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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 29/09/2026

May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 29/09/2026

Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 29/09/2026

The fastest guy on my high school track team was Andy Zoff

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 29/09/2026

Do you ever buy STL files or bundles?

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 29/09/2026

Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 29/09/2026

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 29/09/2026

I love going outdoors. I am not flexible enough to go out windows.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 28/09/2026

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a police officer and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?" asked the cop The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 28/09/2026

I'm a tailor, and am very good at my job. It's my strong suit.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 28/09/2026

I started a revival band called the defibrillators

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 28/09/2026

I'm sorry about the Oil Joke. It was Crude I'll try to be more refined.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 28/09/2026

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 28/09/2026

The original Santa only had dimes and quarters. He was Nicholas

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 27/09/2026

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine? A wash and wear wolf

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 27/09/2026

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 27/09/2026

What kind of cowboy steals teapots? A kettle rustler.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 27/09/2026

My wife wanted to go on a vacation, but I wanted a staycation. So we compromised and had an altercation.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 27/09/2026

The world lumberjack championship has just ended. It was won by tree fellers from Ireland.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 27/09/2026

Even though mailing envelopes are not the most important things, they still need to be addressed.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 26/09/2026

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 26/09/2026

To err is human, to forgive is divine, to moo is bovine, to bleat is ovine, to oink is porcine, to howl is lupine, to bark is canine, to purr is feline.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 26/09/2026

If your palm itches, you're going to get something. If your crotch itches, you already got something.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 26/09/2026

The world's most famous snowman never had children of his own, but he is an amazing froster parent.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 26/09/2026

Knock Knock Who's there? Bar-B-Q Bar-B-Q who? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 26/09/2026

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 25/09/2026

I almost cut myself this morning. It was a close shave.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 25/09/2026

Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 25/09/2026

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. It.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 25/09/2026

The clock book I ordered finally came in. It’s about time!

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 25/09/2026

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 25/09/2026

MOMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 24/09/2026

A big black bird sat on a telephone wire. To make a long distance Caw. He had a MyCrowPhone.

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