k rogue trader. its shaped like a croissant
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lex @lexistenti.al · 13/07/2026
lost an ear :/
matter the grey cat lying on his side on a bed with one of his ears tucked under his head so you cant see it. he looks very content
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lex @lexistenti.al · 02/07/2026
youtube comment from @dippedcone_gg that says: "Thank you Jacob Balls for apologizing for being rude three years ago, it makes my blue brain pulse with joy."

There's a reply from @daletheweeb4103 that says: "why are you blue"

Finally a reply back from @dippedcone_gg: "it just kinda happened after I ate that candy that makes your brain blue"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 01/07/2026
sox in the same spot as before but shes doing a biiiig stretch
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lex @lexistenti.al · 01/07/2026
sox the grey and white cat lying on top of a cat tree next to a tropical plant of some sort in the light from the window. her head is turned so that she can look at the camera upside down
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lex @lexistenti.al · 01/07/2026
this one
bottle of jinro plum soju
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lex @lexistenti.al · 01/07/2026
gamers for jesus
youtube video with 110 views called "Mechabellum: - (Your FLANK Is MINE)" by an account called "GamersForJesus". it has a really horrific overdone AI thumbnail very youtubery
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lex @lexistenti.al · 27/06/2026
this is such a funny position, its like the largest stalemate of all time
oleksandr bortnik vs nihal sarin in a bullet tournament with a drawn ending where there are pawns of each color on the h, f, d, c, and a files such that neither king can legally get to the other's pawns
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lex @lexistenti.al · 15/06/2026
check this out
a tiny orange kitten sleeping on a tiny calico kitten on a wooden deck and the base of a table
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lex @lexistenti.al · 15/06/2026
why the hell would i ever want this automatically enabled youtube
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lex @lexistenti.al · 15/06/2026
reddit comment that says "I think it works if at least one card is poly"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 14/06/2026
im pretty sure i can think of a more recent 7-1 wc game by germany?
ESPN notif that says "Kai Havertz scores twice to lead 7-1 rout of Curacao; Germany' [sic] most goals in a WC game since 2002"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 10/06/2026
so true youtube
2 year old simpleflips video called "i wanna commit crimes so i can go to prison then commit super crimes so i can go to super prison 64"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 07/06/2026
morrowind silt strider. pillbug shaped guy with a bunch of really long spindly legs
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lex @lexistenti.al · 06/06/2026
ultra zoom in on the horse's face looking very disconcerted
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lex @lexistenti.al · 31/05/2026
:')
malfunctionn holding up the trophy thing at the twitchcon geoguessr wildcard with a big screen behind her that says "geoguessr wildcard winner"
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