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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got ol bessie out today, i gotta practice bass more
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
would this be safe to put in my butt
orange glass dildo shaped like a carrot
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
amazon basics oreo cookies
amazon basics oreo cookies
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yeah i’m gonna need to see you in my office after this
the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen wearing a black pantsuit with bell bottoms and a leather collar under her shirt
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me: oh boy i sure do love being a plushie on Saturday, October third at 21:34 in the evening nothing bad ever happens to plushies the nefarious green cnc bracelet strapped to my wrist:
a lime green kandi bracelet that has “💜YES💜” on it
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pam has taken to sitting near the window in the kitchen to get some fresh air
a tuxie cat sitting on a kitchen counter
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this pretty well sums up @morganmoonlight.bsky.social and i’s dynamic
discord convo between myself and morgan who has the nickname “birdie!”. i am spamming “yippeeeeeee” over and over again and she interjects with “hehehehehehe” and “happy bunny!”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
despite how badly wotc handled it, the zeta set really has inspired me to try new stuff with my proxies. also the blood for the blood god technical came out FANTASTIC it’s like the same viscosity of blood
an ace of spades playing card with blood splatters on it with the text of vampiric tutor:

Vampiric Tutor 
B
Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life

with flavour text reading:
Nothing lost
Nothing gained
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
today is the only day you can rebweet this
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
im not a warhound girlie i just like camo
mirror selfie of a woman wearing a black sports bra and baggy camo pantsmirror selfie of a woman wearing a black sports bra, grey flannel, and baggy camo pants
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
insane thrift pull
mug that says “nobody likes a soggy bottom”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@morganmoonlight.bsky.social glomping me art by @quantumsmores.bsky.social
purple pony with a green mane and black bow biting a green pony with a maroon mane and glasses
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sneak peek into the bdsm dungeon im designing
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“when you get paid biweekly meme” week one: applejack dakimakura week two: ice soup
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
twitter
discord message from lexi! that says “aw hell nah this trans chick straight up wearing sunglasses in the t tunnel 😭 only in philly man. anyway here’s her place of employment and an ai generated image of her in a cow bikini”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is what the inside of my brain is like
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
love love LOVE how the sharpie paint markers interact with the foiling on magic cards
an alter of a foil command tower magic card. the art is of a rhombus with a blue stripe, with white, yellow, blue, purple, pink, green, and red blobs flowing out of it
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it’s so beautiful…
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
she is the lord of trading cards
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I GOT THEM GRRAAAAHH
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i did the same thing to my shoes it’s so fun
a pair of straight bar laced converse with rainbow laces, paws on the toe caps, and kandi beads on the laces. letter beads spell out “owo” and “bunny <3 rabbit”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
yall think im holding a psa 10 here orr
a “swamp” magic the gathering card. the text box is cut out in a big circle. the top of the card has been chewed on
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hitting the “dying my hair a bizarre colour” phase of my ongoing manic episode
a mirror selfie of a bespectacled woman with purple and pink hair wearing a grey shirt. her phone is in a pink case with stickers.
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i am soooo close to having my entire mtg collection in bundle boxes, i just need like two more
ten various mtg bundle boxes sporting names of mtg sets on the lids:

AETHERDRIFT
EDGE OF ETERNITIES
MURDERS AT KARLOV MANOR
LorwyN EclipseD
MAGIC THE GATHERING
MARCH OF THE MACHINE THE AFTERMATH
MURDERS AT KARLOV MANOR
MAGIC THE GATHERING: FOUNDATIONS
BlOOMBURROW
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
ideas you might love: women’s sweaty armpits
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i am on the Floor
a woman wearing  a thick leather collar, green pants, a black spaghetti strap top, and a red flannel around her waist laying on fresh green grass
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
does anypony know how to work this thing
a black offset charcoal smoker. a flame is in the tinderbox
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a two panel meme of naruto from naruto making “i’m at my limit” faces. the top panel says “work?! do you know the definition of it?” and the bottom panel says “work = no kasane teto armpit porn for 9 hours”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lowkey this is how it feels to be a weirdo freak perverted furry tranny in the year of our lord 2026
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
she’s only ever been depicted in her feral form but lexibunny is a (usually) lop eared english spot
eight drawings of an english spot bunny with purple spots. going clockwise, they are:

1. munching on lettuce 
2. periscoping
3. loafing
4. acting shy 
5. licking the screen
6. playing on the computer
just standing there 
periscoping an english spot rabbit with wonky ears and purple spots. she’s holding a llama plushie with a pink bow tie
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
girl i’m bored let’s make crop tops
a freshly cropped white tee shirt that says “wruff!!!” on it in bubble letters. the letters are white with brown splotches
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
wow i’m actually like really hot
the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen wearing a black collar, fishnet top, black mini skirt, and black electrical tape over her nipples. she’s wearing all black cosmetics
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
they got the age play vegan chicken nuggets at acme
a box of spinach based nuggets that say “spinach littles”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
applejack when she pulls down my pants and sees sweet lexi acres is gone
sad applejack :(
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i love my birdie sm aaa
the two most beautiful women you’ve ever seen in your entire life in a dimly lit auditorium. the one on the right is kissing the one on the left who is smiling
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
damn i’m hot as hell
a woman with long brown hair wearing a purple hat, a black crop top that says “super mystery dungeons hyper excellence forever!!”, black bell bottoms, with a red flannel tied across her waist. she has a keychain hanging off a carabiner with a small rabbit plushie
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
pam is quite pleased she can look out the window
a tuxedo cat with her left ear clipped hiding behind a crt
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a diagram showing a lexibunny pointing to a curled human arm. the text reads “the lexi belongs here” and under it says “fig 1. curvature of the arm”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
aye aye captain
a woman with her breasts showing. she’s wearing black pants and seated in a messy room
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
utopia meme. the top text says “the world if” and the bottom text says “if lexi had a pussy”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
for your consideration: women in suits
a woman with brown curly hair and horn rimmed glasses wearing a grey suit with a black necktie
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i am now the proud owner of a shelf
a 4x3 kallax shelf placed upright. records, books, and card boxes are on the shelves
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
lexibros… we have never been more back than we are now
three magic the gathering cards - a bloodstained mire, a ruby medallion, and a polluted delta - on a brown paper bag
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
what the fuck kind of fucking fruit is this
a hamburger in the shape of a cube
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i found a book on the floor
a hardcover copy of josh ireland’s “the death of trotsky”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
gdi
the front fork of a scooter adorned with stickers. the bearing within the wheel is visibly coming out
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
#mondaymood
a low resolution image of a monkey staring directly at the camera. text above it reads “kill 7 billion people”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i won commander night so i got a prize
a foil playing card featuring hatsune miku building a snowman. the text, which is in japanese, reads:

Scrying Sheets
Snow Land
mtg tap symbol: Add colourless.
1 generic, 1 snow mana, tap: Look at the top card of your library. If that card is snow, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. (snow mana can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)
The forecast predicts a blizzard of ballads.
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
a heavily saturated image of a delightful taco bell feast. text superimposed on it reads “this and some musty girl pit”
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lexi! 🍬 @leximoder.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
the mysterious blue crystals have returned
teal salt (?) strewn around a wet concrete floor. a dingy yellow partition leans against a blue and white tiled wall
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