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PSA: There's a reason they warn you not to use shiatsu massagers on your neck. To me, it felt good, relieving tension....and then my carotid artery dissected & the piece traveled upstairs. Hemorrhage! This was 4/23/24. I'm OK. Still, I do moronic things.

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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 23h
I once offered to p*ss on someone’s jellyfish sting, may I call myself a doctor AND a Baywatch lifeguard?
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wish he’d sound like Harpo Marx.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Before shooting this scene, Don Ameche preemptively apologized to everyone on the set because his character was about to crassly yell out the "F" word.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Seems like Ricky would be a good chum.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Back in the day, whenever Howard Stern would talk about "gay" things, Fred Norris would play some sound from a gay porno featuring an orgy of men going "ahhh, yeah", "uuuhhhhhh", "sweeeeeeet". That's what I think about when Trump rapturously talks about other men's physical features.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And he has an aerodynamic advantage with all that Brylcreem in his hair.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Protecting cornhuskers from the flotilla of homosexual party boats cruising down the Platte.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ketchup on hot dogs.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fond memories for games of chicken with two Yugos barrelling towards each other. Seriously, Tito communism was different from The spicier variety preferred by Stalin and Mao.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The son was paying homage to Lyndon Baines Johnson.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, man, Skip Bayless is gonna be so insufferable.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The ghosts of Buddy Hackett, Shari Lewis, and Bill Bixby have rated his performance a 6, 8, and 10, respectively.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lifted from the Pete Carroll playbook.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On the set of "Driving Miss Daisy", Jessica Tandy would only refer to him as "Doctor Detroit" and went on and on about how Howard Hesseman sold this best pot in all of Hollywood.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's the "funny" thing about him. He talks about how hard he worked to get to where he is. he called into KROQ & told Jimmy Kimmel he'd give him boxing lessons and Jimmy took a shine to him. No prep ever for Loveline. Get in right at 10PM and wing it. (*sigh* actually liked him at 1 time)
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Actually, our ancestors coated themselves with baby oil in conjunction with smoking Virginia Slims and drinking cans of Tab when they were out in the sun.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was working for a production company in ‘09 & a pitch had been greenlit by Discovery (show was about the coolness of heavy machinery). But the show needed a host. Carolla had just lost his AM radio gig, so the producers suggested to a Discovery exec, “How about Carolla?” Her response? “NEVER!”
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You're my Ditka, my Ditka, my Ditka....
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Beady-eyed f***face on beady-eyed f***face violence.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Otm Shank
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Not to be discriminatory, but let us white people be the ones marauding the sportsbooks to chop the betting kiosks to pieces - security would like just taze us. If the axe wielders have a darker hue, the response will likely be lethal.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
NBA legends who were drafted #1 overall by one team but would play for the Sixers towards the end of their careers. Fred Hetzel and Lebron James
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
LOL, I was just reading about the brief history of the Seattle Pilots. (Fun fact, this franchise was rushed into existence, before Seattle had the infrastructure to support a MLB franchise because Missouri senator Stuart Symington was livid about the A's departure from KC and...(crap, out of space)
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Your periodic reminder that 97-99% of white men in all the major sports leagues (that is, the coaches and players - maybe front office, it's 87-89%) are MAGA or sympathetic to MAGA. I wish I was exaggerating - but how many have been antagonistic to MAGA outside of Coach Pop & Coach Kerr?
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
IIRC, that’s the scene where a whoopee cushion was dropped in the dancer’s tights & it went phphph when he jumped. That was the only scene that made me truly laugh. I just went into the movie with high hopes because the pedigree behind it (Proft, ZAZ)-I think that’s why it sticks out years later.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Here's an obscure one. I was a teened ager so I should have loved it.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
JFC, we're dealing with this MFer because 1 year of having Jason Campbell, Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown & Carlos Rogers led to a 13-0 Auburn team & he's huffed on the fumes of that flash in the pan season ever since. Otherwise, he was a mediocre 7-4, 8-3 coach despite all the 5⭐ talent he had.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think this may be from 8/17/90, 15 days after Iraq invaded Kuwait. Anyway, Trump is incapable of making an "honest" $. Obvs. Example of many: The main reason he was able to conduct operations & expand in the 2000s was Deutsche Bank loans guaranteed by Russian mobsters who laundered $ via Trump.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He's a couple of years older than Luke Appling, so...
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75-year-old Appling homers in Old Timers Game
YouTube video by MLB
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My hot taek: Mondale's politically disastrous, tone-deaf 1984 campaign cursed us with McConnell in the Senate. McConnell defeated the Democratic incumbent Walter Dee Huddleston by 5K votes. Reagan won KY by 20 points, which was gave McConnell just enough of a coattail to latch onto & get the W.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have a feeling the cuck chair at the Schiphol Motel 6 is known as the Rutte.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh, come on, with all the comparisons of Argentina/Egypt to Atlanta Falcons/New England Patriots. Argentina/Egypt is more like Buffalo Bills/Houston Oilers where an inferior team squandered a big, seemingly insurmountable lead in a playoff game, not the ultimate championship game.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Check the Barrasso office's Amazon account to see if there was a Ouija board purchase in the last 24 hours.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh, come on. Not like 20-25 more pitches were going to result in Tommy John surgery or a Dravecky-like on-field injury. But, that's just the way the game is today.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Learn to clean chamber pots.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Turns out Donald Trump was actually talking to Edmund Morris.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
JFC, Gen X - Collins' best demo - but not surprising as they're the beneficiaries of the biggest wealth transfer in history (via the estates of their boomer/silent gen parents). I'm sure Platner and his crew are going to work tirelessly to get out the 18-29 vote which is his best demo.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm gonna go with the Bills, Sabres, and Los Angeles Clippers, who were originally known as the Buffalo Braves, before moving to Los Angeles, with a brief layover in San Diego that included the name change.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The page on Polymarket for the Democratic presidential nominee in 2028 has crashed or it's been taken down as, I'm assuming, people rush to make their bets on Ossoff. Before it crashed it was about 10 cents or bet 100 to win 1000. He'll be ahead of Newsom, who was at 20 cents, soon.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Don't do it, ffolkes! It's a trap!
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Kash Patel has ordered his FBI to bring in this appropriately-named DC Universe villain for questioning.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Imagine losing your citizenship because you went to a Yankees game, took a few iPhone videos of the action & showed some friends when it’s verboten to rebroadcast, reproduce, or make any other use of the pictures & accounts of a game without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oh, great, now Iran is going to spend the next couple of decades trying to assert its right to annex Alsace-Lorraine.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
These closet cases must think their openly questioning the “manliness” of other men is some kind of psychological Ozempic that curbs their insatiable lust for cock.
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
To quote Thomas Jefferson: "...The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the diarrhea of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
He's dreaming of all the massive c*cks in the Knicks locker room. "Hey, is that Knick legend Nate Robinson walking in front of Karl Anthony-Towns?"
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LemonSky in L.A. @lemonsky.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
But he's procured a ticket aboard the right-wing media gravy train. And that was his ultimate goal. So, for the next 4 years, every time a turd is seen on the Walk of Fame, Fox News will send a crew to cover it from every angle & Pratt will be there to blame Bass or Raman for letting it happen.
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