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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 20h
Sweeping declaration: if your science info video tells me "according to XYZ, ABC sHoUlDnT eXiSt" in the first minute, I'm clicking off and shunning your channel forever.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 23h
4yo seeing a Halloween cauldron: "Look! A witch's pot! It's what witches use for their soup."
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made a handy map for the future.
A map of the US but everything just says "America"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guys, I saw one in person today.
An old, beige e-machine case with a sticker on the front saying it is "never obsolete."
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My friends will think nothing of dropping $1200 on a Macbook so they can use GoogleDocs and scroll social media. But I, an intellectual, have only spent 20 years learning the ins and outs of Linux, distro hopping and shell scripting, so I can use GoogleDocs and scroll social media.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 14/09/2026
Inspired by the 11th card of the tarot, Justice, this braille sticker symbolizes the importance of working towards a future that uplifts everyone. shop.eff.org/products/la...
Tactile graphic sticker depicts figure of Lady Justice with fiery hair and flowing garment below armor, holding a sword and scales, with braille reading ‘Justice’ in white, and ‘EFF’ in red. The figure’s body, legs, arms, hair, and objects are raised, showing the outlines tactually so you can show off and feel the design.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/09/2026
Congrats team USA for winning the GOLD in the FIBA World Cup!
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Another of the series came in the mail today! Dammit.
A bookshelf. There are 5 of the 6 books in LeGuin's Earthsea series. One of them is short because it's from a different printing.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My father in law believes he can aim his pee perfectly through the toilet seat. In fact.... he cannot.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After much mucking about in BIOS settings and chrooting in boot sectors, I gave up and just did the installation again. Then it worked. But why? I dunno but I guess I learned some stuff along the way and I have a working Slackware install.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Been having terrible luck with computers lately. I thought my hard drive was crashing but then my mobo died. Plugged the hard drive into a new machine and got going again. Turns out the hard drive was indeed crashing. It crashed. Now I'm putting Slackware fresh into a different drive.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Congratulations to Aryna Sabalenka for finding so many infinity stones.
A picture of Sabalenka at the US Open wearing a jewel and gold necklace
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dear [every fucking app apparently], please keep the confirmation popup from appearing DIRECTLY OVER THE NAVIGATION BUTTONS. I don't need to contemplate the accomplishment for 5 seconds while the box slowly fades.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Alright people, all I want is a music player with speakers and a USB or sd card input. Not a Bluetooth speaker, not a rEtRo Cd PlAyEr with an aux input, not a USB player input/player with just a line-out...... Like a boombox that takes physical inputs. Surely this must exist!
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Opening a pack of chicken, the liquid squirted directly into my eye. Chat what do I do
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
O morning tummy, wherefore grumblest thou? "A donut? After midnight? What the fuck?"
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
But how the hell am I to go to bed, When I've got Andor _almost_ fully binged? For only one installment now remains.
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Red Llama @redllamagames.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Quick peek at my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. I’ve been improving the spawning system to make it more coherent with the rest of the game. ➡️ Wishlist 'Crimson Rest' on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3993140 #darkfantasy #indiedev #gamedev #psx #godot
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My phone has this cool new feature where it doesn't do things it used to be able to do, because those things now require AI.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That's weird because it FUCKING WORKED FOR YEARS UNTIL TODAY GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't know what magic sauce I got today but damn. hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 31 912 pts · PERFECT 💯 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 29 708 pts · PERFECT 💯 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 28/07/2026
Just checking, are you hating AI enough? "AI Companies Are Buying Antique Books, Ingesting Their Contents to Train Models, and Then Destroying Them at Incredible Scale" futurism.com/artificial-i... #SarahConnorLeadTheWay
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AI Companies Are Buying Antique Books, Ingesting Their Contents to Train Models, and Then Destroying Them at Incredible Scale, Even If Almost No Copies Remain
AI companies are quietly obtaining rare books, ingesting their contents, and then destroying them -- even if they're exceedingly rare.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
But who will photocopy the photocopiers?
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 26 678 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 2-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
hankgreen.com
Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Wah @robotpirateninja.com · 24/07/2026
Source: YouTube share.google/9mYTKKceyWd1... Authenticity vs Accessibility, always tough with global history.
share.google
Emily Wilson recites the opening of the Odyssey in ancient Greek
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
New personal high score!
A score screen from the game SMUSH. The score is 848.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
How long should it take to melt chocolate in a double boiler because damn
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The local mall isn't entirely closed, but this is some backrooms level liminal shit right here.
A sad play place in front of a closed Sears in a dying shopping mall.
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Jon Hawke @archaeohawke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This small blue perfume flask from Jericho, in ancient Canaan, dates back to 1650–1550 BCE. Cosmetics and toiletries were highly valued in many ancient societies, with both men and women wearing eye make-up and using perfume, and even using various forms of hair dye. #ancient #artwork
The city of Jericho derives its name from the Canaanite word 'reah', meaning fragrant. The shape and decorative glazing of this  flask reflect the influence of ancient Egypt on Canaan, who by this period (the Late Bronze Age) enjoyed a thriving trade with their Mediterranean neighbours.

💙 Cosmetic-jar, 1650–1550 BCE. AN1955.538 Ashmolean Museum
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
New reading goal: depth rather than breadth. Death of Vergil intrigued me immediately so I decided to back up and re-read The Aeneid first. Very excited about this new (2019) translation.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Spent an unconscionable amount of time in the planning for this one.
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Patrick Favrel @patleon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#StreetArt by #wedo_goas #Calais.. #France
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Note to self: next time use fresh lime juice for the ceviche.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just recording this for posterity: my 3yo today sang about the "itchy, bitchy spider." Perhaps the classic is due for a rewrite.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I've had plenty of years now to get over the anxiety of sharing my stories and poems. Not getting any younger so here goes. This is a short horror story about a secret restaurant. open.substack.com/pub/ususadam...
Story preview text for Chez Tantalus: “An eccentric, French-inspired restaurant. A modern-day speakeasy. The most exclusive establishment you’ve never heard of.” Thus ran the often repeated (but never written) description
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well alright, I started a Substack. You're welcome, or (more likely) my apologies in advance. substack.com/@ususadamo51...
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The Cold Chisel
I had found myself alone one Saturday in August with little to do, and so decided to browse the local hardware store for a few necessities, the like of which I’ve forgotten by now.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Think I'm getting the hang of this game!
Screenshot of a SMUSH game breakdown: 776 points.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The two ICE agents who murdered a civilian in Biddeford, Maine today. Let's make them famous.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It takes between 13 and 37 clicks (inconsistent) to change the volume on my Sonos Ray by 2% (not 1%. You can only change it by 1% in the app.) WHAT THE FUCK
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just wrapped up the 3rd round of edits on my little Latin textbook. Feels good.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building antenna. They are holding a banner that reads: “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace”
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Having to change my password for one account to be shorter so it will fit into the poorly designed password box of another linked account.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Dear app popups that cover navigation buttons in their own app, Fuck off.
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cardboard bookshelf is complete! It's not exactly straight but I think it'll do.
A simple bookshelf made from cardboard and Trader Joe's bags.
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Penney Esq. FBPE. Easygoing, but I mind more as I get older @iidomind.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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lemonpotpie.bsky.social @lemonpotpie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Okay, I'm digging this 4×3 game.
Score recap graphic from Internet game.
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