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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love Blue Nile. We also used to go to a little hole in the wall called Shegar but COVID shut them down. Their injira was sublime.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Greater Houston? What like Spring, the Woodlands? No, of course there is no Mexican food there. Taco Bell's mild sauce is too spicy for people who move to those places. South Houston, on the other hand, lets you pick by region

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you lived in any other city, those would be fightin' words

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And Mexican restaurants in Houston

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok, so every* Canadian woman I've ever known has been a huge fan of anal. What is your least correct reason for this phenomenon? * All four of them

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Saw the first one on FB and wondered if it would be the same image with the clothing layer off and my god, what a reward. You do so much for us Kory.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Does that say Gleaming Splendor? That's rad as hell!

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ok, but you see, FeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEEEEEEEEEEeeeemales are ruining the hobby of card collecting because they want to get their hooks in to eligible gamer men so they can spend their game money on girl things - Literally some nerd who used to frequent my game store

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

From what I've read the ship is a maintenance shit show and being stuck below decks because flight operations are ongoing means no break from the noise and stench.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Sadly, Houston's Mayor isn't standing with the residents.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The games have been great but I very much wanted Brazil, France, and England to follow Germany home and let these hungry kids have a slice of the glory

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Apparently it's real shirtless lads hour at the Tesco tonight.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Being in London for an English World Cup match win was wild. There are three pubs within staggering distance of my apartment at 2/3 were open late. The news this morning talked about how many were going to work hung over but you need to sober up a bit before you can be hung over.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I'm in London and was woken up at 4am local time by everyone at every pub pouring in to the streets and screaming, and every car honking their horns.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I really hope it comes back through Houston. We got the Macross Plus movie a few years ago and I'd sell my teeth to get Macross 2

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Over here kicking rocks alone with my Cordwainer Smith stories.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

What did you have? Was it the Cosino Muy Malo Con Caca because I hear that's really shit

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

In Jesse's defense, every woman he has ever dated has left him for a woman. So, as you can see, bisexuals are the issue.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I've had some kimchi that has flushed my digestive system out of my digestive system, so I would imagine that the micro plastics would be a breeze.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Did the ice dancing count as an ethics credit?

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Did Iran finally figure out the appropriate bribe?

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Shockingly they finished the overpass work and moved down to the League City 646 exit to make their lives hell for a few years. The NASA Bypass is some pure TXDOT engineering psychosis made real though.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Bread at a konbini is better than most American bread, but the Roadhouse rolls are hot and fluffy and different than what they are used to, and everything tastes great on vacation.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

That scene is centered around Bar Texas in Tokyo. Place is absolutely wild to visit. I got a free beer for showing my Texas driver's license and singing Neon Moon on karaoke

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

There is a manga and anime series called Space Brothers (宇宙兄弟) that has several episodes taking place at the Johnson Space Center in Houston. The Texas Roadhouse on Gulf Freeway and El Dorado was featured prominently.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Every year I open the grill for the first fajitas of summer and every year the wasps come out to show me their new nest and every year we test its fire resistance. One year I'm going to open it and they are going to be wearing bunker coats and the nest will be made of CarbonX, then I'll freak out.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I saw one of those in San Antonio a few months ago. Nothing on the Houston freeways shocks me anymore.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

You tend to tune them out after a while. I just had a hard look around and spotted 4. Two of them are beatles of some sort. One is a mosquito hawk. One is a spider. The spider is reading the Faboozi Handbook of Fixed Income Securities

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I took a coworker from Romania to Buccees for the first time some years ago and his expression of wonder and disgust was amazing.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Last time I was in Dubai I was disappointed by the lack of middle eastern breakfast. I know the hotels cater to Europeans but the dates and labne and olives were always shoved shamefully in a corner like a nod followed by an eye roll next to an industrial tub of turkey "bacon"

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I'm surprised that Morris Day didn't post this picture followed by "No."

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

With an umbrella command structure that conveniently made all of the other federal police have to answer to the secret police.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I think the kids are calling this lapmaxxing and joymogging

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

But were you jazzed about being there?

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

It's nice watching a bunch of chuds having to go through the stages of grief in real-time on social media because their chosen shitter has more ego than sense

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Do you at least have a reasonable timeline?

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

My sole reason for wanting time travel is so I can watch a live reading of Whitey on the Moon

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Write an insightful comment about the folly of using AI but keep it lighthearted and don't make it sound like AI, I want this to feel genuine.

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I do have to ask though, where is the pickle?

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Oh no, has it been Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, and George Jones all week?

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Sure, the fight against cancer is popular, but have you seen the recruitment bonuses that cancer is offering?

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squidflakes @lewdtentacle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

This is why I've always liked RFK Jr. He's not afraid to stand up for teenagers desperate to cultivate that George Hamilton glow.

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