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@lessthankyle.bsky.social
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only move left
A fake headline about Ed Sheeran canceling his tour to go join Harry Potter
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'll never pass up an opp
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm inside MSG right now and Dolan is telling me everyone is allowed to sleep over tonight. "Don't let cops stop you," he's saying, "they're just jealous their parents said no."
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I've had the killer last line before a blackout in an improv scene, so I know how OG is feeling. Hard to describe to anyone not in "the biz".
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If the Knicks win on Saturday I think everyone should take a piece of MSG and move it one block over.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
if I were these fish, I would vote
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I know just the Halloween store to step in after.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Oh we can't even say "cum" anymore??
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Right now, high levels of the US government are debating if they can just make a big fake "Nuke" button for Trump to push, then show clips of Oppenheimer.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It is with a heavy heart that I announce my wedding website, www.weddingeddon.com, was not selected by The Webby Awards. In response I will be organizing a "No Webbys" non-peaceful protest outside data centers across the country.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Thinking about becoming a Big Johnson guy and making him a woke hero.
A picture of E Normous Johnson, the namesake of Big Johnson shirts
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo deserve nothing but respect and apology. BAFTA failed to provide the correct care for the people in their show, including John Davidson. Wish people would stop telling those of us with Tourette's & OCD that we deserve to stay away from the public or die!
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
huge if true
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
See you assholes later, I'm out of this universe
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Reminder: It's not too late for ICE officers to do something else: jobsforice.com
jobsforice.com
Jobs for ICE
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If you google the movie Remember Me, it creates an entirely new movie where a man is so sad about his son's suicide he orchestrates and dies in 9/11 to give his other son something to think about.
A very incorrect breakdown of Remember Me from Google's AI summary.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RIP ADAMS SCOTTS graphic
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Do you like apples?
Donald Trump doing the "Do You Like Apples" scene from Good Will Hunting but with the redacted epstein files.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
nowhere to post bad ideas anymore
Kash Patel as Maggie Simpson in a snowsuit
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Looks like Cuomo brought a bag lunch to his concession speech, smart.
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 21/10/2025
As of this month, the screens in NYC's yellow taxis are now playing national news from Newsmax—the ultra-conservative media outlet known for pushing baseless election fraud claims.
hellgatenyc.com
Taxi TV Is MAGA Now
New York City taxi riders are now served conservative news segments during their trips.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
There's really no place to vent about this but I saw a 25th anniversary screening of Battle Royale last night and it *opens* with a 10 minute retrospective that spoils every major plot point in the movie, including the entire last scene. This is not the heartbreak Nicole Kidman was talking about!
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Visiting his house proves that Trotsky was once again ahead of his time.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It's a small victory but I actually fixed a busted crown release on a quartz movement tonight. This will almost never come in handy in the apocalypse.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Still thinking about The Naked Gun dropping a revolutionary heightening button on us during the car scene and wondering if this is what it felt like when the atom was discovered.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
you're all laughing, but Cuomo is only doing this because he's caught in a deadly game of Simon Says to prevent a series of bombs from blowing up in NYC
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
if you're flying high and feeling real energized today, it's a good time to put that into community defense and mutual aid babyyyy let's go
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
ahh yeah here he comes, andrew cuomo himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I never read the harry potter books but what was the big draw for folks? spells and friendship? genuinely interested
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The 'Ope
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
okay let me try: the tariffs are coming back now.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I'm getting more and more convinced we need a coordinated push of calling people on the right "losers" and "weird" again. It really upset them more than anything I've seen in year.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It seems like Luigi Mangione was the exact type of voter the Harris campaign was targeting.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Apparently our drafts are "evidence" now?
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Got some blood work back and my doc said "Your serotonin levels are currently 10 ng/mL (Normal levels 31-207 ng/mL)." Buddy, I've been on antidepressants for 10 years and I wasn't allowed to have coffee for three days before the test, be lucky you found any at all.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
x-rays are haunting btw. don't show me all those bones, man.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I broke my toe ending a 38-year streak of never breaking a bone. Somehow this is the Dems fault.
Am X-ray of a foot with a broken toe.
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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Hey so this is a weird first thing to post but just letting you know if it isn't obvious I am a non-binary person, I don't like being a public person and I'm so familiar/comfortable with he/him at my pronouns, both things have made me hesitant to make a grand announcement about this...
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
if you are one the many no-named posters STAY IN LINE
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Slowly but surely I will pay off my student loans with bad tshirts
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Donald Sutherland about to reap himself
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
Will I ever stop trying to fuck
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
I've been unsuccessful so far in convincing my fiancée we should have a wildlife documentary photographer for our wedding.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Truth coming out of the bass pro shop
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Made another flower pot
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
practicing my confidence with spam texts
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Don't love when my phone tries to convince me I'm dead.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
I feel like I'm going bonkers. Every weekend has massive storms being predicted and every weekday is like 90 degrees and bright. What is going on?
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Going to immediately ruin my reputation on here by saying I didn't like the Fishes episode of The Bear.
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the blueska enjoyer @lessthankyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I wanted to up my flower game on our balcony this year so I added some tiered planters and flag poles for stringing lights. The the flag poles made it impossible to use the tiered planters with normal pots, so I bought a 3d printer and spent a month learning to make ones that would fit.
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