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The Prodigal Carpetbagger

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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At last, I've discovered it! A coherent definition of the South that includes Wisconsin and Illinois and excludes Virginia and Florida! The Census Bureau will be overjoyed!
A map of the United States where Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Wisconsin, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, West Virginia, and Maryland are colored red
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The offending salmon:
An older white dude in a camo jacket holds a massive king salmon. Like truly a big honking fish, probably 4 feet long, a titan of the sea.
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Lyndon Johnson mentioned!
Passage from Twilight of the Gods by Ian Toll referencing Lyndon Johnson's involvement in congressional procurement for building a naval pilot training station in Corpus ChristiRick Dalton pointing at himself in the movie Once Upon A Time in Hollywood which I have mixed feelings about
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
And Kramer? Actually a Jerry
Kramer dressed in Jerry's blue suit using a wooden spoon as a "mic"
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
Monopoly board
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Still one of my favorite books for understanding the current madness
Cover for There Goes my Everything: White Southerners in the age of Civilization Right, 1945-1974. Cover image shows n older White man standing in front of his uniformed Black chauffeur
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"It can't keep going on like this, something has to give" And then nothing gives ×10000 And then, finally, something gives and the whole world falls apart
Peasants burn manor houses as nobles flee during the Great FearThe Bastille is stormed by the people of ParisThe women of Paris march on VersaillesLouis XVI awaits his final audience with Madame la Guillotine
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The secret six!
A collection of facial hair enthusiasts who supported John Brown's raid
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Here's a picture of my ballot from when I moved back to a state that allowed you to photograph it, and here's a picture of the flyers I made myself and handed out on Super Tuesday in 2020 because there wasn't a Biden person at my precinct. Don't you dare call me a liar without knowing your shit
My vote for Kamala HarrisThe literature I made for Joe Biden at my college because his campaign didn't send anyone
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Women in the 1920s drink perfectly legal beverages from glass bottles
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I was reading a history of the Holy Roman Empire and the 19th century rolled around and it was just
Leonardo Di Caprio as Rick Dalton pointing at Rick Dalton in another movie
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Something is wrong on my Hulu account
The cover of Ghengis Khan: Rise of rhe Mongols except the title reads The Rule of Jenny Pen
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is me if you even care
Lionel Baratheon hitting a vape and playing chess in armor and eyeglasses
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You're wrong this was a actually a documentary
Poster for LEFT BEHIND (2016)
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I know a guy
Kendall Roy from Succession
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Mark Twain would have thoughts on this
THERE were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I mean...come on
A woman screams "I'm not licking the boot! It's my boot!" while her husband turns the calendar over from December 2020 to January 1984
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is what we can have when we kick out business government. Front The Coming of the New Deal by Arthur Schlesinger
When Schwab said he could not accept the code because of his obligations to Bethlehem stockholders, Roosevelt asked amiably whether he had been looking after his stockholders when he paid those million-dollar bonuses to Eugene Grace and allowed his miners to live in coke ovens. To another visitor later that day, the President said with satisfaction, "I scared them the way they have never been frightened before and I told Schwab he better not pay any more million dollar bonuses."
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I have a different movie ending in mind for dear Donald. Picture completely unrelated
Kruschev reads charges at Beria's trial, The Death of Stalin (2017)
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"My husband and I saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe"
Sir Gawain and Lady Bertalik in The Green Knight (2021)
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Manifesting
President William Henry Harrison, first White House occupant to die in office
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Scioio from HBO Rome saying "That's a threat!"
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Me as a Californian wanting to celebrate our big Prop 50 win and being trapped on a website where only NYC, Jersey, and Virginia had elections last night
Gabe from the Office saying, "Shut up about the East coast! Shut up about the East coast!"
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Top five photos taken moments before
The storming of the Bastille
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
So sorry here you go
Pierce Hawthorne drawing a windmill that unfortunately looks like a swastika
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Man with a swastika tattoo on his chest pointing to it saying "it's going to be a maze"
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Exactly
Bronze statue of Julius Caesar
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Yes exactly
Cillian Murphy as a judge in an expedited court, The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Plants that consume
A tiny Venus fly trap and a tiny pitcher plant on a wooden fence
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Just fucking end it already
Let's go Blood Clot 2025
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Yes. Fuck off
Headline: IS YOUR FISHING HOBBY A MONEY PIT?
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Library haul
Stack of books, Cicero, Rome's Last Citizen, Plutarch's The Age of Caesar, Uncommon Wrath, The Coinage of the Roman Republic, Lawless Republic, A Fatal Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Mortal Republic
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Calvinist greeting card
Greeting card with a picture of lemons reading "If life gives you lemons...you probably deserve them for being such a terrible person."
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Bars
Shame on the age and on its principles! The senate is aware of these things; the consul sees them; and yet this man lives. Lives! aye, and he comes even into the senate. He takes a part in the public deliberations; he is watching and marking down and checking off for slaughter every individual among us. And we, gallant men that we are, think that we are doing our duty to the republic if we keep out of the way of his frenzied attacks.
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Checking the news
YouTube thumbnail reading "Everything Keeps Getting Worse"
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
It needs to keep building
Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "If it bleeds, we can kill it." From Predator (1987)
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Real
"Are we, out of all generations, deserving of the sky's collapse, its axis knocked from beneath its dome? Is it on us the last age comes? A harsh destiny has brought us to this: Wretches, either we lost our sun, or else we drove it away." -from Thyestes by Seneca
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I actually think the people who are bad at their jobs at the New York Times should quit and the people who aren't should stay
"Freedom of Speech" by Norman Rockwell
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I only recently changed my insurance, so I keep thinking these Progressive Alerts are not about my autopayment being received but instead messages from this guy
William Jennings Bryan
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's always so fun to grow strawberries until
Antz (1998) DVD cover
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Now watching
Movie poster for Black '47 (2018)
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The cat is a Unionist
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
No kings, none at all
Sign with a snake reading "JOIN OR DIE, HE WILL NOT STOP WITH CALIFORNIA"Reverse side of sign with Fort Sumter flag and California state flag reading FREE SPEECH FREE LAND FREE PEOPLE
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
For sale, babies, never worn
A handful of tiny plastic babies
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Not to expose myself as one of those city-dwelling coastal libs but I picked up these books from the little free library on the way to my neighborhood organic foods co-op
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Really a solid one two punch with these paragraphs
Screenshot from the NOLA article where Nottoway is described as a place of great injustice that has become somewhere for reflection, dialogue, and education. The next paragraph says the property was most recently used as an event space and wedding venue.
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
What the fuuuuck
Screenshot of an AI service that creates lesson plans based on grade level and subject.
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Excuse me what the fuck
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Got bored subbing with a prep period after finishing my book and not having internet access so I made like a student and did some art
A whiteboard drawing of a snow man melting in a puddle with the caption "Not everyone looks forward to summer break"
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The Prodigal Carpetbagger @letuscontinue.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Off to the march. Remember everyone, be the paramilitary movement you want to see in the world
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