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Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Post a vampire
ChatGPT logo
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yif thou see thys, poost a vampyre that ys not Dracula
Close up of Colin Robinson, energy vampire, who is featured in the documentary titled What We Do In the Shadows
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a romantique horror filme
A poster for the 2026 film The Bride as part of the "share a romantic horror film" meme. Jessie Buckley as the Bride and Christian Bale as Frankenstein's monster embrace.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR charactir who koude resiste the One Ring
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now at #360 yn that "top XXXVIII" surveye. A gruelinge fourteene dayes remayne to make the clymbe: bsky38.com
Screenshot of the "top 38" blue sky competition showing levostregc at 360th place with 31 votes
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The fyve hundrid and thirteenthe moost influential blue skye poster!
A screenshot from the "38 most influential blue sky posters" site reveals that the levostregc account is listed as #513 with 18 votes
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Poost a picture of thyself from anothir era
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wake uppe, new Narnia booke just droppid
A screenshot of part of an email advertisement. White text on a black background proclaims "summer's not over 'til the Lobster Roll says so."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Will nevir stoppe thinkinge about thys movye
From the film I Saw The TV Glow, a suburban street chalked with the message There Is Still Time
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SUPPORT THESE DATA CENTERS (from magic city books : magiccitybooks.com )
Support These Data Centers: Schools, Libraries, Bookstores, Museums, Public Media, Concerts, Elders, Farmers Markets, Record Stores, Theaters.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
nom-nom-nom-nom nom NOM nom nom-nom-NOM-nom nom nom NOM NOM NOM
Cookie Monster in an Indiana Jones outfit and Harrison Ford
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Saye hello to Withnail
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Willie Nelson sayeth "fuck data centers"
A post from the official Willie Nelson social media pages: "I grew up in Abbott, and I still have a home there with farmed land where I can see stars at night. And now our community, like many others, needs to fight against data centers invading our land. The last thing we need is a loud, water thieving, light polluting, data center anywhere near our town (or any others for that matter). The strength of rural America has never come from big industrial footprints. It comes from generations of people, open spaces, local businesses, and a connection to the land. All of America deserves thoughtful stewardship that doesn't steal farmland (where our essential shared-food is grown) and small family farmers' livelihoods, and not data centers that only destroy the environment around them. Whoever controls food and water, controls the masses. Let's not allow our own demise of give up control over necessary resources in the U.S. and especially in Abbott." -Willie Nelson
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reade to the ende of thys! From Oliver J. Rosten, "On functional representations of the conformal algebra" Theoretical Physics (2017):
The acknowledgements at the end of an academic article include the following: "This paper is dedicated to the memory of my friend, Francis Dolan, who died, tragically, in 2011. It is gratifying that I have been able to honour him with work which substantially overlaps with his research interests... I am firmly of the conviction that the psychological brutality of the post-doctoral system played a strong underlying role in Francis's death. I would like to take this opportunity, should anyone be listening, to urge those within academia in roles of leadership to do far more to protect members of the community suffering from mental health problems, particularly during the most vulnerable stages of their careers."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
epic
A screencap of a Blue Sky Interaction. Lydia Polygreen posts a screencap of the London Review of Books website showing a "not currently accessible" message and asks "Uh, did Emily Wilson's Odyssey takedown crash the @lrb.co.uk website?" and the London Review of Books account responds "Short answer: yes."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ayo Edebiri yn a "Do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself" shirte, July 10
The deeply talented & important Ayo Ebediri wears a t-shirt that says "Do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself." July 10, 2026. Broadway NYC. Shirt by Karl Kuehn.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
showe me a picture (of thyself) that doth capture thyne essence
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Fuck A.I.! ... Creating is the fun part. Why would I want AI to take that away from me? ... Whatever your chosen profession is, please don’t let AI rob you of the fun part of it." - Ronny Chieng, Harvard Class Day Speech, Spring 2026
Ronny Chieng delivering a 2026 Class Day speech at Harvard. A caption highlights part of his message of caution about Gen AI Use: "The creating is the fun part."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
BAG OF TOADINGE
A catalog entry for a product called "Lilac Toad Bag [Glow Eyes]," a handbag in the shape of a toad. Available for $134.99 USD from a merchandise website with the title vampirefreaks.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Jos Charles "A Song [I was want]" poets.org/poem/song-i-...
A screenshot of the poem "A Song [I was want]" by Jos Charles:



I was want
ing the most
bare language
threaded bare
ly there a bar
on in english
everywhere I
went I langu
ished in a war
rent of a lang
uage I did or
did not want
once in ame
rica there w
as a language
we were guilt
y I spoke it y
ou were there
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"How do you get the pipeweede?" "Have a connectioun yn the shire. Gamgee."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Phoebe Bridgers channelinge Galadriel yn the "Lost Boys" musique vydeo: "In place of the Dark Lord, you would have a Queen, not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn. Treacherous as the Sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth...all shall love me and despair!"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thys ys real. And amazinge. Welcome, one and all, to Hotte Trasshe Summer. Be lyke Oscar. Rock and rolle.
A real post from the real Sesame Street fb account proclaims "Oscar has been in his 'stinky' era since 1969. #HotTrashSummer." It includes a graphic of Oscar the Grouch popping out of his trash can (n.b. a TARDIS) on a bold salmony-orange background, with the title "Hot Trash Summer."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A young Geoffrey Chaucer looking joyful at a tourney (as featured in the 100% historically accurate film *A Knight's Tale*)
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
STOPPE SERVINGE BEER TO THE MOSQUITOES
A picture of mosquitoes with the headline "Scientists say drinking beer makes mosquitoes more likely to bite you"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Plese be kynde to thys economic bubble!"
