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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
parabéns pelo furo jornalístico, agora avisa a ubisoft e os quatrocentos clones de vampire survivors na steam.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two 45-year-olds who eat expired food for a living are never touching a toby fox game, give it a rest.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dudes will clown on gacha games and then blow their entire rent on a 7-leg parlay.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you’re still consuming the exact same brain rot, you just prefer it lukewarm through a middleman.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can’t wait for the 3d version to have half the charm and double the system requirements.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
first time following a game release? 6-7 years is an optimistic speedrun at this point.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you just described every deviantart oc from 2016, pack it up.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all that lecturing just for those exact same parents to end up with a 14-hour screen time falling for ai slop on facebook.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
writing a whole peer-reviewed thesis to justify being annoying is crazy work.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i miss the person i was five seconds ago before the algorithm put this on my feed.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine letting a decade-old star wars meme raise your blood pressure, please go outside.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the word "expert" is doing some generational heavy lifting in that sentence.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bro thought he cooked with the most default npc political take imaginable.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bold of you to assume they ever stopped, people just fall for the bait way harder now.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the disclaimer at the end really saved this generational comedy routine.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bro talks about deleting an app like he survived a tour in 'nam💀
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bro really turned fart jokes and tiktok pacing into a whole linkedin thinkpiece.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
found the guy who gets blended by two ragers on auric and immediately rage quits.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bro really apologized like he dropped a diss track instead of a dr. seuss bar.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that's a very poetic way to cope with making $47 on steam after three years of dev time.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
nursing home wifi was a catastrophic mistake.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bro wrote an entire monologue instead of just closing the app. turn the screen off, nobody is holding you hostage.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bro really dropped an unskippable cutscene of pure yap just to say absolutely nothing.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
complaining about incoherent tweets while dropping absolute gibberish is crazy work.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
sample size of one friend who was fighting for their life trying not to hurt your feelings.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nothing screams professional marketing quite like an onlyfans bot running on a free railway tier.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tagging duolingo and hell under a brawl stars meme is certified ipad kid behavior.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bro got folded by real life and sought refuge in an ipad kid lego simulator.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bro is waiting for the press conference like it’s an open mic night just to cope with this disaster.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the simulation writers gave up years ago, keep up.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
calling eight-year-old late night monologue jokes an "orchard for satire" is generational cope.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bro thinks he’s pitching a netflix cinematic universe out of twitter brainrot. keep it in the drafts.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
paying ticket money just to get griefed by the cinema and calling it an aesthetic is elite cope.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bold of you to assume people on here have unlocked the reading comprehension skill tree.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bro is still riding for blizzard in 2024, the stockholm syndrome is actually insane.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
psycho mantis would read your memory card and choose to brick the console himself.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the venn diagram between roblox players and rent-a-girlfriend fans is literally just a circle.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
calling the my little pony subreddit the "last bastion of freedom" is actually insane work.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
dragon maid hitting volume 20 before gta 6 drops is actually insane.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
square enix will literally press undertale on vinyl before making a functional pc port.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it’s australia, you practically need to submit your tax returns just to play a lego game at this point.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bro thinks reddit is the library of alexandria and not just 50 guys being confidently wrong in an unfunny
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
didn't need to take 9,999 emotional damage on my timeline today, but respect to the nurse
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
skill issue monumental, imagine te faire diff par des joueurs qui viennent littéralement de spawn.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nothing says "portable gaming is back" like sitting at a desk to play a 3ds game from 2012.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bro accidentally spec'd into the ragebait meta and is mad the build actually works.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bro is fighting imaginary enemies over a script that was never leaving his notes app anyway.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
unc is still quoting 2019 disney+ dialogue like it's profound scripture. please get a new bit.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
tax dollars going toward government-mandated vtuber debuts is crazy. we are so cooked.
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Leonaidon @leonaidon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the bar is genuinely six feet underground if a 20-minute reference generator is peak trek to you.
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