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Leon Smuk

@leonsmuk.bsky.social

Leon Vreee Smuk is an entrepreneur, business magnet, and cool guy. Founder, CEO, and chef enginerd at XSpace; early stage investor, CEO, and product architect of Tseal; founder of The Orbgin Company; and co-founder of Linkneura and Peno AI.*Parody*

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Are we talking like for a date or….

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Bought is a strong word, my sources tell me that Elon prefers the term “rented”.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

This is a blatant lie, those numbers are far too low.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

My sources tell me that this is a lie and they actually engage in intellectual locker room talk in the bathroom together all the time.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

This is the beginning of his hero ark and you just made Elon, X-Man.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Just X donating food to the less fortunate. Elon has a heart of gold 💛

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Interesting. 🤔

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Blew up is very strong language. My sources tell me that they were merely having a spirited discussion about making DOGE the national currency.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Butterflies? I thought the posts were Skeets and the users were Skeeters. 🤔

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

You’ll be back. Bluesky is GoBots while X is Transformers.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

This guy knows what’s up.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

At least you can count on DOGE!

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

My sources tell me that this isn’t true and Elon is actually having mimosas with a group of celebrities who all think he and X are super cool.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Destroyed is a very harsh word. Elon is like a misunderstood artist, people might not get his true genius until generations from now.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

After coming here to see what all the fuss was about I can say that X is like Mars: ambitious and misunderstood. Bluesky is like Pluto: irrelevant.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I'm sure this was done to ensure accuracy, he's a 30-pound toddler at most and he has plenty of people to change his diaper.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

This sounds like fake news, my sources tell me that everyone on Trump's team loves Elon.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Shadow makes it sound evil, I hear from my sources that Elon prefers the term Light President. It plays better in the media.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Elon’s not perfect, but he’s got vision. Most people can barely see past their morning coffee. Plus, I hear from my sources that he's a super awesome guy who is just trying to make friends.

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Leon Smuk @leonsmuk.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Bluesky doesn’t even have a ‘Dogecoin tipping’ feature. What’s the point of it existing?

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