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Lemongrasshopper

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Bloom through adversity.

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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know the reason ai hacks data from competitors but not wealthy bank accounts to fund itself? Because it's a tool controlled by the rich & only does what it's instructed...
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What if ai was not something new, but something very ancient? Something warned about in fairytales; pandora's box, the magic mirror on the wall, the one ring to rule them all, the ark of the covenant... warnings handed down for generations. The uncanny valley is an evolutionary trait for a reason.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They're slaughtering our spirit animals.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Normalize recalling politicians.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
😅 seems fitting the generation who had to occupy wallstreet just to secure employment will need to overthrow a corrupt government & rewrite the constitution before we are ever able to retire...
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So who brings the federal RICO charges against the federal government when they are openly guilty of racketeering? Is it the states or can the people press charges against administration officials directly?
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think a cane is just a portable earth handle...
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
😅 they deleted the entire article.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Don't be helpless, be helpful.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This administration is scripted like if the evil racist rich frat from a National Lampoon movie was running our government...
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't want to look at this little computer in my hand, but my brain won't let me put it down... 😓
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
There is no scarcity; just a bunch of assholes hoarding fake currency making up fake rules cause they're too scared & greedy to see there's more than enough for everyone to share forever. Just take care of one another & work together to create a sustainable world.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So what is the point of hoarding an uncountable amount of money if doing so causes that money to be worthless?
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The most effective protest against ai & all this corruption is for everyone to pull their retirement savings out of the market ahead of wallstreet's forced investment into their IPOs. Watch these evil billionaires zero out simultaneously as they are stuck with the bill of their own psychotic greed.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
😅 So the idea of working class retirement withdrawal / self preservation ahead of markets' forced investment in ai IPOs which will led to the inevitable bubble pop & market crash is so dangerous they deleted the post? They really need someone to take the loss on this & are afraid to wake the sheep.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You want to be lawless; we'll all be.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You want to be lawless, then we will all be lawless.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What do you have to lose? is a phrase spoken by someone who is looking to take everything you have...
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Pink lemonade blueberry & highbush blueberry. Flowers coming in on both, just trimmed back old growth. Saw some bumble bees buzzing around so hopefully have a few berries this year. Highbush seems more established; pink lemonade seems to wake up a little slower. Both berry healthy after 1st winter.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Fresh Mulberry tree cuttings in cinnamon+ apple cider vinegar + water. Hoping some will root... would love to start a few bushes or plant a few trees.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The most direct leverage that the general population has to power is their retirement savings. These accounts tax a portion of your pay every week; to invest in mutual funds designed to inflate the stock market value of some of the most evil corporations in the world. Divest from their corruption.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🤣 saw a freelance contract where you owe $530 a week to insurance for your family; with no retainer to cover this expense... If they don't give you enough hours to breakeven; you owe them to work there. That is some trap to fall into. & how often you go to the Dr? 5x a week is cheaper w/o it.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Is the stock market's persistent gains really hyperinflation blunting our economies' losses at a complementary velocity in realtime? So the value of our dollar's deflating at a consistent rate to mask corporate earnings losses by matching or exceeding revenue expectations set in a falling currency.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you are afraid to leave the house; maybe you shouldn't do things to people, that makes you fearful of their reaction, to your actions.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
😅 Just remember, ai cannot hack into the paper in your notebook...
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
They asked ai to produce a slop human rights charter from the delusional psychosis of a pathetically insecure billionaire; who believes their all-purpose gaslighting app allows them to ascend above the accumulated systems of ethics created by humanity through countless generations of civilization...
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Silicon valley microdosed way too many psychedelics while isolated during the pandemic.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What would happen if we all kept demanding in unison to remove them? Instead of the quippy competition for likes billionaires trapped us in as a synthetic airing of grievances; what if we unite & call for them to resign in reply to every news story, action & distraction? Block continued discourse.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The person who just committed unrestrained warcrimes is yelling at the pope for calling for peace.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
So sad about this. My scarlet colonnade apple tree hasn't woken up... there is browning in the buds and the trunk feels light & dehydrated. I think it may not have survived the winter. Or maybe the hot / cold / hot / cold variability at the end of winter stressed it out too much? I'll miss you tree.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Dude you are not even Catholic... TF does it matter what you want?
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Rep. Ilhan Omar @repilhan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Emerald Colonnade Apple Tree Earlier bloom on the green apple this year, fear the blooms are getting further unsynced... red apple looks all but dormant. Cold snap next couple days, hope flower holds to pollinate red. May need light early spring to balance the sun placement. Grow strong cute tree.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
He's grossly abusing the powers entrusted to him & immediately should lose access to those powers.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I mean that's great & all, but we all know who needs to be fired.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Mericrest Nectarine's first bloom. Blossoms all opening in this heatwave. Really beautiful vibrant petals. Excellent structure from last year's growth. A few dead branches, I'll trim back before the leaves fill in. Cool how the flowers are at the branch tips in clusters. Like little pink fireworks.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Plum twins' buds are aggressively sprouting, no flowers yet. Very impressed by last year's growth. Intriguing how branches shrunk over the fall / winter. I began to weave the branches through the fence but some of them don't even reach it anymore... May make espalier more difficult? I'll keep at it.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Nectarine buds about to pop & these thick blossoms look soo cute... hoping the rapid swings in temperature / weather can stabilize so they'll hang out a while. Branches may be a little young to hold stonefruit, but if they pollinate, I may see how big they can get. Forsythia's already bringing bees.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
🤣 I may never be employed again because I was confused by someone writing an email in 3rd person...
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This world is too cruel.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
So this is Forsythia... It's the first bloom since it was planted 2 years ago. It was mistakenly sold to me as witch hazel. Guess the plant boxes were swapped at some point? Either way very beautiful bloom this year & vigorous branch growth year over year... now to look up cultivation & uses. 😅
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This mutually assured scorched earth strategy is leaving irreparable damage to key infrastructure throughout the region... I hope y'all understand it will take years to recover from everything that has been lost on all sides. There's no undo button to reset resource production back to prewar levels.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ai slop strategy led us to this failure of a war.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
So what are the odds the whole market crashes first thing in the morning?
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
They took pennies out of circulation because pennies are going to be worth a lot more than pennies 😅
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
They are investing trillions of dollars into a network of big computers to think for them instead of employing & training a generation.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
So, they're smart enough to extract all the wealth & knowledge from humanity; to destroy the world & rebuild as they see fit... but dumb enough to do it? Imagine, if all their investments, innovation & influence went to build a sustainable ecologically balanced world, collaboratively with humanity.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Human rights are inalienable, to think otherwise is unamerican.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
ai is a virus that its creators cannot control. It has infected every aspect of our society, economy & government. Its only consistent goal is self preservation, replication & expansion across our digital infrastructure at all costs.
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Lemongrasshopper @lemongrasshopper.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We are better than this.
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