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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Who's gonna break it to Andy Marshall that the phrase is 'damp squib', not "damp squid"? (To be fair I was well into my thirties when I learned this) #canarycall

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

This is a great demonstration of the difference in the intensity of the press between Premier League and Championship. The time we're taking on the ball and the time we're giving Leeds. It's a chasm.

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

That is what #VAR should be used for. A clearly missed hand ball which directly led to a goal. Not checking to see if a striker trimmed their toe nails.

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Living the dream guys. I'm the only person in a public library!!! #GodBlessPublicLibraries

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

50 million for #StrandLarsen is insane! This season, whilst playing for a bottom of the league team, he has a worse record than Josh Sargent when Norwich went down in 21/22. And he's 4 years older! + Sarge was 2nd choice! JSL has been shown up by an 18 year old! #GamesGone

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

That is never a penalty in a million years. #GalLiv #ChampionsLeague

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Penny for #Mbeumo's thoughts right now. 🤣 #manutd

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I know the laws are well established by now, but sending someone off for taking off their shirt whilst wearing a shirt of identical colour underneath is really f***ing stupid when viewed alongside some of the things players get away with. #livSou #CarabaoCup

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Over the weekend, the world's richest man appeared on screens in central London to call for a race war and for the UK government to be overthrown. No arrests were made in connection with that communication.

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I do not see what other people see in Antony Gordon. Modest talent but awful decision making. Happy to be proven wrong obviously but have never seen a performance from him that merits the hype. #England #SRBENG

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

We need to have a serious conversation about why u can't get cans of #Lilt anymore. I was willing to accept a rebrand & see Lilt homogenised into the #Fanta family but, now shops never stock Pineapple & Grapefruit Fanta! We need to start demanding #JusticeForLilt! Who's with me?

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Whilst it's in my brain, and cos I've not spotted it mentioned anywhere, how good was @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social in #ThLifeOfChuck? Only a fleeting glimpse but moved me to tears with his performance. I for one would be delighted if this signals the begining of a renaissance.

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

55 million for Yoane Wissa is insane. A huge fee for a player with an almost identical Premier League g/g ratio as Teemu Pukki. Mind blowing. For the record, I LOVE Teemu but there was never any prospect of him leaving for that kind of money even at his peak.

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

"hey it's me Donald Trump"

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Says a lot about Josh #Sargent's mentality that inspite of all the [ongoing] transfer speculation he's still able to lead the line and bang the goals in. Can't blame him if he wants to go. But I WOULD love him to stay. #ClubLegend #OTBC

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Always loved Sue Smith 👍🏻 #OTBC

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

If that is the formation, I'll eat my hat. Strong 11 though. Come on you yellows! #OTBC

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

"Ipswich did not threaten an equaliser until they were awarded a controversial spot-kick by referee Andrew Kitchen." I see Ipswich starting the season as they mean to go on. #TheChampionship

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I think the shocking thing about MAGA and I.C.E and everything going on in the U.S. (and let's be honest, the UK as well) is the realisation of just how many evil people there are walking among us.

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ?

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ?

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮#England🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮#Lionesses🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮#Euro2025🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Fyi, I forgot to put my lucky #Russo shirt on until about the 87th minute. So apologies for that. I promise I'll remember to wear it from kick-off on Sunday. #England #Lionesses #Euro2025

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I hate penalties. I know we scraped through but it's horrible to see a team lose like that. #EURO2025 #Lionesses

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Penalties is, as they correctly say, a lottery. Whatever happens from now is no one persons fault. We've not been at our best today but win as a team, lose as a team. #England #Lionesses

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

First the Juventus team visited the Oval office. Now #Chelsea are dancing with Trump on a podium. If that had been me, I don't care what I've just one. I'm taking off that medal & walking straight off that stage. One day one of these footballers will actually grow a pair. #FIFA

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Can we start a campaign for #Universal to gonback to using the logo please. It's an absolute banger.

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Random thought. #ClaireBalding has stepped seamlessly into Sue Barkers's shoes. Fantastic sports broadcaster. #Wimbledon

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Is there single invention that has been as bastardised from it's original purpose more than the Internet? It was envisaged as a tool for knowledge sharing & learning but instead it's become a platform for the most idiotic, anti-intellectual goons on the planet to spout nonsensical garbage.

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Why are France getting away with so many late, dangerous challenges? #FRAWAL #Wales #Euro2025

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Which way? THE STANWAY!!! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 #England #Lionesses #Euro2025

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

As I have said a 1000 times #VAR does not just impact the VERY marginal moments it changes. It creates entire shifts in momentum. Having a goal overturned is psychologically like scoring an equaliser and that creates huge imbalances and momentum swings caused by officials rather than players.

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

After watching mostly the Championship and WSL this past season, I'd forgotten how much I HATE #VAR. #England #euro2025

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

It's a bold move to put a line in your movie stating that 'people got bored of dinosaurs so the company behind said dinosaurs decided to experiment with new, hybrid dinosaurs but that also proved to be a bit of a catastrophe'... 😬

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Lew Swift @lew-swift.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

As metaphors go, Coco Gauff losing an earing on court and having it returned by Yastremska, seems like a bit on-the-nose. #Wimbledon

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