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lexi

@lexilucy.bsky.social
10 followers 30 following 43 posts

purveyor of tomfoolery they/them

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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
you can take the bitch out of beef country, but you can't take the beef country out of the bitch
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@mothmanvevo.bsky.social hey [with rizz]
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
at the risk of sounding like a 50-year-old white man, what's with all these fruity IPAs? i don't want sweet and juicy! i want the hops to punch me in the throat!
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
picked up a case of @broelector.bsky.social at the gas station after work. ready for #boysnight
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
i'm high on dayquil and i forgot how to crochet wtf
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
i think piplup should have a gun
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
it's almost 2025. can everyone please figure out the difference between reply and reply all????? like what the fuck?
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I don't miss South Dakota. Took this pic 6 years ago.
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
this is me and my bubby boi, ghost. we found him in the trash and he is the light of my life. I have never seen a grateful cat until mr beef right here. I love you, toastie 🩷
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I should become a banjo guy
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
hey, my first kiss was a girl and it still took me 5 more years before I realized I liked women, too.
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
brb it's acomaf
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
brb gonna curl up with the book I've already read a hundred times just to feel something
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
how to scold my cat for being mean to her brother (she has been here longer, but he's orange and therefore innocent)
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
today's schedule: ✅wake up ✅take meds ✅experience the soul-crushing weight of mental illness and reality ✅eat soup
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
highly recommend having a Nebraskan bestie so you can text her while she's at work to send you her best crock pot soup recipes 🖤
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
he's just a boy
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i'm a socks and sandals guy now
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
emo they/them
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
have yet to find good cheese curds down south
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
I'm not the same girl you knew back then (I'm worse)
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
really love how I can have a college degree and a license to practice in a specialized field, and I can barely afford my rent. so cool.
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I should be able to take mental health days without feeling guilty about it. Alas, my work environment has put a strong pressure on me to be there, regardless of my own needs. 🙃
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
candy holidays as a school staff member are the best
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
grad school power move where they just misgender me
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
i just want plus size androgynous fashion that's not sweatpants!!!!!!!
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
garf gets it
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
gender? i hardly know her!
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
I'm back and gayer than ever
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
hot take: i didn't like yogos
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lexi @lexilucy.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
love that my surgery bill includes 107 unspecified post anesthesia services that cost $2000. absolute win for the American healthcare system.
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