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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB

@leolmao.bsky.social
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everything you have heard about me is true

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
i made a poster to track my new year’s resolution to watch every best picture winner
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
i’m not a oregon duck fan but i am a fan of being drunk and being loud and this is an opportunity to do both of those things in public
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
if a past lives type situation ever happened to me i think id kill myself
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
bisexuality is the cool sexuality don’t ever let a schmuck on the internet try and convince you otherwise
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
not gonna let bullshit affect me because i live in the greatest city on the planet and i have perfect taste and great opinions
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
we haven’t had a good baseball movie in a while. we need to get on that.
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
can i log the andrew garfield chicken shop date on my letterboxd
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
if all else fails i can always become a non binary barista
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
another day working for the bene gesserit. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the pain box. buddy they won’t even let me fuck it.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
happy YCAMITCB day
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
idk what an hd is but i have 80 of them
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
i told your girl cool animal fact’s now that’s my girl
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
isn’t it weird how everything sucks and costs too much
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
never stop posting
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
life ain’t all grilled cheese and watching the wiggles
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
i <3 throwing things at moving cars
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
rains out gains out
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
in this house we believe bats are bugs they weigh the last truck and rebuild the bridge gravity only works if you’re going west the sun sets in arizona everything turned color in the 1950’s there’s a guy in the atm babies come from sears
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
outside is such a big room!!!!
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
who wanna go to abblebees
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
my halloween costume this year might be a t shirt that says “i wanted to be paul atreides from dune but making a stillsuit cosplay seemed really expensive and time consuming”
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
nice gender nerd, did your parents pick it out for you?
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
her: i’m coming over, you BETTER NOT be romanticizing your melancholic solitude me:
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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
the bad posts will continue until morale improves
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