Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s a crime to saddle Benetti with these idiots. 071
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In Kansas City, we still have Kauffman Stadium and Arrowhead Stadium. But once these new stadiums get built, we will be plunged into the same ridiculous realm of stadium naming rights as everyone else. 😞 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I feel more and more like the ultra wealthy are addicted to money. They just act as if they can never have enough. 010
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comMorgan Freeman: Hope is a Dangerous ThingAlt: Morgan Freeman: Hope is a Dangerous Thing. Hope can drive a man insane. 001
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@kentremendous.bsky.social I think this is my highest ever score. I don’t know what the hell else I’m supposed to do. 🤷♂️ 😂 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Can you please at least mirror your posts from Twitter here if you aren’t going to leave that space? Really miss your voice… 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Great choice. It’s the spermiest of whales. 010
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Be honest: you just wanted to do this project because it involves a sperm whale. 110
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Any clue as to what the threshold is to call a game a sellout? I’ve had two season tickets for the entire time this stadium has existed and the two seats on each side of mine are only occupied half the time, at best, while every home match has been deemed a “sellout.” 🧐 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Love it! Can’t recall seeing another shirt like it in the last 15 years. 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026He had to have surgery…but he still managed to get a single moments after rupturing his testicle?! Never question this guy’s toughness. 😬 010
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026static.klipy.comOffice Space: Case of the MondaysALT: Office Space: Case of the Mondays 080
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026B-b-b-but how will I reach across the aisle to negotiate all the wonderful laws and policies we have?! 070
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026static.klipy.comSteve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? 010
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It’s particularly cruel to post a pic of a Kansas City show when we didn’t make the tour. 😭 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Glad to see you here! Why haven’t you jumped over here permanently yet? 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Fox cancelled this buddy cop comedy after only a few episodes as no one was interested in watching “Hot Dog Fingers and The Mushroom Dick.” 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had no idea what Jesus looked like. 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026For sure. So just let the noobs wear it then and save the big guns for the next game. Also, it’s not August. There should be very few miles on anyone’s legs so far. Feels like the opposite of what Vlatko did at the end of last season. 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I don’t get what Armas is doing here. “Competent” just seems like a cover-your-ass move. If he really wanted to chase points, put the big guns on at half. Otherwise, there’s not enough time in 30 minutes to overcome a three goal deficit, in my opinion. 030
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Related: We still might not make it to 250, you orange cunt. 231
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Don’t forget to add the good ol’ USA to that list! 🇺🇸 010
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I was excited to hear Bethune is joining us. Then I heard about this.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on itALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it 010
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I was so stunned and excited to see we got Croix Bethune. And now I’m equally devastated to see Claire Hutton is gone!media.tenor.comAnchorman Whine GIFALT: Anchorman Whine GIF 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 10/02/2026This guy was a long-time morning news anchor in Kansas City. I guess he missed being in front of the camera. Complete douche. 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Hey, way to go, you nazi numbfucks. I just spent a couple hours checking out Bad Bunny music. Never felt inclined to do it before. Didn’t watch the Super Bowl or halftime show. Just heard so much joyous shit about the performance that I felt like I had to investigate. Guess what? I fuckin’ love it! 040
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 04/02/2026media.tenor.coma monkey sits at a desk with the words " did not read " above itALT: a monkey sits at a desk with the words " did not read " above it 020
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 26/01/2026What the fuck kind of language is this? “Eroding democratic norms”? “Challenged a constitutional foundation”? He has DESTROYED democratic norms and DEMOLISHED our constitutional foundation. How are we supposed to take this seriously if you sugarcoat what’s going on? Step up to the moment! Do better! 000
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 23/01/2026As a National Park Service employee, it is infuriating to see Park Service workers agreeing to do this. It defeats the entire purpose of a historic site: to teach history. 110
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Please stop using their bullshit language. You can’t “detain” a 5-year old. This is *literally* kidnapping. 1976
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 22/01/2026The press needs to step up its game when it comes to the language being used. You can’t “detain” a 5-year old. That’s *literally* kidnapping. I guess we all memory-holed Trump separating kids from their parents at the border and locking them in cages. Fucking monsters getting more monstrous. 221
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 18/12/2025As a National Park Service employee, I can attest to the fact that the ratio of pleasant to unpleasant coworkers skews heavily toward the pleasant. 110
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack legit slaps. 100
Leon Spankeley @leonspankeley.bsky.social · 11/11/2025This is what happens when we devalue the accomplishment of a full regular season for the thrill of random outcomes in one-off playoff games. The shield is supposed to help mitigate that, I guess, but our dumb playoff culture relegates it to the back burner. 🤷♂️ 010
