El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024There’s a #WorldKindnessDay but not a #WorldNastinessDay? Awful people need an outlet too. 020
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 04/09/2024“Your honour, if *everyone* was ‘Kung Fu Fighting’, then how does that explain the numerous people sat down at the bar chatting? It‘s simply a laughable contention.” 140
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 31/08/2024You literally paid for a tattoo? My brother you could‘ve just used a biro. 000
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 31/08/2024Gen Z history text book: Churchill Unal1ved the Nat-Cs during world c0nflict II 😳🙊🤯😲💀💀💀 010
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 31/08/2024Yes I will be calling it ‘Cappy G Tax’ from now on. Thanks for asking. 000
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 31/08/2024Joke idea: I pretend that I’m going to buy Oasis tickets even though I only know wonderwall. Has anyone seen this joke anywhere? I want to know if I’m the first. 100
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 30/08/2024There’s not going to be a chilli cook off you stupid slut. 010
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 27/08/2024Emily getting heat for this objective correct take. The ‘tourists vs genuine fans’ talking point is more clear cut when talking about football. If you don’t think it’s bad that genuine fans miss out to middle class, casuals who go for a few social media posts then I’m not sure what to tell you. 030
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 27/08/2024The amount of ODS (Oasis Derangement Syndrome) I’ve seen over the last few days has been truly magnificent. People have actually convinced themselves that they’re complete garbage bar 2 songs. It’s adorable. 110
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 26/08/2024Hopefully Liam will go “PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONES AWAY YA CUNTS” and that’ll be the end of the matter. 000
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 22/08/2024What if Hitler made some great points? Did you ever consider that? 100
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 22/08/2024Why is exam results day even a news story? I want to know about a shadow minister being arrested for tax fraud, or of a coup d'état in central Africa. No one cares that Jim Speccytwat got a B in physics. 010
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 21/08/2024It is simply not possible to be Pro-Bean in a Post-Truth society. “Beans cause penal shrinkage!!!” ‼️✋😫🤚‼️ My brother in Christ it was 1 study. 170
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 21/08/2024It’s hard to believe that back then he was ridiculed, mocked and ostracised for saying this. Only beyond death did his message truly resonate with people, and they continue to do so today. Where would society be without the guidance of wisdom at great cost? 131
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 18/08/2024I got perm banned on Twitter (subsequently known as X) for posting an image of Elon Musk pregnant with Donald Trump’s child with his own AI image generator. 061
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 17/04/2024I have been perm banned from X formerly known as twitter (again again) 020
Reposted by El Borto 🔥🔥🔥Abiabnormal @abiabnormal.bsky.social · 09/01/2024@leohutz.bsky.social sending this on here as you don't follow me on Twitter 😂 121
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 17/11/2023Just went past a market stall in town that said Free Polystyrene. I think they might be Hamas terrorists. 001
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 22/10/2023Maybe you should stop talking about how inflation effects prices of human turds on the dark web until you know what the fuck you’re actually talking about. 100
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 01/10/2023First they came for the communists, and I did not speak up because I’m shy… 030
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 01/10/2023If I was in charge I would completely prohibit banter from all non-comedic podcasts. Literally could be podcast discussing slavery and you can guarantee that the first 5 minutes will be spent laughing at someone’s fucking tie. 051
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 19/09/2023My favourite song by Kanye West is probably Stronger by Daft Punk. 000
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 18/09/2023Nothing gets me more irritated than looking at logos of NFL teams. 100
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 12/09/2023I’d having nothing on a pit bull but I would absolutely obliterate a Springer Spaniel. It would be spectacular how one sided it ended up. Even if it was medium sized. 000
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 01/09/2023My favourite Paul McCartney verse: “Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before And if, you could only let it be, you will see. I like you the way you are When we're driving in your car And you're talking to me one on one, but you become…” 210
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 31/08/2023My life goes something like this: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and the W was something to do with verbally one-upping a table. 150
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 29/08/2023What if, for example, the man you saved from drowning in a canal turned out to be the next Hitler? This is the main reason I consult an expert in groundswells to make sure there isn’t mass support for a psychotic, genocidal dictator before I get my clothes wet. 120
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 29/08/2023So good at semantics you can say you’re a genocide denier and come out clean on the other side. Ask me how I did it. 000
El Borto 🔥🔥🔥 @leohutz.bsky.social · 27/08/2023Film idea: A film in which characters have to respond to their lives being disrupted by an external antagonistic force and are motivated by identifiable human impulses. The film resolves itself when something happens at the end. 020
