Reposted by Leo Lmao, Captain ACABwint @dril.bsky.social · 31/05/2025i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen 191136181640
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 11/02/2025i made a poster to track my new year’s resolution to watch every best picture winner 010
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 08/12/2024i’m not a oregon duck fan but i am a fan of being drunk and being loud and this is an opportunity to do both of those things in public 020
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 26/11/2024if a past lives type situation ever happened to me i think id kill myself 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 26/11/2024bisexuality is the cool sexuality don’t ever let a schmuck on the internet try and convince you otherwise 010
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 20/11/2024not gonna let bullshit affect me because i live in the greatest city on the planet and i have perfect taste and great opinions 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 16/11/2024sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 16/11/2024we haven’t had a good baseball movie in a while. we need to get on that. 010
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 19/10/2024can i log the andrew garfield chicken shop date on my letterboxd 010
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 18/10/2024if all else fails i can always become a non binary barista 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 06/05/2024another day working for the bene gesserit. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the pain box. buddy they won’t even let me fuck it. 000
Reposted by Leo Lmao, Captain ACABwint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners . 395190343598
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 07/11/2023i told your girl cool animal fact’s now that’s my girl 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 04/11/2023sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 27/10/2023isn’t it weird how everything sucks and costs too much 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 22/10/2023life ain’t all grilled cheese and watching the wiggles 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 14/10/2023sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 07/10/2023sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 05/10/2023in this house we believe bats are bugs they weigh the last truck and rebuild the bridge gravity only works if you’re going west the sun sets in arizona everything turned color in the 1950’s there’s a guy in the atm babies come from sears 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 27/09/2023my halloween costume this year might be a t shirt that says “i wanted to be paul atreides from dune but making a stillsuit cosplay seemed really expensive and time consuming” 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 26/09/2023nice gender nerd, did your parents pick it out for you? 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 26/09/2023her: i’m coming over, you BETTER NOT be romanticizing your melancholic solitude me: 000
Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB @leolmao.bsky.social · 24/09/2023the bad posts will continue until morale improves 030