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Lesseratte

@leseratte.bsky.social
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 17h
People who don't want your kids to watch Miss Rachel want your kids to watch an execution.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then we'll burn it down and start over.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Texas goes blue, Republicans are finally going to get interested in dismantling the electoral college.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I once got a new job but needed to not quit the old job right away for reasons. I got away with calling in sick for two whole weeks.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I only heard of it when I saw the news article about it beating Mariah, then I sought it out from curiosity. That's just how the things work now that I listen to Apple Music rather than the radio.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Are they still doing the thing where they cycle their deployments to keep from paying them the long-term deployment benefits?
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just read the first few xmen books and everyone's pretty chill about mutants so far.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Donald's Trump's impeachment defense was: this is a matter for the courts. Then his court defense was: This is an impeachment matter, and we were absolved.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Now you must learn the enchirito song. youtu.be/oClSESjWOgA?...
youtu.be
Taco Bell Commercial June 2000 "Enchirito" starring Ryan "Rakoon" Martin
YouTube video by Rakoon TV
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wish. I think it's all tied into conservative ideology on education and unions. I can't believe how quickly people turn on teachers whenever salaries come up.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Certain people seem to think that being a teacher means taking a vow of poverty.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Futurama: You All Still Have Zoidberg!
Alt: Futurama: You All Still Have Zoidberg!
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If they were demanding authenticity, they'd ask where all the Greek people were. Nope, they're just racists looking for a grievance.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Elrond: "No Arwen, I don't want you marrying ANY human, regardless of skin color. I'm not THAT kind of racist."
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
LotR chuds: "Arwen should be able to marry who she wants" ::shows them the card:: "NO! Not like that!"
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It feels weird to say I'm a Christian considering all the people being killed in the name of Christianity.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Here on blue sky favreau rarely interacts and his most recent post as I now write, is him coming over here 4 months ago to promote platner.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Like the time they told my friend in high school that his Mickey Mouse headband was gang related.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That tattoo is such an expression of love. The heartless could not comprehend it
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I remember Elon shut down Starlink to sabotage Ukrainian drones. So I'm assuming they don't use Starlink anymore or has Elon been pressured to stay hands off?
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Religious liberty to the Christian right means getting to choose what flavor of Jesus you believe in. And the flavors are all different versions of vanilla. Chocolate Jesus will not be tolerated.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fat cat from chip and dale rescue rangers
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Mockery is sometimes more powerful than anger. And let's be honest.... It's easier too.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Their cards can't beat a strait.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Can Trump's cards beat a strait?
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This best thing about this list is that Hillbilly Elegy isn't on it.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Crocodile Dundee saying 'thats not an Aussie joke.' then pulls knife and says 'this is an Aussie joke'
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Lol that was a non-negotiable just days ago.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What happens when we don't honor our 300 billion dollar commitment? This is Trump we're talking about, after all.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I know what they'd say to Rainn...
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"We sell paper". Aw, how adorably quaint.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just a few years ago they said the handmaid's tale was fear-mongering. Now a popular conservative group endorsed by the white house is pushing a reverse-suffrage movement.
Several women say they'd give up the right to vote if it meant a more conservative country
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That actually creates a huge incentive to get people to do business with him. He never has to buy a Big Mac again, McDonald's will pay him to eat them, as long as they can get it on paper.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Anyway, that's what Trump is demanding for him, his family, and anyone who does business with him. The actual demand was, 'no audits'. But if they know they'll never be audited, why would they pay a dime?
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You remember that scene in Armageddon (the greatest movie ever made) where Bruce Willis is reading off the lists of what all the guys want in return for going off to space. They all have ridiculous requests and the final, most outlandish request is "None of them want to pay taxes again. Ever."
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Betty White: What Are You, A Cop?
ALT: Betty White: What Are You, A Cop?
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The alien was overheard saying, 'thank you for handing over your planet'.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The reason that the switch 2 isn't selling is because people have caught on the you'll never be able to get these games cheap, secondhand or otherwise, no matter how old they are. They'll always be $60-70, and maybe if you're really lucky you'll catch them on sale for $40.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ain't nothing happening in there.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Nuking Iran would mean admitting defeat" needs to be a thing people keep saying until Donald hears it.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Because saying that d-word will be considered treason by the guy in charge.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
We are altering the definition of boots on the ground because we're definitely not doing that. If we end up needing a lot of boots that will definitely not be on any ground, we may have to implement an involuntary vacation program that will definitely not be a word that begins with 'd'.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Weird that none of the guys pushing the SAVE Act have realized how easy this would be for guys.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Why not just ask every married person to provide the documents that they want to require of a married woman with a name change. They say the additional requirements are no problem at all and then no one will feel like they're being asked to do more
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Paul Russell @pwrussell.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
In other words ‘we don’t set the price based on the value of our product, but based on how much we think we can screw out of you.’
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"Iran hit me back" family circus parody
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Oh come on. Not one of you can tell me you'd be happy to be in an elevator with Chuck Schumer.
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What nation will they commit ethnic cleansing on to accomplish this?
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Lesseratte @leseratte.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Family circus joke: "Dolly hit me back" with Iran written over Dolly. "The United States hits again."
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