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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
y'know, the person i heard it from was also mexican, and reading some other comments it sounds like 'latinx' actually came from south america. i wonder if the maybe awkwardness for some latin americans but not others is due to the differing speeds the various dialects are supposedly spoken at?
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
i've heard that when aiming for gender-neutral, they prefer to be called 'latines' over the american-english coined 'latinx' due to the latter being weird/frustrating for actual spanish speakers to try to pronounce? grain of salt though, have only heard this from one spanish speaker so may be wrong.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
no, pal, someone with identical political goals to yours isn't on a different political side just bc y'think they're an asshole. some people are just assholes even when they mean well. humanity's obnoxiously talented in its ability to mix the two. so can we please bitch at the fascist cunts instead
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
can the no true scotsman thing fuck out of leftism pls. tired of the various meanings of every flavor of not-rightwing flipping according to individual interpretation, folks bitching about who counts as what and label this label that ffs will you just knock it off.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
are they aware of how incredibly pathetic they look that they treat *random strangers not wanting to listen to them* as the same thing as having their speech legally restricted? or is it another one of those areas where they're stubbornly mad that not everyone is buying how they try to reframe it
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
the lichen looks like flower patches
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
if we could start whacking capitalism with a rolled up newspaper or something until it stops forcing everyone to pretend that humans are supposed to be diurnal that'd be great like not even the ones awake in the day are properly diurnal. humans are biphasic with no natural uniformity of When.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
do they think the guys with sexually satisfied gfs+wives are liars? because they do exist. they're dudes who listen to their partners input on their sex life and actually put the effort into learning to be good in bed. ffs it is literally just a skill. it's not mysterious or unobtainable.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
their posts that drip like thinking only a few will disagree, but like. dude. no. literally every. single. person on the planet. who has a vagina and is old enough for it to be functional. is going to see stuff like that and know 1, you're wrong 2, whoever told you they can't is clueless or lying.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
hard to even sympathize with the idea many of them just don't know better because the dudes. are getting most their ideas from dudes who are mad that women don't enjoy them. instead of asking, y'know, actual women. who it's about, and who and just as commonplace as men. when the internet exists.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i wonder how few of the dudes loudly insisting women can't orgasm will ever realize that they're just broadcasting to other singles that they're a lousy choice because they're 1. stubbornly disinterested in listening to their partner 2. take personal offense to the idea of learning to hump properly
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
it's a shame police are fucking psychotic, because being falsely imprisoned on the demand to display sexual anatomy would otherwise sound like an excellent reason to call them.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
so they're like if toddlers were pointy and airborne sounds the opposite of fantastic. i am no longer sad to not have any ravens. thank you for that
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
wonder if it's just that whoever wrote it counted the amount of " that the huge bobblehead mask adds to the height of the costume's wearer, but didn't think to adjust her weight to match survival instinct usually says to assume maliciousness before stupidity, but, well. sometimes dumb is just dumb.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
for a few of their other big projects on dismantling terms' actual meanings to replace with excuses to oppress and attack people, see also: woman > 'walking fleshlight', pedophile > 'LGTBQ+', peaceful protester > 'violent antifa', patriotism > 'treason', christian > 'christ-hating genocidal maniac'
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
it is not possible for an illegal immigrant to collect medicaid. however the rightwing are trying very, very hard to re-define terms to get away with heinous BS. one of the many things they want to re-define is "brown person(birthright or legal nationality irrelevant)>illegal immigrant by default".
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
i love how the most annoyed face i've ever seen on a rat is also the most cross-eyed
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
one of the things i love about bluesky is randomly learning unexpectedly from total strangers the names of plants i grew up seeing all over the place that no one in real life ever knew the name of to identify them. so far got hollyhock, wood anemone, deadnettle, chicory, just from stuff like this.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
maybe marriage should just stop being a thing. no more legal discrimination against based on marital status / ability. no more tying healthcare to spousal permission. no more using relationships as an expensive, paperwork-laden trap. borderline owning someone should not be a milestone of 'love'
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
looks like mezzo's opinions on monday mornings are 'no'
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
so majestic
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
i don't think the text is a different marker from the one used, to me it looks like the text is an absence of ink and the black background is the part that was filled in around it
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
well he's running for mayor of new york, so... although it's a nice thought, i don't think we should put too high hopes on him arresting a war criminal for entering alaska
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
but but regular butter is made of carbon the milk it's churned from is made of carbon the cows that make the milk are made of carbon WE ARE MADE OF CARBON these must be the kind of people the dihydrogen monoxide parody was made for
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
i like the mindset of eating invasive species. fewer non-invasives killed because people are already fed. most invasives are our fault anyway. and humans have always been eating things nothing else will. if something is wreaking havoc because it has 'no predators', step up. it's part of our niche.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
pretty sure you're thinking of pufferfish, which are poisonous. lionfish are venomous. if it helps, remember that some people eat venomous rattlesnakes, but no one eats poison dart frogs.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
to be clear, i'm bitching about the ones who are being rude to the family about their choice to leave rather than make *one specific place in the state* terlitable. not trying to be mean to people who are just genuinely curious why unisex bathrooms in general aren't more popular.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
the amount of dumbasses in these comments confused that they didn't just change the bookstore bathrooms to thwart it... when a state bans something state-wide, the ban has effect *everywhere in the state*. she probably does not spend every second of her life in the bookstore. nor should she have to.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
places with unisex bathrooms, even if they also have gendered ones, tend to get screechily accused of being "woke". it's probably because they don't want a solution. they want to be assholes. if you fix the made up problem, that takes away one of the things they can use to shit on people.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
there's a lot of bike lanes here compared to other places, but one thing i've noticed is that they're generally only on one side of the road and rarely two bikes wide does that mean cyclists can only use the lanes to go one way per st?
