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Dire Jade, just a weird lil gal who writes unlikable songs| Prettier than a cockroach, uglier than a sunset| the legume lady, princess of pulses, soup enhancer specialist, and 10/10ths of the band Lesbianeurism She/Her lesbianeurism.bandcamp.com

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maestro @maestro64.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My Wokest opinion: I don’t care how bad the person is, you should never body shame anyone. If any of that shaming also applies to your friends, they will notice. You’re seriously not helping. Give some criticism that’s actually intelligent instead.
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mario Tennis: Power Tour (GBA, 2005)
A doctor is speaking to the player character. They're saying, "You shouldn't take any drugs before a match. People might think you're doping."
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me, a trans woman with children when im playing the classic JRPG, Earthbound:
The "you know, im something of a scientist myself" meme, but the word "scientist" is replaced with "mother 2", so it says "you know, im something of a mother 2 myself"
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing is, people who say good things about me or things I've done can't be trusted. You see, they said nice things about me, which is an indicator they like me, and are therefore biased.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about statistically unlikely things is that they actually inevitably happen some of the time. In fact, the statistical unlikelihood tells you (with known error margins) how often that is, and its often frequent enough you might encounter them daily, or weekly, or montly
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gods, working next to a window in a flourescent lit office is hellish. I have to deal with flourescents **and** the sun?
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gas prices being the big deciding factor for people's voting is a really unfortunate thing in my book, because currently its nudging people in the direction i want them nudged.... .... However, i actually don't think cheap gas is a good thing.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Want to see a Muppet middummer night's dream, where the muppets specifically play all the fae characters
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Objecting to person first language because i don't view myself as a person
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Negative milk hotel
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Allegory of a simulation of a jar deceiving a demon watching shadows on the wall of a cave in a brain
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think it can be instructive to read really old "visions of the future" and science fiction so that we can see the ways in which it doesn't predict the present,because too many fools think we have an ability now to predict the future (Btw, Leguin would remind you that scifi isn't about the future)
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Very little is more dismal than listening to people talking about how moving to the place I personally already live would be basically suicide. Like. I don't deny we have problems and oppressive politics, but most of us are getting by okay, and i cant leave, in any case.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thinking a lot about the similarity between trees and crabs
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Something ill probably never get over: I hate having things described as "journeys" that aren't. Fitness, transition, education, mental health, whatever. WE AREN'TGOING ANYWHERE. Unless it literally involves going from one place to another, it aint a journey
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rotating girlfriend in my mind ... Nice butt
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
marx beam
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Andouille defeats Truman
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Id love it if culturally, we stopped equating all anti-authoritarianism with "punk". Is punk an anti authoritarian counter culture in origin? Sure. Is it the only one, such that they should be used as synonyms? Not even close. I prefer to be more specific.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cheese-its are probably the best snack food that sounds like a gangster telling you to run away
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But doctor...
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They should invent a nap that i can take right now.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Genderfluid, but its only between different types of women and girls.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Do not dreame it Be it
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life."
do you ever feel that you're a joke

all these years, the people thought the joke was on me, but the joke's actually been on the public

i'm sure of myself as a person, I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life. I like the person I am, so I can afford to around with makeup and clothes because i'm secure with myself.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Got a little dolled up just to go to the movies because u don't go out enough So uh, showin' off
A girl in a burgundy or maroon button down shirt, with black lipstick, a harness, and a bunch of dangly jewelry, with a big brimmer hat escaping the picture frame to the top
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Silliest hill im willing to die on: You shouldn't call herbal infusions "tea" because if non-tea infusions are "tea", then coffee is tea.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Dire Jade lofi spinoff i vagueposted about a month or two ago is finally live.
youtu.be
Dire Jade's Dire Landscapes, Volume 1
YouTube video by Lesbianeurism
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When you think about it, transfem eggs are just men(actually an egg) written by a woman(herself, trying to figure out how men are supposed to act)
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bouncing on it, and by "it", i mean her ideas
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I did afternoon yoga after getting off work early And now im too invogorated to nap
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My steak is too lobster, and my butter is too juicy.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
EVERYTHING IS ON THE ONE, dig?
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have so many micro projects teetering on the edge of releasable
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New bottom surgery just dropped
A large dumpster with "willey disposal" written on the side.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Biological Sax 🎷
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The number of times i have to remind the young ones that i was graduated from college and had had my first kid by the time gay marriage was legalized-- and that was done through court decision, not even legislation.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Victoria's Secretions
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The arts sure are one of the only types of work where people are asked to justify wanting to get paid for doing stuff. Nobody goes up to office workers and accuses them of selling out for trying to get a promotion or something. On the contrary, they get weird about you not trying for that.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
one of the biggest pieces of damage i see in the CBT based model of behavior and mental health is the notion that everything can be explained by thoughts. that your emotional reactions necessarily are tied to some incorrect one. in my personal experience, this simply doesn't line up with reality
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Triggering the libs. And by the libs, i mean a data warehouse refresh
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Time for one of my daily gripes: I hate when people add the word "anymore" to a statement i made that doesn't contain it. "I hate my entire career path and dont enjoy it." "Yeah it sucks when you dont enjoy it anymore" ..I never said I liked it in the past, stop adding thoughts to the sentence.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
None of those words are in the Canterbury Tales.
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fit check from one of my besties pride party yesterday
A girl in a black top with some red showing through, wearing lots of chains and chokers, and dangly sword earrings. Attempting smile, but getting camera shyA close up of the girl in the other picture in the post. Sometimes the outfit is just titties
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Stupid seasonal affective nonsense, when is damned summer over
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dystopian Jeff Lynne like "Electric Blight Orchestra"
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Public Universal Girlfriend @lesbianeurism.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Making it a point to make nonsensical financial decisions just to prove economists wrong
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