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Marie (She/Her)

@lemonyhead.bsky.social
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37, 👋🏻🍑 bottom, constantly seeking tacos and spanking; thatgirlmarie on FetLife. lemonyhead on 🐥 Scotland This is an 18+ NSFW account bc I post about spanking but also about: life, parenting, & the Mets. notaspankingblog.net Cover photo is “Flaming June”

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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 7h
Number 5 is up. I’m too in my head today. Is writing like this abstruse? Obnoxious? notaspankingblog.net/2026/10/05/t...
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Tiny Spanking Story 2026 #5
I’m leaning into the creative energy that is flowing, so, another little vignette. Hopefully these words draw a picture for you or at least the outline of one. o0o why is it that a spanking can equ…
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A wee poem for day 4. notaspankingblog.net/2026/10/04/t...
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Tiny Spanking Story 2026 #4
How about a poem for today? o0o What if you just smacked me, right here in the garden where the mourning doves could see? o0o Imagine your bottom smacking being witnessed by the birds? -M
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So #2 was based on real play but #tinyspankingstory #3 was inspired by a real situation I witnessed last weekend where a harbor master very thoroughly and publicly scolded some hooligans on the marina 🙈 notaspankingblog.net/2026/10/03/t...
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Tiny Spanking Story 2026 #3
A little peak. Inspired by witnessed events! o0o The harbor master blew his whistle and shouted. He had been on the other side of the harbor near the life boat station when he saw the group of trou…
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And Tiny Spanking Story 2026 #2 is live! notaspankingblog.net/2026/10/02/t...
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Tiny Spanking Story 2026 #2
The first few days will undoubtedly be harder and it’ll get easier, but so far, the creative juices aren’t exactly flowing. Hopefully this little write up brings a smile to your face. I…
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can you lot believe I got spanked today even tho I wore the cutest panties ever? Truly shocking.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not the most groundbreaking, but we’ve started the daily October #tinyspankingstory challenge off with a slight re-write and reshare of my Harrods clothes brush thought… notaspankingblog.net/2026/10/01/t...
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Tiny Spanking Story 2026 #1
It’s October 1st! I am going to attempt to bring my challenge back to life from last year and write a short story, poem, vignette, etc every day. We’ll start with a slightly formalized vignette ver…
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally, a life update! notaspankingblog.net/2026/09/28/o...
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On the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond
I actually haven’t been to Loch Lomond yet, on this trip, but it’s on the list! Hello, hello! I am SLACKING. I owe y’all June, July, and August book round ups (confession: I don&#…
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only thing worse than losing your own parent, is losing your best friends parent who was like a second one to you. It’s been a rough day. Being an ocean away instead of a 2 hour drive, is hard. I want to *be* there.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a cold, I had an absolute shit night of sleep, I had more dreams about those absolutely garbage people, and I woke up ready to fight 😤
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Daddy took off his belt 🙈
A white woman in a green tshirt, maroon panties at her thighs, jeans around her ankles, bent over a brown leather sofa with her red spanked bottom in the air.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When adults act like this “in public” I am always astounded 🤪
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It was so good and finally gravy that was properly flavorful and not sweet!!!
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have finally found the best Sunday roast since we got here 🤤
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You did the thing! Yay!
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes the TV shows and songs worked a lot but I do understand a desire to keep screen time limited and some other things for L.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What’s really ideal is jumping on any readiness or desire she does show. Constantly talk about it, read books, etc.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No bc their ability to understand natural consequences and be reasoned with, does improve !
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s so true. Every friend of mine who pushed it really hard too early has a kid with bathroom control issues and it’s a pain even now and our kids are 7
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Oura Ring tells me I am most relaxed/restored when being spanked 😂🙈
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Before & after. The silver banner weighed 4g! Still a hefty beast at 150g! Lots of other things special about this brush.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think I can just say they all hurt a lot 😌😌😌
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
These are very common shapes & sizes - I believe it’s these two. Leftmost is 118g and right of it is 121g! I have a lot of oval ones at the moment!
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There’s an IG account that has great tips for teaching this age range how to solo play! Genuinely good account, not one that’ll make you feel like shit. It’s called “Busy Toddler”
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don’t know but I only have one which is a downside of one, I’ve been told 🥴
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I may be missing Oasis, but I did get to galavant around Newcastle today with a kink friend so there’s that!
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another before and after - this one was some true restoration work 🥴
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cc: @misscreant84.bsky.social
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The glow up 😍
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This one is 144g so it’s on the heavier side for sure! :) I have another one that’s more of an oval, that’s 153g - here they are side by side. I think if you like the more rounded shape, the A one will be fine and the weight should be good, and the A will be gone once cleaning is done.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tho out of curiosity - is the A important to you? Would you want to hold out for one where the silver hallmark can safely remain intact or would you rather a plainer large sized one?
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I won’t know until I clean it properly. I’ll photograph and all before you commit :) I know you’re wanting a larger one, there are a few others of similar size.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The A had to come off, though. Just making sure you understand that!
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The A? I had to remove the hallmark because it was missing a nail.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It won’t always be like this 🫂 At least it was the grown up toy cupboard.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So many ebony brushes to restore and make appropriate for spanking naughty bottoms 🤭
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I want bruises.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Actually prefer the spanking first and then going for tacos as aftercare!!
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly 😭
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m no longer accepting people behaving hurtfully towards me and then pretending it didn’t happen.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Feel like naughty teenagers - in laws went for a walk and daddy put me over his knee for a quick bottom warming then took the opportunity to test out the leather sofas 🤭
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Exactly 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They’re mad that I’m buying them all up when some people spend HOURS trying to find one and isn’t that unfair???
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I didn’t get the alert bc my phone region is still set to the U.S. and my UK number is apparently useless 🤣
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Girl England is so dry, that’s scary 🤪
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Someone is whining on my Fetlife about me buying up ebony hairbrushes, restoring them, and reselling them 🙄🙄🙄 I regularly send links directly to people to buy them, but not to whiney assholes.
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know that *now* 🙄 very acutely!!
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s our Orange Socks rule!
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean, I don’t have anyone else giving me rules at the moment 🤣 But, you know, new country, new time zone. How was I to know? I can confidently say, lesson learned. Until next week maybe 🤭
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It was not 😭 How was I supposed to know asking permission to touch myself was an internationally recognized rule?! 🙈
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Marie (She/Her) @lemonyhead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yesterday I got a good girl spanking (photo 1) and then I got a not such a good girl spanking (photo 2) and I am *sore* today 🙈
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