A weaselly New York Times artice titled "We Have to Stop Freaking Out About A.I."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Congraculaciouns to whomevir thoughte of thys "did you mean"
A search for "Widow's Bay" contains the "Did you mean" question "Did you mean 'the next martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed'"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A single picture combines a screenshot of a Feb 3, 2025 tweet by Elon Musk stating "We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper" with a screenshot of a Feb 4, 2026 CNN headline stating that the cuts to USAID "could lead to 9.4 million deaths by 2030."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Stuart Murdoch of Belle & Sebastian donned a horse maske for the laste choruses of "Judy and the Dreame of Horses"
A rock show, an audience is facing the stage and the lead singer, Stuart Murdoch of *Belle and Sebastian* is wearing a plastic horse mask while singing and strumming the guitar to the f****ig excellent song "Judy and the Dream of Horses"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Timeō Danaōs et popcorn buckets ferentēs
Popcorn bucket for Nolan Odyssey film, in the shape of the Trojan Horse
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Barbie, from the Barbie film says "Do you guys ever think about majoring in English?" #Englishmajorhumor #Englishmajorproblems
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Thyself, but as a humorous marginal illustracioun
Ghost of Geoffrey Chaucer from The Simpsons
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Screenshots and dialogue of Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy and Anthony Stewart Head as Giles from the s2e7 episode "Lie to Me": "Does it ever get easy, life?" / "What do you want me to say?" "Lie to me." / "Yes. It's terribly simple..." Shared by SMG today 6/5/26 on the occasion of the passing of Anthony Stewart Head
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"the yips"
The martians, aka the "yip yips," from Sesame Street
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKINGE: ALF hath backed out of Freedom 250
The character ALF from the series ALF playing guitar and singing.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKINGE: Billy and the Boingers will not be performinge at Freedom 250
The band "Billy and the Boingers" from the fictional world of the comic strip *Bloom County.* Bill the Cat holds his tongue while Opus the Penguin plays guitar. They are wearing glam rock outfits and in exaggerated poses.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Galapagos Octopus O what a Joye to us! Galapagos Octopus Do what you do! Raucous and Bumptious, Galapagos Octopus! Azure and Splendorous -- Tinye and blue!
Picture of tiny blue Galapagos octopus
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Weekende ynspiration. Openinge page of José Esteban Muñoz *Cruising Utopia.* Reade thys out loud.
"QUEERNESS IS NOT yet here. Queerness is an ideality. Put another way, we are not yet queer. We may never touch queerness, but we can feel it as the warm illumination of a horizon imbued with potentiality. We have never been queer, yet queerness exists for us as an ideality that can be distilled from the past and used to imagine a future. The future is queerness's domain. Queerness is a structuring and educated mode of desiring that allows us to see and feel beyond the quagmire of the present. The here and now is a prison house. We must strive, in the face of the here and now's total-izing rendering of reality, to think and feel a then and there. Some will say that all we have are the pleasures of this moment, but we must never settle for that minimal transport; we must dream and enact new and better pleasures, other ways of being in the world, and ultimately new worlds. Queerness is a longing that propels us onward, beyond romances of the negative and toiling in the present. Queerness is that thing that lets us feel that this world is not enough, that indeed something is missing. Often we can glimpse the worlds proposed and promised by queerness in the realm of the aesthetic. The aes-thetic, especially the queer aesthetic, frequently contains blueprints and schemata of a forward-dawning futurity. Both the ornamental and the quotidian can contain a map of the utopia that is queerness. Turning to the aesthetic in the case of queerness is nothing like an escape from the social realm, insofar as queer aesthetics map future social relations. Queerness is also a performa-tive because it is not simply a being but a doing for and toward the future. Queerness is essentially about the rejection of a here and now and an insistence on potentiality or concrete possibility for another world."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Thys hath been shared recentlye by several folks on thys syte
A quotation -- Author Kurt Vonnegut on telling his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals.”
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Amazinge that thei adaptid thys ynto a Trek episode, but then it nevir aired!
ST TOS opening sequence with the title "Shambleau"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Anothir lost Trek episode doth emerge from the vaults
Star Trek OS title with Enterprise and planet -- episode title "Steamed Hams"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Excitinge to fynde the filme reele for the famous lost Trek season one episode!
A title shot of the original Star Trek series shows the Enterprise near a planet, with the  episode title "Pink Pony Club"
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Middle English phrase "House of Fame," title of a Chaucer poem, in the style of a Waffle House sign
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A beautiful yet strangely stark chalk carving on an otherwise bland suburban street proclaims "There is still time" (from *I Saw The TV Glow*, 2024)
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Doth the MLA knowe that thys ys how thei get abbreviated yn gmail?
A shot of an email from the Modern Language Association shows it abbreviated as "Modern Language Ass."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Picture of who ys behinde the Canvas hacke
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The average American hath thre friendes
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
SUPPORT THESE DATA CENTERS {from Magic City Books magiccitybooks.com }
A stark poster declares: Support These Data Centers: Schools, Libraries, Bookstores, Museums, Public Media, Concerts, Elders, Farmers Markets, Record Stores, Theaters.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Looke at how these two postes lyne uppe
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Burger King logo altered to include English translation of Basho's famous haiku about Kyoto
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