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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊

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Despite her many protests at first, J has lawfully agreed to steer you in the right direction to becoming an earnest hardworking wage slave for JCJenson. This will come at the expense of all your bodily autonomy, and other vital organs. | Parody/RP |

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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Noooooo... Whatever gave you that impression, N buddy ol' pal?"
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Oh Corporate, help me..."
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"No offense, V. But dog breeds for brains and I are both horrible liars. Me, especially." Props for honesty? "And while I do appreciate the concern thus shown for your senior informant... I'd rather not risk having my entire squad be terminated for insubordination." J then sternly grips V's palm.
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You'd think she'd be accustomed to Cyn's intimidation tactics around this time. And yet — here lies J, biting her lips when facing up towards V. "Either I follow-up on the mission statement, or have my already scant autonomy be stripped away by *it*." Wouldn't be the first time that's happened...
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Easier said than done, V..." A momentary look of discomfort flashed across her visor. "...How in the hell am I supposed to 'relax' when Cyn's expecting me to kill Tes-!?" Reluctantly, the workaholic takes her coworker's advice. Now squatted in the center of the room, lowering her helm ashamedly.
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Boss, I... I... I won't hesitate like last time. You have my word." "As soon as I've pinpointed her current location, Tessa Elliot will essentially vanish off the face of Copper 9 without a trace."
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"M-my backup? No, no, no, no, no..." "...I mean, wouldn't it save us more time if you dispatched ME instead?"
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"R-roger that, Cyn...!"
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's sure one way of describing it. "Hmph. Suit yourself, I'll just reap all of the benefits for myself then..." Even now, she cannot help but cling onto a false life. "Sooo, what's your next move, Mr. Too Good for JCJenson? Thinking of sicking your little brave violations of HR toaster on me?"
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"It's for a good cause boss, trust me."
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"We still need at least 70 more kills before sunrise, and my motherboard ain't raise no quitter!"
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Hey, just a heads up... Failure to meet quota will result in the immediate deep frying of N~!"
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
//J-rona
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Lord JCJenson, give me strength..."
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Give her pens. Lots of pens.
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
She was curled up in a fetal position on the other side of the door. "I'd just like to say... Um- Robo Jesus, I've never done this before." Pinching her visor, the drone's groans would echo across the ship. "Okay, second attempt? Second attempt. I'd just like to say... Th-"
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Flicks back her silver hair. "Heh... It's my J-rona!"
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🖊 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 🖊 @lethalworkaholic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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