Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026#FlirtedWith that one person who liked my glasses even tho I reply with I’m not afraid they’re not for sale cuz they are for me and me only. 062
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026#FlirtedWith winking both of my eyes together and thinking that will get someone’s attention 094
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026#FilrtedWith sending a risky spicy text and then doing the fuck if we ball move and having to push send 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026#FilrtedWith the crush and then they flirt with you back which makes you all blushy 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026#WhenIGotCaught I just know it can’t be that bad unlike the time two old white people got caught being together at a Coldplay concert. 141
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026#ZombieDayJobs Mascot of any sports team they’ll fit right in being a blood thirsty type of bearstatic.klipy.comZombie RunALT: Zombie Run 021
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#OktoberfestLines Is that a Schnitzel in your pants or are you just happy to see me. 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026#MyBestAdvice is before you try to fix someone’s else vibe make sure you’re not killing your own in the process. Protect your own energy first 011
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026#MyBestAdvice sometimes in life you got to stay in your own lane and focus on things that can make you happy in life and make you flourish like Dragonite in a lake 041
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026#MyBestAdvice usually follows after having your first sip of your morning coffee. 063
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026#MyBestAdvice is you can’t take advice from someone you wouldn’t want to take criticism from 041
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when I keep hearing it’s spooky season by the most annoying people who suddenly make it their whole personality. #MyDescentIntoMadness 041
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know those men who did that horrible thing to that woman at that university don’t deserve to call themselves men there poor fucking excuses of men and I hope each and every one of those fucking piles of shit get everything coming to them No means NO #BelieveWomen 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pennywise will either make you laugh a lot or make you scared when he hands you a red balloon as he lures you into he’s sewer calling you Georgie. #IfIDatedAHorrorCharacter 011
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026#HaikusAboutFall Pumpkin spice Is nice But full of Sugary licestatic.klipy.comPumpkin Spice Princess PSLALT: Pumpkin Spice Princess PSL 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#YouDeserveAHighFiveWhen you bring your own bag to the grocery store and feel very Eco-friendly 021
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#DoNotCare about Hocus Pocus or Halloweentown if it isn’t scary for me to watch them I’m not watching it cuz it’s just corny and not funny to me plus rhere both overrated 032
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#DoNotCare about pumpkin spice lattes it’s just a bunch of burnt candle wax mixed together in a sugary slop 031
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#DoNotCare about drama or small talk from anyone when I’m just like a Dragonite unbothered happy in my lane and flourishing. 041
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#DoNotCare about what colour something changes to still going to be the same old same old crap with a different type of colour to it. 042
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When Halloween is the time to shine for kitty cats everywhere that are cute black voids #WhenTheMutationBegins 020
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Drop some NUMBERSstatic.klipy.comGetting Cozy in BedALT: Getting Cozy in Bed 010
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you get all giddy knowing you have a new weighted blanket that you love to cuddle in with #WhatBeingAnAdultIsLike 020
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Because gas prices are too expensive and you need a new way to get around town on #NewReasonsToRideABike 030
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Red pill Kool aid with a dash of Ozempic #NewFlavorsForJellyRolls 001
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#WhatNow Every dog suddenly becomes obsessed with pumpkins on there head cuz they love their Pupkin spice lattes 041
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#WhatNow you suddenly all are about Halloween and putting pumpkins on your head at midnight on Oct 1st. 052
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#WhatNow those who think playing Wonderwall will excite someone when everyone trying to keep them from playing that on loop 051
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#WhatNow those who never watched a Attack on Titan and realize they wouldn’t even know what it is and neither do I 052
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That any food truck you would want will be free of any food you would want and you don’t have to pay for it on national free food from a food truck day #MyOasisWouldBe 021
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We put a ban on Artist who use Ai and start making Art by hand instead of pushing a button on ChatGPT to make some slop we try to be proud of #MyOasisWouldBe 052
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#ANiceCollection of teeth the tooth fairy has stacked on top of one another while he can sleep on after a long day of stealing tooth from peoples children all day 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@helenmaryme.bsky.social Hi Helen It’s me Justin Kage who goes by Swissmistress on Twitter passed sway recently and there going to have a hashtag game in her honour. 210
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Remember to look up sometimes at the fluffy marshmallows ☁️ 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The mighty ducks was my favourite movie growing up because it made me love the game of hockey and be a fan of that sport. #FavouriteFilmsGrowingUp 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026that certain lettuce gives people explosive diarrhea and you know that Taco Bell is going to get a lot of people to shed off their weight away #WasACompleteDisaster 010
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026#HowIFindPeace talking about Pokemon and sharing what I love about it or even those type of Pokemon I find cool to share a fact about. Since it’s my special interest. 032
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026#HowIFindPeace by having that first sip of coffee in the morning cuz it gets me on a good path of my day. 041
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026#HowIFindPeace by either listening to the rain fall outside my window or having my own ASMR listening to it. 033
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026#WhenBabysitting it’s good to keep them busy with the fun activity’s you do like put them in a crockpot 000
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You make yourself some coffee but just put some Jameson in your coffee #MyDailyRoutineButDrunk 032
Justin @legend0fmew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How it feels to not know a single thing about fantasy football 000