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
poor thing looks like it ran out of spoons
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
oh no. people who are under attack talk about being under attack. how dare they not hiss away from sight and censor all dialogue about their daily lives to avoid yucking out some random unbombed stranger. oh no! and they acknowledge when people refer to them! the normal human behavior, it burns!
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
are there any modifications that would need to be made to a trebuchet to get it to launch something as big as a dumpster effectively?
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
if cheeky, perhaps megarachne? as a sort of lame pun because they managed to prank the paleontology community and numerous museums into paying for inaccurate exhibits up to 300 million years post-extinction, as they were originally thought to be woodland spiders but were actually sea scorpions
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
y'know, she doth indeed seem to protest too much about the whole trans thing. no one asks, yet she spews it uncontrollably. wethinks maybe a bit of bitter projection there?
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
supposedly hp was rejected by 12 different editors before anyone would publish it. so my guess is that there have probably been many stories of that genre by better people, potentially better writers before her who just couldn't get their work past the stigmas of the time. she didn't invent wizards.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
oh, i once had a rat who would do that. she ruined hoodie-snuggles for years. also knew a horse who would do that, but luckily(for me) she prefered to do it to people with bigger chests. some creatures are like intrusive thoughts given material form.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
it's been so frustrating watching people on the same side sabotage eachother over... things that aren't even resolved by separate means. marginalized groups telling other marginalized groups to die, suffer, etc. so that... no one can thrive because their wellbeing is all connected? i'm so tired.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
we can't stop any genocide without protecting minorities. we can't protect minorities without fixing the systems that allow genocides. the issue is whether it should be legal or normal to abuse people. if the answer isn't a hard no across the board, no buts no exceptions, then it will never end.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i get the disappointing vibe that 'surviving' them probably doesn't mean as in literally in a sort of gladiator battle
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i'm pretty sure i've seen these in OK
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
think of when you see a weirdly specific sign prohibiting an absurd action - You wouldn't even consider doing it anyway. but someone else out there must have needed to be told no. there are people empathy doesn't come naturally to who need to be raised right to be non-problematic, but they aren't.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
filicide statistics might be more for the topic of the range of negative impacts of forcing marriage and parenthood on people even if they don't want them or have the wrong temperament to be allowed near kids? rather than this topic about raising kids to become bad adults
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
even if one is failed by their parents, as an adult they have the choice to continue it or to do better. it's not weird for families with abusive or neglectful grandparents to take them as an example of what not to do as parents themselves. but it requires seeing the way they were raised as wrong.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
i might be getting gibberishy from tireds, sorry. iirc the person who was shitting on rats being able to fart brought their lack of burping into it, got the impression they think burps are a prerequisite to farts? don't feel like unblocking to reread that false correlation is what i think is weird
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
rat owners occasionally end up blowing huge $$$ on vet trips only to find out their critter just has gas, just like cat+dog owners do i find it really weird to think that no burp = no fart because another mammal that doesn't naturally burp is horses, and hoo boy those abso-fucking-lutely do fart
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
pretty sure they don't care about the reality that non-native english speakers know more than them for knowing a second language at all. because you never hear them complain about poor english if the learner is white / has the accent of a predominantly white country's language. it's just racism.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
this is someone who goes up and insults strangers' intelligence unprompted and then complains that they can't have a conversation with 'liberals' without being called names. just flag for misinformation and block. they're not capable of appreciating the scientific community's animal fart database.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
child mortality would have to decrease in order for an increase in birth rate to significantly increase the number of americans. and the right loves starving kids, shooting them en mass, traumatizing them into suicide, exposing them to preventable diseases, far to much for that to happen.
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legumeofdoom.bsky.social @legumeofdoom.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
i think rat people should use gifs of boggling as reactions more often because it would confuse and concern probably anyone who doesn't know what that is
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