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Pat

@lewispat.bsky.social
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MST3K & dog-loving Democrat, dark humor, still a fan of KHive, and cheering for Jasmine Crockett

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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
If Elon Musk was really worried about the size of the white population, wouldn't he want them to stay around by, I don't know, eating? Being vaccinated/
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Are we seeing any polls (I know it's way early but) 'If the election was held tomorrow, would you vote for your member(s) of Congress? Especially in all the GOP seats in Biden-plus districts.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
THIS!
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Their sense of their own worth and reputation far exceeds any ability they have to see faults.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Why is this not included in reporting about him more often? (I'm also waiting for DOGE to inadvertently fire folks responsible for processing any Tesla/SpaceX contracts.)
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a close up of a man dressed as an elf sitting on a throne of lies .
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I bet there are a few drinking games being played at the Pentagon right now -- mostly set up by Pete, of course. (If this drone knocks down that building, everyone does one shot! If it misses, two shots!)
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Everyone in Greenland yesterday
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Amen.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
But white people aren't in charge everywhere, so does that mean making sure the majority of not-white countries don't hire white people? Color me whitely confused!
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Amazing how there are so many people and institutions willing to take the knee on fascism. Must be fun being a student here.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
If you don't believe in vaccines, why are you so trusting of hospitals?
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I hope someone is keeping track of all the broken laws and conventions in case they miss one...
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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a man standing in a window with the words it 's my money and i need it now written below him
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I live in Virginia and these statewide off-year elections can be powerful portents
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The 'people lose their jobs all the time' defense of massive illegal layoffs
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Is it bad that I'm relieved this is what she's spending her time doing when she could be doing so much worse?
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This is slightly below 'how could this law be any good it's so many pages long' logic
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
At one point it becomes less FAFO and more you f**ked us all you asshole
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Windy101 @windy101.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
As it turns out, you can indeed use gasoline with Tesla vehicles
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Can't you just see Junior giggling to himself as he puts up yet another insane post
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I'm still impressed by how quickly DOGE has taught many Americans the tremendous impact the federal govt has on our lives.
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a man standing next to a tower of bricks
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
"Well, usually bigger than this but it's really cold here so..."
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Q: Do we have to wait for a GOP member of Congress or their kid or partner to die in an avoidable crash? A: Yes and thank you for coming to my talks are too long this is a TED q & a
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Forever and ever in a shitty neighbor hood with no farmers' markets or local clinic or domestic violence shelter or Meals on Wheels but all the Fentanyl you could ever want.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
She reminds me of someone...
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You need people playing at different positions. Think football not fencing.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
IF YOU DIDN'T BRING ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE CLASS ELON SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
How the actual f**k do those GOP Senators live with themselves? Can the media push back hard enough to crack this bizarre wall of deadly misinformation?
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Creating an awesome market for used cars, which we'll be selling off to pay for eggs
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Trump models his new work-to-workout pants while demonstrating the correct starting position for the toe-elevated squad.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Can you be an ex-pat Canadian living in the US if you aren't technically a Canadian citizen? Who do I talk to about this? @dougford1.bsky.social
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
JD and Usha Vance: youtu.be/pYFhWeDXb7A?...
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Wait til Otis see us. He loves us!
YouTube video by Likeyfollowy
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"Officials in Leaked Chat Had Criticized Clinton’s Use of Private Email Server" just like we did, so it's all good nytpitchbot.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/03/25/u...
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Officials in Leaked Chat Had Criticized Clinton’s Use of Private Email Server
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who disclosed war plans in a Signal group with a journalist, condemned Mrs. Clinton’s actions in November 2016.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Can we project it onto Trump properties?
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
NatSec staff researching new technology for safe communication:
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Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Dump WAPO and sign up for the Atlantic. I’ve been with them for a few years and love it, even more so now.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The problem is that for too many people on the edges, these faux health claims ring true. You have to acknowledge the truth of their context before you can slam the craziness.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hmmm.. 'Buy the Joe Rogan Ironman Lung today! Superhero kids deserve the best!' (Different superhero wraps cost extra)
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
And the winner of the slogan for this administration -' If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’re going to kill somebody'
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
FREEDOM SEEDS??? Armageddon, I rest my case
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It's like God decided to teach everyone a lesson (merit, diversity, white arrogance, atc) only even God couldn't predict how idiotic this frat-bro administration would be.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
And so the futon-on-the-floor becomes even more popular...
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Ana 💙 🌊 Rise.Resist.Persist. @quietretreat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
And there it is … Project 2025
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Remember studying the fallacies of the domino theory, the best and the brightest, etc.? Even the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup is more coherent than anything these frat boys have come up.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Dear Canada -- I had a thought. How many provinces do you have now? I know you have a lot of empty space...
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Once we get beyond the sheer horror of what could have happened, can we talk about everything else wrong with these texts? Vance sounds like a mean girl when he talks about Europe.
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
So, who is working on the new emoji set for this administration? Maybe a townhall riot, something about SSA - maybe a few Titanic references? 🚢 🥜🎱😱
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I think it helps because it adds to the overwhelming portrait of this admin as laughingly (and dangerously) incompetent
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Pat @lewispat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Yup. These dumb, egotistical idiot hires (DEI) are killing us. Just wait until someone's daughter or son dies very publicly because of the admin's incompetence #NatSecurity
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