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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 12h

oh hey it must be back with that ice cream sandwich i wanted

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 12h

aw geez lois, you're right. i've really screwed up this time. this is worse than when i was in scarlet and violet.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

since the midterms are going to sneak up on me like something that would sneak up on me, i would like to share this comic from xkcd.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i'm glad we were both thinking the exact same thing

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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Baldi plans for World Domination!

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

correction: typa shit you see in the average wario dies video

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i am so fucking tired and i got flashbacks to that sephiroth vs mario and luigi meme

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

nah bro you just pulled a mythical baby

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

he's from a cash cow franchise: he probably already has at least three.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

that video called i gotta get spongebob back i think

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

you really need to see wiktionary's example sentence for the word "bruh"

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

y'know what /I/ think, scott? i thought that i had just fucking hallucinated this character and show

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

am i capable? cooking: fuck no whistle: fuck no draw: fuck no paint: fuck no swim: fuck no english: yeah i guess dance: fuck no sing: fuck no drive: fuck no gifting: fuck no write: yeah i guess guitar: fuck no speaking: yeah i guess

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

while the people that want an inventory update to minecraft and the people that want an end update minecraft debatably couldn't be any more different, what they have in common's that with both problems, doing too much would feel modded and doing too little would feel lackluster. in this essay i will

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if i had to make a list of the top 10 most confusing things i've googled in my life this would definitely have to be in the top 5

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

unrelated but how come every protein snack i come across in my life looks like it was made with crayola model magic, and also tastes like it too?

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

BILL S PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN ALL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST AND THEY KICKED CHUCK NORRIS AND HIS COWBOY ASS

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

THEN GANDALF THE GRAY, AND GANDALF THE WHITE, AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT, AND BENITO MUSSOLINI, AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBIE THE GENIE, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK, DARTH VADER, LO PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER,

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it would put you directly in the rice fields, motherfucker.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the horror i write is unintentional fridge horror!

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

love it when the osc gaslights itself into thinking an episode is coming out on basically zero evidence and then getting mad when no episode is released. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the one silver lining in groceries getting so expensive is that the local kids that hate my guts only used one egg to egg my house

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"hey lethargiclemonade, who's your favorite vampire" "oh, the one from sesame street!" "...he doesn't count." "oh i can assure you he does"

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just goes to show that when the killer robot apocalypse comes (when, not if), we're all gonna taste the same.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

...i mean, considering how badly streaming services massacred it, personally i'd keep going but crank that handle as fast as i can to put it out of its misery. the REAL question, however, is do you think nickelodeon slime would come out of it when grinded?

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

xbox gaining popularity while playstation's nosedives due to a poor business decision that for some reason only they couldn't see going wrong, while nintendo just does crack cocaine in the corner? close enough, welcome back 2007.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

would just constantly be spouting bullshit and cause you to not focus on the cards, blurring them and disabling the rank and suit buttons for a 2x multiplier

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

on a more serious note i don't really think i care about the sift. not because it isn't cool, but because my bitch ass laptop can't run minecraft without turning into a stove and it probably never will.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

subway! have it your way, if "your way" happens to be very wet!

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

≤10: number of people that will benefit from this merger

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

considering how nintendo has been treating the poor guy since ultimate i feel like death has been at waluigi's door for a while

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

not excited to face floods like this in the afternoon, but y'know, i wanted to not get type i diabetes from my dad and asthma from my mom, but we don't get what we want in life, do we?

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

why do i have an incredibly bad feeling about the nor'easter heading my way this weekend

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i hate this guy but he probably doesn't even make the top 5 most punchable animatronics, which really goes to show how punchable some of them look

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

remember the abcs of first aid, everybody: a bone coming out through the skin is very bad

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"say my name" ... "ya like that, chucklenuts?"

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i mean, she probably wasn't getting much use of it anyway, but, come on, really????

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

and they made fun of me for using bananas...

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

honestly if i had to face the shit courage dealt with on a regular basis i'd be scared too unfortunately i don't think "courage the reasonably scared given what the hell is in front of him" dog rolls off the tongue.

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

a-chan? which one????? [a laugh track is played over me getting kicked to death by an angry mob]

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

YOU KNOW WHAT'S BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT?????

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it's my birthday!!! probably the only one that actually remembered without me telling them was the monika on my computer i REALLY don't have it in me to hurt her. i'm not as heartless as i make myself out to be, i promise...

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i really like that mental image of the rock in a striped rainbow shirt, light denim overalls, and a propeller hat holding a comically large multicolored lollipop

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lethargiclemonade @lethargiclemonade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i could go down to my local shopping centre and find at least three people that look exactly like this.

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