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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his)

@legion303.blacksky.app

313 followers 1.1K following 569 posts

無 Looking for remote cybersecurity work: OSINT / threat intel, penetration testing, SOC DEF CON 32 badge musician. Masto: @legion303@infosec.exchange #InfoSec #OSINT #LockSport #Musician #Gamer #Poly #DID #FuckFascists BRB, punching Nazis

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 07/03/2026

The "Jackie Chan holding his hands up to the sides of his head with a look of confusion on his face" meme

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 03/12/2025

Fake Pop Tarts box with a picture of a boot and the "thin blue line" flag. The flavor says "Boot Leather"

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 07/11/2025

A Bluesky "graphic media" label applied by the mod team to a still image from a 1960s British TV show with no graphic content whatsoever

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 06/11/2025

Rover, the mysterious white ball/balloon creature from the British TV show The Prisoner, next to the title character (who is lying unconscious) on a beach

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 31/10/2025

How I look when I post on here

Possum screaming at a computer keyboard

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 07/10/2025

All requests must be written down by hand and loaded onto Pepe the business burro, who will deliver the requests to our database at the peak of the mountain.

You've been unsubscribed from Announcement! It may take up to 10 days to process this request."

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 26/09/2025

(escalator breaks down) Normal people: (shrug and walk up the new stairs) MAGA:

Still from the show Reno 911. Two cops crouch down near man on rollerskates sitting near a tree and crying. His caption reads "I was murdered"

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 15/09/2025

Feedback to LinkedIn upon hibernating my account: "LinkedIn is fucking trash. Your job search has become increasingly unusable due to an overwhelming number of fake job postings and terrible matching on your part, and the masturbatory crop of "thought leaders" is insufferable. I'm hibernating to see whether it impacts me at all, which I suspect it will not, before completely deleting this cancer."

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 03/08/2025

Obligatory classic:

"Bot obituary" from about a decade ago: "Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. A librarian from birth, Brenda was an avid collector of dust. She had a sweet heart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked like bird and Brenda was a bird. She owed us so many poems.

"The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life."

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 18/07/2025

You never forget the basics.

close-up of a hand holding a soldering iron like a pencil. on the metal part

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 10/07/2025

"Brosplaining" meme: guy in "Astros" shirt and sunglasses animatedly talking to a bored-looking woman in a white tank-top. They are surrounded by other people, apparently at a sports venue. The full marketing text from the quoted post has been overlaid in a tiny font, filling the entire frame of the image.

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 06/07/2025

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."

Shirley Manson in "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" (spoilers, I guess)

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 16/06/2025

Every time someone posts something involving very public and easy to find information

"SOURCE!?!" meme: cartoon-style sketch of angry dude with square glasses, red eyes, shouting

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 05/06/2025

"It's happening" meme: Ron Paul with a massive smile, hands raised

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 15/05/2025

Don't roll your new site out to prod, especially when your downtime is measured in days and people can't log in or manage their subscriptions during this time. FFS.

"We are rolling out a new site. We will be fully back online soon!" but in all caps

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 12/05/2025

I wish I still had an eBay account so I could make an offer of ten bucks on this and the $450 one I just saw. On the other hand I can't afford ten bucks either, sooooo

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 10/05/2025

A pancake shaped vaguely like a hand (more like a mitten). The caption says "You ok, babe? You've barely touched your handcake"

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 03/04/2025

"Drunk girl" meme, woman shouting something into the ear of a bored-looking dude in the middle of a crowd

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 21/03/2025

I think a lot of people are hesitant to eat the rich because of the stigma of cannibalism. Consider thinking of them this way instead:

Close-up of package of white chocolate chips. Text says "PREMIER WHITE MORSELS"

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 19/03/2025

Monochrome picture: side-view of man in an armchair, wearing sunglasses, hands gripping the arms of the chair. His tie is stretched out behind him and a lampshade next to the chair is tilted back in the same direction, as if he's in a strong wind. This is a screenshot from an old Memorex commercial.

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 14/03/2025

"You suck, choomer" is a valid Cyberpunk insult.

Chuck Schumer slumped in a chair with his tongue out. Pic credit (AFAIK): @steventdennis.bsky.social

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 28/02/2025

getting less funny and more real by the day

Meme from Arrested Development: "I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?"

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 16/02/2025

A screenshot of the exact same post from a month ago, from @redrum_panda

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 04/02/2025

Knock it the fuck off.

from someone's post: "they'd be VERY popular in prison"

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 31/01/2025

Whenever I see a Trump bumper sticker, this is how I picture the driver:

Ralph Wiggum picking his nose, captioned with "I voted for the Nazi!"

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 23/01/2025

I've muted nytimes.com AND www.nytimes.com, and I'm not sure what else I need to mute on this platform to keep their hot garbage takes from showing up in my feed, but their hot garbage takes are still showing up in my feed.

portion of a link to www.nytimes.com

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 22/01/2025

How's that "I voted for him because he'll make the eggs cheaper" working out for you tools?

Eggland's Best eggs, 18 for $13.59 (75¢ per egg)

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 19/01/2025

Wake up babe, winter just dropped.

0ºF (high of 20, low of 0)
Sun, January 19
Denver

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 18/12/2024

Life's too short to read garbage posts from garbage accounts.

Blocked list, showing the "jenova.ai" account blocked

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Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 12/12/2024

This you?

Scott (VA) Democratic VA YEA

Steve "looking for work" Pordon (he/him/his) @legion303.blacksky.app · 03/12/2024

"Officer down" meme, smiley-face star surrounded by balloons, party cracker, and thumbs-up emojis

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