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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY

@lennonwren.com
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Bold, East Coast sass & wit meets introverted softy. Down to earth. Analytical & Artsy. Chicago-based. Girlfriend for hire 🌿 based in Chicago 🏙️ Links! allmylinks.com/lennonwren

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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 28/09/2026
Can't name a better way to answer the door
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 20/09/2026
I'm logging off till the end of next week! Emails will be replied to very intermittently. Going vacay mode 🏞️
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 20/09/2026
Of course the little black dress he got me arrived ONE day after I left to travel for over a week… Luckily he’ll still get to see it.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 16/09/2026
May I offer a simple little number to help you through your week?
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 14/09/2026
A Chicago local questioned my choice to order a pizza cut pie-style rather than grid-style, "the default around here". I want to fight someone. Do I really have to "when in Rome" and have my circular pie cut in a grid??
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 13/09/2026
I keep hearing stories from friends about how admirers are wishlist-buying only one or two pieces from a multi-piece lingerie set (not even the bra sometimes), and I just have to ask... "why?" Complete the set make her whole week! 🎁
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 11/09/2026
Whiled away an afternoon over lunch with the most perfect and stunning @ NataliaClairexo. She truly lights up a room 🤍
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 09/09/2026
I recently started adding single-leg sets to my leg press, on top of my usual double-leg sets. I have been sore for 3 and a half days straight.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 08/09/2026
Delicate things can still be deeply persuasive.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 06/09/2026
It brings me an immense amount of peace when I get to see who you are before we both open up our calendars and start planning 😌
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 05/09/2026
Two Saturdays from now I find myself with a free day whilst in one of the country's most outdoorsy yet tech-savvy cities. Will my friends over in the PNW come show a woman a fun time before the sun slips away? Seattle: 9/18 (evening) — 9/19
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 02/09/2026
You need a little extra help focusing this hump day don't you
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 31/08/2026
No introductions needed.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 28/08/2026
Do I really have to retire my white capris after Labor Day?
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 26/08/2026
Tipped me with fresh produce from his garden 🥹
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 24/08/2026
You've washed ashore Aeaea. You've fallen for my spell immediately, it's too late. I'm imprisoning you the best way I know how. The question is, which animal shall I make you?
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 22/08/2026
Was running errands about town and I came across a Toyota I've never seen before. It was an older ('98 I think?) Toyota Land Cruiser TX. Definitely imported. Right-hand-drive. They never manufactured these in the USA. It looked extremely well kept, flawless even. (1/2)
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 21/08/2026
I do actually answer my emails without having my coffee yet some days. Call me Super Woman. I can only manage to do this for maximum 90 minutes before the sass level starts increasing exponentially.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 20/08/2026
Like light, you were always going to bed toward me.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 17/08/2026
What if I brought flowers with dinner this time?
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 16/08/2026
Currently eating peaches that taste like what I used to think the most perfect peach was supposed to taste like (the inside of the giant peach in James and the Giant Peach)
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 14/08/2026
Will always be enamored with those who continue to show up and are beyond generous. Thank you 💚
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 12/08/2026
Is it weird that I am very interested in perfume experiences but not very interested in becoming a big collector of fragrances? I just want to sample, teach my nose some things, get more in touch with one of my senses…
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 10/08/2026
Let's get started
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 08/08/2026
Hosting some friends from out of town this weekend and we've got a pretty packed itinerary ☺️ Not complaining! I love showing my friends around town. But it just means I may take a little bit more time returning your emails and I may be slower to respond until early next week.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 07/08/2026
I had an absolute blast on the town having a bit of cultural exchange with a special someone from across the pond. Thank you for the delicious gifts and the collection of little vignettes I'll carry with me 💘💋
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 03/08/2026
She can be a handful
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 31/07/2026
The only thing I'll let get between us is a bit of silk and satin
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 30/07/2026
It's not much, but these are some things that genuinely turn me on: • Attentiveness. Being attentive to my mind as much as my body. Listen for direction and cues. And listen (or at least feign it) when I ramble about my special interests. (1/3)
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 28/07/2026
When I moved to Chicago a few years ago I made a good friend and also dated someone early on and they both endearingly called me “darlin” I thought I’d moved to Chicago not Texas ??
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 27/07/2026
My favorite gift is letting you see more of me
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 25/07/2026
Got a couple of notifications within the past few days, such a lovely note to end the week on 💙 feeling beyond admired, thank you!
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Ava St.James 🌹 - Ottawa @avastjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Again, I am asking @bsky.app to consolidate likes from an individual user in our notifications. Every time a horny dude goes through my media tab (flattering), I get 7383948272 notifications from him liking every single picture (not ideal).
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 22/07/2026
Guess I was having a blue spell
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 22/07/2026
Did you know you can ✈️ yours truly to your city? If you’ve been mulling that over as a possibility for a while my preferred months until the end of the year to actualize that would be August, October, and December. Sept. has some wiggle room. Nov. is my 🎂 month. I love invitations 💙
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 20/07/2026
Truth or dare?
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 18/07/2026
Remembering back to this dinner and a show done right. Great food, drinks, comedy, illusions... And responding "hell yeah" to his offer to pre-order the red velvet cake prior to our date; no occasion other than "why not?" We definitely confused the restaurant staff with that one.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 17/07/2026
I'm not sure how I've managed to show up to do a mostly all-day outdoor activity just prior to discovering that Chicago has the worst AQI on the planet... two years in a row!! Last year was jogging the lakefront and this year was the beach 😭
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 15/07/2026
Can we talk about what shrinkflation has done to Milano cookies?
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 14/07/2026
I feel as though biting into a lavender shortbread and it tasting like a buttery, flaky bar of soap is like one of those ✨trick✨ experiencies… (1/2)
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 13/07/2026
Will you help me start my week off on the right foot?
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 12/07/2026
Waiting for you to light my fire
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 10/07/2026
Boiling rotisserie chicken leftovers to make broth is always like magic to me
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 09/07/2026
Something tells me we'll need to put a pin in it. Maybe we'll even table it if you're lucky. Let's circle back tonight.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 06/07/2026
Your summer looks like it could use something sweet and salty
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 05/07/2026
In the summer I prefer to jog in the evenings to avoid the heat, but even still some of these evenings I've been coming home flush in the face. I've added this neck cooler to my Marigold wishlist if anyone wants to contribute to keeping my temperature regulated 🧘‍♀️
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 03/07/2026
Not to be dramatic but I think my brain chemistry changed permanently after how scandalously this evening went 🫠 Inviting both @meetelenamarchetti.com and I to your dinner plans is always a good idea.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 03/07/2026
Eating fresh cut mango from my bed watching a late night lighting storm out my window in the dark is my kind of peaceful.
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 03/07/2026
I was today years old when I found out Wayfair is not just an e-commerce store, but has a massive IKEA-like brick-and-mortar location and it's in my city. I'm beyond curious...
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Lennon Wren 🍋 Chicago & FMTY @lennonwren.com · 01/07/2026
My high risk tolerance has less to do with investing and more to do with wearing white pants to an Italian restaurant.
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