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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 15h

Stupid stupid modern adaptations of Shakespeare “Ooh what if The Tempest had cell phones” blah blah I want CAVEMAN SHAKESPEARE

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It weirds me out every time another white person takes the time to send specifically the white 👍🏻 Just be a Simpsons character 👌

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gawdam it’s nice to be rooting for the Valkyries—also, holy shit that last minute was stressful #WNBA #wnbaplayoffs

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Chins up, Seattle. A 22-0 loss is still just ONE loss. #MLB

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Wishing nothing but bad luck for the Indiana Bigots this evening—fuck ‘em up, Vegas #WNBA

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I made “coffee cup cakes” Dark chocolate cakes, dusted with powdered sugar, cored and filled with chocolate ganache, topped with white chocolate lids

8 cupcakes shaped like disposable cofffee cups, dusted with powdered sugar and topped with white chocolate lids

Cupcakes shaped like disposable cofffee cups, dusted with powdered sugar and topped with white chocolate lids

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Can’t believe Caitlin Clark set all these wildfires #WNBA

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I gave my dog something to help with the fireworks but now that I think about it, I’m not sure he actually knows how to use a lighter

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

One must imagine Sisyphus going to town on himself

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I caught the Storm game from last night and I AM SO HAPPY Congrats on a great victory #WNBA

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I made a loaf of bread so good there are no pictures of it

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Divorce me like one of your French girls

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It’s always nerve wracking using a public restroom and wondering if people are outside the door listening to me practice my Al Pacino impression

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

JUST realized the Vegas ACES logo is a DIAMOND—like it’s cool they worked an A, L and V into the shape but…no one thought that was weird? #WNBA

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Seattle is shooting 100% for 3-pointers this game. It’s only been 4, but still! #SeattleStorm

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Who designed the Ghostbusters logo, in the canon of the fictional universe? Those guys were scientists, not graphic designers.

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I’m in the Matrix sucking my own dick

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

A tie is a funny gift for a soccer player

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

You’re just like some of, but not all, the rest

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Smurfy’s Law states that anything that can Smurf, will Smurf

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

(Me flirting with somebody in a Cat in the Hat “Thing 1” shirt) “So is there a…Thing 2?”

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Chappell Roan just started a war with a small child to distract us from the Epstein Files

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

It’s so a child won’t suffocate if they accidentally get one lodged in their throat

A photo shows someone holding a plastic stool with a bin full of plastic bits that have been cut out of the center with a caption “The hole in plastic chairs is there for a reason”

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

“Don’t forget to smile” I tell myself as I sit alone in public, because my resting face gives, what some have called, “semi-reluctant suicide bomber.”

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

No, no “librería” means bookstore, you can be as loud as you fucking want to

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Theater programs should have stats. What’s this actor’s yardage this season? You don’t know.

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Did you know multitasking is a myth? It’s actually just pee

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

If a movie looks good, and it is good, then it meets expectations. If it’s bad, then it’s disappointing. But if a movie looks bad and is bad, then it meets expectations. If it’s good, it exceeds expectations. So entertainment-wise, the best strategy is to only see movies that look bad.

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I was watching my son being born when someone held the door open for me because they thought I was leaving and I felt awkward so I went out that door even though I wasn’t leaving, and that kept happening, and that’s how I ended up here, and I do miss my old family.

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Hell is other people until you need someone to try your pumpkin bread

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

“Complete idiot” would imply that I’m done being an idiot but guess what, you incomplete fool?

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I poured bubbly water on a basil plant and it started hitting on me

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

My questionable wife is blasting Mambo No.5 in the bedroom 🎵 I’ma scream ‘til my throat bleeds 🎶

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Maybe virgins are lava-proof and I’M the asshole I dunno

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Thinking about getting a dog that is part periscope

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I guess one person’s nail in the coffin is another person’s reason to hang on for one more day WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE NOT ONE OF THEM CAN BE COOL OR NORMAL EVEN ONE TIME

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

My questionable wife is doing Esquire photoshoots of our dog

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Precedent is being set at an unprecedented rate

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

ALWAYS put your guns in a GUN LOCKER so that your guns feel BULLIED for being NERDS

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

You guys should go down to the bank, they have this super cool hologram of a security guard. If you don’t believe me, try sticking your hand through it.

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Respectfully, Awooga @leosdad.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Law & Order: SVU is such a grim show because every episode you watch seemingly decent people turn out to be violent, abusive, dishonest dirtbags, and often the sex criminals they’re chasing are even worse

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