Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I want to try all these cool drinks of yours! They all have very good brand deals with a very impressive influencer (your boobs) 030
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You need to swap, relay race style, to someone else who can make their lips sore for you for a while 110
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026With a movie adaptation coming soon from director Diddley Slot (sorry, I cringed myself there too) 010
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hmm I'd pick thick I think. p.s. Is this a scientific survey? Do we also compare against what people have already, to see if the dick is always greener on the other side? 100
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Am I allowed to just keep what I have? The procedure to change it sounds like it might not be fun? 110
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sure, let me get set up… I have to stand 3 metres away by the looks of things, right? 010
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh dear the customer went from Soya-bean to Soya-has-been in one quick step Hmm I think I need to workshop that joke a little bit more 110
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Before exiting the shower, please ensure that any fragile objects are removed from nearby surfaces 110
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Aww so cute! Looks like she needs someone to gently wrap their lips around her though? 020
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hmm my pinned video is my most gratuitous fave bsky.app/profile/leoc... (and the out-takes I didn't post are fun :) 000
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh no, damn, I am completely transfixed, I will do whatever you ask 😵💫🫠 120
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Because if you drop a ping pong ball in, we have to drink the contents? 010
Reposted by Leo🩷 Soya ♫ ♪ ་༘࿐ @sweetsoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026repost if u worship my breasts :3 *testing* 614840
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'd give you a tip, and a tip, but I don't think you'd need any tips. Wait what 000
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh thankyou so much for being so open in posting this. 💙💙💙 Big love to you, and to emerging through this funny little app 110
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Never mind depression, I think this could also bring me back from the dead 110
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hmm 🤔 this does appear to be, at first glance, a rather good boy 010
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I took a ticket from the deli machine and I'm number 5 in line apparently 121
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hehe I think it wants to be somewhere? But also, hey, thanks, I am glad to get an accolade from someone who is an expert in the field 010
Leo @leocapri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ssshhhh if you throw around compliments it might grow bigger 😬 110
