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Iain AF Fleming 🐧

@legalweasel.uk
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Computer scientist (compilers & networks), lawyer, urban geographer, bassist, and beer drinker. Francophile/phone. Quoad ultra denied [Clackmannan, Scotland]

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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 19/10/2026
MAGA people holding banner with a picture of Trump, and legend "REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS"
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 18/10/2026
I miss all my cats, especially the last, smallest, who sweetly slept at my feet.
An old non-descript brown tabby cat, with a baggy belly, sleeping in a cottage armchair.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 17/10/2026
They also laid out their endgame - absolute freedom for the mega wealthy.
EThe Sovereign Individual: How to Survive and Thrive During the Collapse of the Welfare State is a 1997[a] non-fiction book by William Rees-Mogg and James Dale Davidson,
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 17/10/2026
It was the same in Glasgow.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 17/10/2026
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 17/10/2026
Yet, if the "big scary black people t" choose to arm themselves...
Armed Black Panthers
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 17/10/2026
Graspy Don
U.S. President Donald Trump takes a medal as he is awarded the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize by FIFA President Gianni Infantino
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 13/10/2026
Anti-nazi league button badge
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 13/10/2026
Will we see a new electric Mehari version?
A Citroen Mehari rag-top in beige
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 13/10/2026
Ford Transit
Harrison Ford running alongside a subway train
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 12/10/2026
Of course, Nigel, nothing to do wwih Russia.
A screencap of Nigel Farage MEP on Russia Today TV
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 12/10/2026
Somehow, Scotland has managed to not descend into anarchy when animals (and significant Scottish women) were put on on RBS bank notes.
Reverse of a Royal Bank of Scotland ten pound note, showing two frolicking otters.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 02/10/2026
A black long-nosed dog - a lurcher - lying on a grey fleece blanket in the open hatchback of a cer
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing in or next to a car.
A famous photo taken in 1940s Bronzeville features five young African-American men, wearing suits and holding hats, siting on the front of a stylish car
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 28/09/2026
Hi! I'm Iain, and I'm a wirehead - I take pictures of utility cabinets!
This inside of an over-complicated domestic three-phase electrical install
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 28/09/2026
The most perfect dog in the world!
A black greyhound/GSD cross, with a red collar, sitting at the edge of a recently harvested barley field, with her right paw slightly raised.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 18/09/2026
We’ve held a village referendum.
Summerisle May Queen celebration
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 15/09/2026
A large black dog, a greyhound/collie/GSD cross lurcher, wearing a rad collar, sitting on grass at the edge of a mown field with one paw slightly raised.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 14/09/2026
YOU MAY CHOSE FROM THE WIDE VARIETY OF APPROVED HAIR STYLES.
A wall panel illustrating all the fifteen North Korean government-approved hairstyles for men.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 11/09/2026
Probably not.
1975. Unknown, derived from British criminal slang. Several origins have been proposed; possibly derived from dialectal nonce, nonse (“stupid, worthless individual”) (but this cannot be shown to predate nonce "child-molester" and is likely a toned-down usage of the same insult), or Nance, nance (“effeminate man, homosexual”), from nancy or nancyboy. The rhyme with ponce has also been noted.

As prison slang also said to be an acronym for "Not On Normal Communal Exercise" (Stevens 2012), but this is likely a backronym.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 09/09/2026
Nigel "Frogman" Farage wearing a pale blue suit at a lectern with "Reform UK" on its front, standing before a backdrop with the words "BORING BORING! BORING!". All while his acolytes beat up a woman protester (not in shot)
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 06/09/2026
Own-brand French cereal. (Sadly, since vanished from the sheves.)
Box of Cocopops-like cereal, named 'plopsies', featuring a cartoon hippo mascot, wearing a small green-trimmed yellow sundress and carrying a red and blue parasol
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 02/09/2026
It's *always* Weasel Wednesday
Tintin / Captain Haddock Meme -

Haddock: "What a week, huh?" 
Tintin: "Captain, it's Wednesday" 

(Snowy is meanwhile entranced by a glass of beer.)
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 26/08/2026
Two panel strip of a newsreader behind a desk.

First panel: "Next up we will discuss the topic with someone whose job is to be a well researched and respected expert in the area".
Second panel: "And in the interest of balance we will also talk to an idiot".

