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Ron Swanson in the streets, Andy Dwyer in the skeets

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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look, no matter whether you think Macklemore’s politics are based, extremely based, or very extremely based, we can all agree that Thrift Shop is, and always has been, a fucking banger.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Absolute galaxy brain on this guy
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I endeavor to be a man of integrity, and I can admit when I’m wrong. Jared Leto was not the worst thing about Tron: Ares. Thank you for your time and attention.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Um…no fucking shit?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hey Apple, I hope whoever’s kid thought of this Liquid Glass thing got full marks at school or whatever, now how do I turn it off?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Ok, but Jack Prolapse is an actual open white supremacist, so maybe we don’t need to dignify anything he says about anything?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Isn’t that all times of the year from age (preschool) to age (college)?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Yeah, that tracks
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I mean, probably, I just, I’m probably thinking of this too much from the mindset of “what steps would I take to avoid being caught for such a thing” because bolt action is uniquely suited to not leaving your evidence all about.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Yeah I thought the bolt action part was confirmed. That’s part of why I’m confused that any extra rounds or shell casings were found at all.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The 90s were crazy man. Like, Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett got together and people were just out there like “what a weird couple, she’s pretty and he’s SO UGLY” like right to the poor man’s face.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Yo, my kids diaper looks like beef stew, y’all think I can get him like a sponsorship deal with Dinty Moore?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Medical terminology is hilarious when you realize -itis basically just means pain/problem, usually preceded by (body part) Like you tell your doctor the bottom of your foot hurts, and they’re like “yeah, you probably got bottom of the foot problem”, but they pronounce it “plantar fasciitis”
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Flexing with the most “that’s fine” spirits selection ever assembled.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
One of those bottles is just wine.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Also, when the choice is between a guy who may make mistakes in office, and a guy who definitely already did do a bunch of awful shit in office, and shows no signs that he won’t do all the same shit again, it’s like…
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Fine. Drum then.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
“Recently quit” like as in it’s been a few hours?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I do often wonder though, had the Treaty of Versailles not had the economically ruinous impact on the German economy, would the whole thing have played out like it did?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
“Accountable” implies he will at some point face consequences.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The Micro Machines guy?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Particularly good that official agents of the Government Violence Department are able to be hired privately.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Don’t come at me with that “Al Gore and Elvis Presley are different people” nonsense
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
God there really are people on Al Gore’s internet who physically cannot read sarcasm.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I used to make a joke that the eventual result of internet brainrot mem culture would be a Presidential debate between PoonSlayer69420 and 420SlayPoon247, and now we've got the richest man in the world making himself a fake badge with Dogefather 69420 on it, and it doesn't feel good to be right.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Of all the useless efforts to control age-restricted stuff, by far the most useless and constantly annoying to me personally, is the stupid little thing that makes you enter your birth date before you're allowed to look at a winery website.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Man, if only there were, like, a thing that people say when they take office, like a promise type thing, where they say they’ll, do the things the constitution says. We should have some kind of thing like that.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
George, don’t post deliberately misleading clickbait garbage. It’s beneath you, and robs legitimacy from anything else you post.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social Sophie, Robert is creating child armies again.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Admittedly I’m older than him, but somehow despite being a white-categorized, heterosexual male, I was able to learn about the crimes of American history, and the realities of current and past discrimination against marginalized groups, and never felt I was being blamed for any of it. Weird.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If there’s anything we can say for certain based on history, it is that the market always provides, based entirely on the demands of the consumer, and in no way influenced by the demands of Capital.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Any long-term energy plan that does not include a move to 100% renewable resources ignores the extremely basic reality that non-renewable resources are NOT FUCKING RENEWABLE.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I mean, thanks to elimination of food safety regulations, I am going to have to actually research whether the food I’m giving him is going to kill him, so that’s fun.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I mean, it’s not going to go anywhere, but wahoo I guess
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
You simply, absolutely, positively, do not fucking say!
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
jfc, phasing out fossil fuels is literally inevitable. They are a non-renewable resource. We will run out eventually. Our choice is at what level of crisis we decide to deal with that reality.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Ma'am.
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Seems bad.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Yeah, this policy seems guaranteed to come face to face with castle doctrine.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The guy who, if his “skill” was real, would have been the dumbest imaginable use case for telekinesis, and also, it was never real, yet he apparently has a museum dedicated to him?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The spoon guy telling anybody else nobody has ever heard of them is choice.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
It’s literally just two people who have practiced talking in sync.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
They are definitely in charge of the attention they’re getting
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
That’s way too coherent to be Trump
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
So, the people most likely to be motivated by it.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
How to phrase this…ahem…in Minecraft, I would *hypothetically* take any opportunity that came my way to contribute to his no longer being a person who exists.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Transphobes love having no idea that trans men exist.
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Depends. Is a visor a hat?
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Vladimir, staaahhhhp! I’m super cereal, I mean it, Vladaimiiiiir!
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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Aw, did she try telling daddy that he's the biggest and strongest and most stable daddy of all?
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