Signed: @twisteddoodles
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 22/08/2026
Her sister is more dignified
A grey Merle lurcher coiled on a light coloured floor mat
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 20/08/2026
Dignified hound
A black lurcher dog, lying on her back on a large grey dog bed, her front paws neatly folded, and her back legs akimbo
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 18/08/2026
sure, the abyss is great for staring into. But if screaming is your thing, you'll want to go with the void.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 17/08/2026
Almost the entirety of the A9 in Scotland is policed like this, from permanent, tall, yellow-painted, camera posts.
The A9 road, with a tall yellow camera pole, and a sign with the text "Average speed", and "speed cameras" above and below a stylised image of a camera.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 17/08/2026
A black and white photograph of a beer-bellied man man on a barstool, with the caption:

59. Pintman Paddy Losty. Some of Dublin's great pintmen have been knowqn to put away thirty pints or more in a day.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 06/08/2026
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 04/08/2026
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 04/08/2026
Speedy Gonzales running with cheese
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 28/07/2026
Based on Martin Rowson's graphic noir riff on it!
Cover of Martin Rowson's "The Waste Land", private detective Chris Marlowe is tasked with getting to the bottom of the most impenetrable of all modernist mysteries: namely T. S. Eliot's "The Wasteland". Cunningly contrived, this irreverent graphic parody is inspired in equal parts by the classic modernist poem and by the American noir novels of Raymond Chandler. Marlowe, searching for his dead partner's killers, is lured into a web of murder, deceit, lust, despair, and, of course, a frantic quest for the Holy Grail. Doped, duped, pistol-whipped, framed by the cops, and going nowhere fast, Marlowe enters a nightmare world where Robert Frost, Norman Mailer, and Edmund Wilson drink in the gloom of a London pub; where Auden is glimpsed entering the men's room; where Henry James, Aldous Huxley, and Richard Wagner share an ice cream aboard a Thames pleasure steamer; and where, out of luck and out of clues, Marlowe finally tracks down T. S. Eliot and Ezra Pound. Available again for the first time in a decade, this is an unforgettably strange trip through modern literature with one of Britain's best writers and illustrators.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 25/07/2026
Kermit the Frog
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 25/07/2026
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 22/07/2026
The RCA Nuvistor -- the smallest thermionic valve -- was metal-canned and about the size of a small finger nail.
An RCA NuVistor metal canned thermonic valve being held between thumb and forefinger, above an empty socket
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 13/07/2026
At least in 1976 we got lots of pictures of dried cracking mud in reservoir bottoms.
The bottom of Ladybower Reservoir in Derbyshire's Upper Derwent Valley appeared cracked during the drought.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 12/07/2026
Look at that face -- he's seen things, man!
A black Labrador, stoned out of its gourd wrapped up in an orange survival blanket.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 07/07/2026
Why wouldn't they?
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 01/07/2026
Our daft GSD cross gets them in her undercoat, so they have to be combed out. Which she hates.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 30/06/2026
Just No! (This is part of my home office bookshelves. The poetry, novels, geography, history, etc, are elsewhere ,and rather messier.)
A well-filled bookshelfA well-filled bookshelf
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 27/06/2026
I had one of Dali's "Metamorphosis of Narcissus". In retrospect, you made the better choice.
Metamorphosis of Narcissus is an oil-on-canvas painting by the Spanish surrealist Salvador Dalí, from 1937. Originally titled Métamorphose de Narcisse,[1] This painting is from Dalí's paranoiac-critical period and depicts his interpretation of the Greek myth of Narcissus.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 25/06/2026
Now I'm planning how to best construct a tree house in the Sequoias, for hypothetical grandchildren to play in.
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 25/06/2026
Temperature had dropped a bit, so now reading in the garden, listening to the crows squabbling.
A copy of Martin Rowson's "The Wasteland" graphic noir sitting on a knee in a green gatden
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 18/06/2026
Lurchers are the best!
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 16/06/2026
Fog? Dog, obviously!
A black lurcher-type hound witting on grass, appearing to give the photographer the  old side-eye
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 15/06/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 13/06/2026
Well, there are two sequoia trees right outside my house, right now, here in central Scotland. This is the smaller one.
The trunk and lower branches of a sequoia tree, set in grass
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 09/06/2026
Although there are two stores in Scotland (an "outlet store" in Livingston - not posh), and full "boutique" store on George St, Edinburgh (very posh)
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Iain AF Fleming 🐧 @legalweasel.uk · 31/05/2026
I think the visiting hound wants a taste of my sandwich.
A great merle lurcher, sitting neatly, and staring at the photographer.
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